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Real Band vs. Rock Band

IN A REAL BAND: Smashing a guitar scores you major points with the crowd.
IN ROCK BAND: Smashing a guitar just makes you look like a sore loser...and will cost you $70 for a new controller

IN A REAL BAND: Wearing spandex is sometimes acceptable.
IN ROCK BAND: Wearing spandex will only make you chafe.

IN A REAL BAND: You can crowd surf.
IN ROCK BAND: You can only couch surf.

IN A REAL BAND: There's a great spread of food waiting for you backstage.
IN ROCK BAND: There's a Hot Pocket waiting for you in the fridge.

IN A REAL BAND: Pyrotechnics will add some serious flair.
IN ROCK BAND: Pyrotechnics will set off the smoke alarm.

IN A REAL BAND: You can jam with your fellow bandmates.
IN ROCK BAND: You can make jam with your friends between games.

IN A REAL BAND: A sour note here and there is no big deal.
IN ROCK BAND: A sour note here and there...and it's game over.

IN A REAL BAND: Fans may call for an encore.
IN ROCK BAND: The only real fans you have will help make a cool breeze.

IN A REAL BAND: Banging the drums hard will get your blood pumping.
IN ROCK BAND: Banging the drums will jeopardize your warranty. Easy on the plastic!

IN A REAL BAND: Things could fall apart over creative differences.
IN ROCK BAND: Things could fall apart because someone doesn't know how to push the right button when the blinkie thing goes all the way down the screen -- even when it's only on beginner -- throwing everybody off and making the fake audience boo at us. Yes, I'm talking to you, Frank! Get your act together! We have a pretend band to take to the top.

 
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

 
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

 
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rock band is my fave i got beatles rockband 4 my bday

 
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hello

 
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hello

 

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hello

 
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what's so bad about frankie iero???? He's PWNSOME~~~~~~!!!!!!!!1

 
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rock band is ballin

 
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
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ROCK BAND IS BEASTLY!!!!!oh and that was soooooo funny!!!LOLZ!!

 
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crazygirl if ur gonna be soo judgemental then ur ughly!

 
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no that is sooooo fake. stop doing chain letters. urghhhhh! l: and omg that was funny

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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Ok! I have to belive but that was Fuckin' aswome!!!

 
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OMG! I love Rock Band! It is so freakin awesome!

 
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Both!

 
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Hahahahaha, that was funny. SHUT UP HE IS!!!

 
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LOLZ! i so love the one with the hot pocket in the fridge and the first and last one! those were FUNNY!!!

 
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i dont care i love robert pattinson oh rock band is cool

 
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edward cullen is soo hottttttttttt!

 
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well............. rock band rox so watev. who karez wat u say!

 
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I really dont kare about wut any of that said kuz it was stupid i like rock band its an awesome game

 
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hmmmmmm i wonder (if the blood starts pumpin will edward show up??)hmmmmmmm

 
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um...what is this? this isn't a game. it's stupid instructions to bands!

 
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I know Frank the drummer from ZZ Top!!!

 
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frank sucks

 
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rockband is still better

 
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lol! Frank, it's all your fault. I wonder where Rob lives, I can teach him how to play rock band

 
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HAHAHA!

 
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GOSH FRANK if u wernt such a good fake player they would kick u out!!!!

 
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lol! FRANK! ITS UR FAULT THE BAND SUCKS QUIT MESSING UP! lol jk

 
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ohhhhhh! so funny

 
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great job frank ITS UR FAULT!

 
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FRANK~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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frank its all ur fault :-(

 
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FRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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LOL FRANK!

 
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LOL yes Im talking to you Frank!

 
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lol me and bf totally was rotflob and then we kissed...........jk im single boys....yay....read this messenge in a high squeky voice in your head.....like this..................... ......................... ..........okay im done.lalalala :-) cheese makes me laugh

 
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target has the bundle of ps3 rb2

 
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target has the bundle of ps3 rb2

 
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i mean i got the first one

 
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rock band two for the win!!!!!!!!!me and my bro got it for easter yesa abtw u can submit a gutar wen u want another one they will give u one or too i did that it worked they r not smrt!!!!!!!!!!

 
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how much does Rock band cost? i want to buy it!

 
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im gettin gh 4"on tour" 4 christmas

 
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i have rockband and GH 2 and 3!!!! i play on hard and kill the people on xbox live!!!!!!!!!

 
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COOL

 
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My sister has ALL GH except Aerosmith. And I want ROCKBAND! Because you can sing, play guitar, and drums! Also, It looks like a very ROCKIN' game... If u know what I mean

 
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I have rockband, Gtair hero 2 and 3. THEY ROCK! I love sabotage~

 
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cool?

 
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