5 months ago
Put Words In Rob And Emilie's Mouths!
Hanging by the shore with Robert Pattinson? We had a dream like that once! (And then we woke up... *sigh*)
That lucky blonde chick right next to him is Emilie de Ravin, his costar in the upcoming flick Remember Me (the two were filming a scene in this photo).
And between the sand and surf, we couldn't help but wonder... what's going on inside their beachy brains?
Come up with the funniest suggestion you can think of and we'll print the best one later this week!
Emilie:What are you doing?Rob:Huh?Oh.Ignoring you.
ewww he is too pale
Rob :( trying not to smile ) he followed us & takin' a photo right now , right ?? don't look at him he's on the right behind the bushes Emillie : how did u see him ?? so ur next story will be me ?? it must b sooo hard the life ur livin' Rob : u have no idea ...
rob: wanna have dinner? emillie: who are u again? (cause shes so stupid. i measn, shes sitting with ROBERT PATTISON. AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE DOSNT CARE!
Rob:Omg this book is soo weird... wait a minute didn't i film a movie called twilight...didn't i play a character called Edward Cullen...didn't my character kiss Kristen who was playing a girl called...omg i never realised how hairy my legs were. Emilie: Have u just realised that now????
Rob: When will this be over. Emilie: OMG, he is so hot!!!
Emilie:Rob???Are U ok? Rob:Someone replace her with Kristen!
EMILIE: remember me rob! then marry me! ROB: where did i put my pen?
ROB-I really wonder when she'll shutup? Look a gummie worm... *sigh* where... where is my ipod? EMILLE- ...and she was so freaking stupid and i was like no you...
by kate Rob: Why am I not sparkling?! Emilie: And you need a spray tan.
Robert: What the...THERE"S BIRD POO ON MY LEG! GROSS! Emilie: *laughs* Yea...that's disgusting.
Rob: WOW LOOK HOW PALE I AM!!!!!I SHOULD GET A TAN WHILE WE ARE HERE!!!!Emilie:Rob, you no you cant get a tan or you will get fired from New Moon! ANd anyway pale is the NEW tan!!
Robert: Eww!What the heck is that..THERE"S BIRD POO ON MY LEG!! Emilie: *laughs* Yea...that's disgusting.
Emilie:Rob,you need to shave your legs. Rob:Yeah...
rob:leave me alone u filty emilie,i love kristen stewarts
rob: Hey look at my leg hair it's soooo long!!! Emilie: rob you really need to work on your manners!!!......LOL ;)
Rob: HEY! dese sunglasses are magic! they made my legs hairy! emelie: you sure its the glasses?
Emilie"Isnt it beautiful here?? Rob"What?? I dont see Kristen out there??
Rob: is it these sunglasses or did my legs magically get darker? emelie: no, no i think it's the hair
Emilie: the view is so pretty here Rob: to bad kristen's not with us
Emilie: wow he is HOT! or is it just the heat? : ) lol... Rob: I wonder what Kristen is doing????
Rob: hey! where did that scab come from? Emilie: and then she said i talk too much i mean do you think i talk too much?
Emilie:OMG! I thought I saw a dolphin! Rob:Huh? How did that get there?
Emelie:OMG! I thought I saw a dolphin! Rob:Huh? how did that get there?
emelie-isn't the view lovely. rob- yer my legs are so sexy.
EMILIE: i love this spot, we should have a picnic, dont u think? rob? rob? are u listening?? ROB: i think i have something on my pants...
Emilie: (thinking) OMG,I think he wants to kiss me again! Rob:(thinking and poking legs) yea I miss kristen
emelie-hey what are you looking at rob- well at first i was looking at your legs and then mine to see how harry mine are
Robert:Oh,there's a something on my pants...hmmm..it looks like chocolate pudding.. Emily:Yummy!
emilie: whoo! Its The beach its La Push, babe its La Push. Rob: Holy crap! la push! Must not sparkle! Oh nevermind, wrong movie.
emilie: look at those weird looking people over there. they look like they are filming a movie. robert: that's cause they are filming a moive. oh and why are you smiling?
Rob: Oh crap, there's a pimple on my leg. Gotta pop it. Emilie:You do that. Yeah, I'm goinna look away now.
Emilie: I'm more fascinating than Kristine right? Rob: Duh?!! that's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard
rob pat.. oh my God I forgot to put sun screen!! Emilie: oh.. do you want me to get mine you can use it..
emilie: you know I was wondering if what's going to be my feeling in our kissing scene Rob: well, do you want to try?? let's practice..
rob : oh man when can i get up, its burning hot here! emilie : the sun looks so bright! it hurts my eyes!
Emilie: has been a good kiss, right? Rob: mmm... I've had better kisses
Emilie: has been a good kiss, right? Rob: mmm... I've had better kisses
Emilie: has been a good kiss, right? Rob: mmm... I've had better kisses
Emilie:Rob,your feet smell sooo bad! Rob:I know,ihaven't wash them since last week
Rob: did i tell you kirsten played the best bella ever! Emilie: yes a trillon times, if you like her so much go marry her and by the way stop reading New Moon.Your getting on my nerves!!!
Emilie: What the hell is everyone looking at? Rob: *thinking* my what skinny legs I have, Emilie has more meat on her bones than me? What on earth does everyone on the planet see in me?
Emilie: Rob, do you wanna go get a hot pocket? Rob: *thinking* maybe i can braid kristens face in my leg hairs!!
Emilie: Rob, do you wanna go get a hot pocket? Rob: *thinking* maybe i can braid kristens face in my leg hairs!!
Emilie: Rob, do you wanna go get a hot pocket? Rob: *thinking* maybe i can braid kristens face in my leg hairs!!
Emilie: Rob, do you wanna go get a hot pocket? Rob: *thinking* maybe i can braid kristens face in my leg hairs!!
Emilie: Rob, do you wanna go get a hot pocket? Rob: *thinking* maybe i can braid kristens face in my leg hairs!!
Emilie: Rob, do you wanna go get a hot pocket? Rob: *thinking* maybe i can braid kristens face in my leg hairs!!
rob: ur so ugly y did i just kiss u emily: cause ur drunk remember we also did it last week when u were high
Emilie: DUDE! I still can't believe you ran in the streets and got hit! LOL! Rob: How did i get this tattoo of a hot pocket on my leg??