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R-Patz Says He's A "Paranoid Wreck!"

Rob Pattinson: TOO famous?

Umm, we want every single picture of him we can get our hands on, so we don't think so! But the dreamy undead Brit says in an interview with Entertainment Tonight (set to air on Thursday, April 23) that fame is making his life tougher:

"I'm always really worried about ruining their lives. Especially with people that aren't famous. It's such a massive change. I'm kind of a paranoid wreck. I've eaten a lot of room service."

Awww. Poor Rob. And we know it's been even harder on him than he's let on. Check out these other problems Rob has been having:

- Beloved Hot Pockets no longer enjoyable – he is hotter than they are!

- British Royal Family getting so annoying – trying to make him king

- Way too many girls want to hook up with him – he has no time!

- Museums constantly trying to shave his head to put hair in museum
 
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so am i! im a paranoid wreck 2!

 
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poor rob .... we cant help it we love you to much... ur just hot in the movies

 
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poor hottie...um rob..u really should wash ur hair atleast once a week..:s..i still love ya though..

 
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dontcha see hes trying not 2 hurt girls feelings-hes so sweet

 
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daannss is right if i was a star i wouldnt want people to stalk me and i wouldn't want to feel like somebody is going to hurt me.

 
 
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poor Rob the only thing he rly loves is acting and singing and all his fans are ruining it cuz they stalk him to much and all the film directors will get tired of not being able to film and so on so we should let them breath a bit and so... just a thought

 
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Rob is sooooo HOT!OMG he is!

 
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i think hes relly cool and once i stoped screamig, id treat him norrmal. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 
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i feel sorry for him too but when he got the twilight role he should had realized he would become really popular

 
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HE ROCKS!

 
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come hang wit me you will get treated like the rest of my friends who are males

 
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I FEEL BAD 4 HIM BUT I LUV HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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i wish people like that would leave him alone!for one he probaly hates it when people think hes all that hes just a normal dude!

 
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

 
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woah theyre trying to shave his head!!!???!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! that hair is too perfect to be shaved off!!!

 
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awwww, rob, we loooove that you're really famous! and we loooooove that you're so damn sexy! and personally, i loooove your personality ! you're so funny!! and trust me... you are NOT ruining anyone's life. seriously, if people wanna obsess over you like i do, then it's their choice, and if they spend their entire life wantign to know your every move, its their fault if they miss an opportunity on an education, its also their fault.

 
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so i am, i have anxiety attacks like he does and im really paranoid a lot! now, why cant i look that good??????

 
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It's not our fault ur so good-lookin!!

 
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I feel so bad 4 him!if anyone who sees this has any ideas how to cheer him up message me at 'prettytigger96@yahoo.com " or look up "Haley Duncan" on myspace.com to message me there.

 
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sorry Rob..what 2 do?? we love u so much!!

 
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ohhhh.. that is sad i feel really really bad if i was him i would try to hide and suff it is a little to crazy but we cant help it

 
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i feel soooo bad for him

 
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aww poor rob

 
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omg ppl dnt say anything bad bout rob! wat he do ta yooh?! uh huh thts right nothin! i love taylor! o ya and rob lol

 
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loool wanna make him king loool

 
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awwe...rob dont give up on what you want to do!! maybe you should travel like when you can.. and your only 22 hun your lover might be just around the corner..you probably just need to open your eyes and notice the people that love you for you not edward cullen!!

 
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NO WAY

 
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Aw. I feel so bad for Rob. Didya guys no he was trying to get out of his contract with Twilight..true!

 
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LMAO Cullen11!!!! ;) nice diss to ihartnickjonas1546!!!!

 
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lol the museum 1 is funny LUV YA ROB

 
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ooooh just shut up BellaCullenBlack!!!!

 
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he'll be ok just like Tannabear1 said just give him a chance to calm down

 
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u dnt have to worrie!we r here for u!

 
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dud, like just leave him alone you to BellaCullenBlack just give him a chance to calm down...

 
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no comment....

 
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Poor Rob...really...you all should leave him alone...so he can spent all his time with me !! :D...Why not? At least he would be less stressed...

 
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Nick Jonas sucks Rob is so awesome hott and the best actor.I cant believe u wuld say that hes ugly and stupid. hes smarter han u in fact ithink a donkey is smarter than u

 
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omg shut up ihartnickjonas1546 he is gorgeous and an amazing actor ok! I LOVE him.. and ur the pathetic one talking about 'oh hes so ugly' yu wouldnt no what hot was if it hit you in the face!!!

 
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but i do love the twilight series. i am reading for the 4th time...

 
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and you are pathetic! 'aw. poor rob! i wish i could help!' i mean... really people. you need some therapy or something!

 
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wow. i hate him. he is just saying this to get more attention. he knows he is going to get more by complaining. he is so ugly, stupid, and retarded.

 
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lol what channel is ET on?

 
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aww poor Rob

 
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I feel bad for him. He's always so paranoid. I wish he'd just marry me so I could protect him already.

 
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I LOVE ROB!!!!! im here for you rob!!!!!!

 
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I love him!!! Im so glad he got famous!! fantastic actor

 
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instead of hot pockets it needs 2 b hot robert!! lol rob if u need some cheering up, i can make-out with u that will cheer u up!!

 
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its ok rob just remember your mine

 
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Rob is amazing and the fans need to give him some space. he'll be back up and running again

 
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Rob is amazing i love him

 
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