1 year ago
Put Words in Robert and Kristen's Mouths!
Looks like Kristen is dissin Robert on his hair (he says he hasn't washed it in months!). And perhaps he's telling her to watch out, or he'll bite her neck! What do YOU think they're saying?
Put your suggestions in the comments below and we'll print the funniest one soon!
Rob: do you have any asprian? Krsten:yah why? Rob:I have a huge headacke.
Rob: i think they know i'm a vampire Kristen: dont look at me i didnt say anything
Rob: Which side is my best. Kristen: Neither! Where's Taylor when you need some good looking arm candy!
Kristen to Rob: You know, Rob, I dont mind if you smell because you havent washed your hair in months, but Taylor may not want to stand near you. Rob: Did you say something, Kristen? It's so hard to hear with all this build up around my ears!
Rob: That was close, they almost found out I'm a vampire. Kristen: Wait, that was a secret?
rob:wow your back is so sticky. kris;thanks i guess
bella: why is your hand going down my back? edward:i had hair gell on my hand
Bella:Your hair stinks like fish. PEEEEEYOOOOOUUUU! Edward: Oh sorry. I was adding fish oil to make my hair stick.What did you say?
bella:oh my bad clumsy me!rob:wheres megan (megan fox)when u need her
Rob: i think they want us to kiss. Kristen: not on your life
Rob: kristen u know that theat lady therw her underwar at me right? kristen: (what that was my mom!) really that was weird
Rob- Im being doctor evil!! Mahahahha Kristen- Dude, you put your pinky at your mouth...
kirsten rob you have a pimple robert ahhhhhhhh
ROBERT:: gawd i wish my hair wasn't so hot,,KRISTEN::don't worry it's not as hot as mine!
Rob: Ah buggers...I think I drank too much. Kristen: Just keep your arm around my tiny waist and I'll hold you up.
Kristen: Pimple, 12 o clock Rob: Pop goes the weasel!
rob:HEY A NICKEL!!!! kristen: whatever. hurry up and smile for the freakin camera!!
Kristen:oooohhh! i hate paparrazi Robert:your soooo introble!!here comes lady gaga!
Robert: Oh look, a nickle. Kristen: Look up here, Robert.
Edward: Do I have something on my face? All the girls are staring at me!! Kristen: Yea, ugliness! 'Snap'
Robert: Everyone loves my hair!Kristen: Dude you are totally full of yourself!
Rob: i'm shy.. the girls were staring at me. Kristen: Stop it. dont worry. i'll pull their hair if they steal you from me.
Robert:Umm Kristen there staring at meee Kristen:Act calm and we can run.....
Robert:Umm Kristen there staring at meee Kristen:Act calm and we can run.....
Kristen: Rob, I see lice in your... (Rob interrupts) Rob: psshhh...please!
K.S: HEY TAYLOR!!! R.P: dont look at him im the one you marry! K.S: rob that was only in the movie R.P: well life should be based on the film K.S: XD XD XD TAYLOR COME HERE! R.P: grrrr NO DONT! JUST GO AWAY!
ROB: why is everyone staring at my hair kristen? KRISTEN: just shut up, not everything is about you and your filty hair
Kristen: hey rob i think i saw a nit in your hair! Rob: stop looking at my hair!
Rob:Kristen,is there a zit on my forehead? Kristen:Ecward shut up or I wont marry you.In this week.
Rob: Did i hang the washing out , i think i forgot k-stew: its ok i already did it now focus!
R: here we go again k: stop throwin ur lices on me
R: Oh God! The camera is pointing right at me!!!! What am I going to do! K: Oh shut up and look cool, you are my bo don't make me look bad!
rob.... ohh i forgot to wash my hair, i am sooo mad!!! kisten.... no either way you look hot!!!
rob.... i forgot to wash my hair!!! i am soo mad!!! kristan.... ohh no it looks hot either way !!!!!!
rob:does my hair look ok? kristen:omg stop worrying bout ur hair
Kstew:Maybe you should WASH your hair ever ynow and then rob.... Rob: Hell no its beautiful. Ktew Right haha. Rob:What do you mean Right?!!?
rob- say chee- omg!who out GLUE in my hairgel?? kristen- i did, maybe you'll stop touching your hair all the time now!!
Rob: Uh, Help me, Kristen my fingers are stuck in my hair! Kristen: (sighs) I don't know what those girls see in you. I mean, you don't even wash your hair!
kirsten:look at the fans. rob:stop touchin my butt.
Bella:whats that smell? Edward: well... i havnt token a shower in a wile
R- I think im getting a fever... K-its cuz im so hot rite rob? R- **sure**
Rob: im so hot, my hair is soo greasy it sicks better when its greasy. Kristen: WOW your such a poser lol nd ur hair is lovely when its not greasy :P xx
K: Rob? Did you put on underpants 2day? R: Nope why
Rob:gosh my hair is so itchy!!!! kristen: ew your getting lice all over me!!!!
robert: oh my god my hair is messed up, wat do i do???? bella: its fine rob just finish the photo
Rob: Well, you could have waited until after the party to seduce me in the limo! Now my hair looks like crap! Kristen: It's okay baby! It looks sexy. If you fix it now, then you'll just have to fix it again after round 2!
rob:GOD ALL THESE LITTLE GIRLS WONT STOP SCREAMING IN MY EARS MAYBE IF I CUT MY HAIR THEY WONT LIKE ME ANYMORE....WAIT I COULD NEVER CUT MY BEAUTIFULL HAIR WHAT AM I THINKING?? kristen: OMG EDWARD STOP BENG A BIG BABY JUST IGNORE THEM JUST FOCUS ON ME YOULL BE ABEL TO DRAIN ALL THOSE LITTLE SCREAMS OUT IN NO TIME!!
Rob: Dose my hair look good. Kristen:your hair looks fin rob.
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Rob: Im kinda hoping to play Batman's Joker in my next movie Kristen: Thanks Rob I was gonna send this pic to my grandparents and now well...