2 years ago

Rejected "Grand Theft Auto" Sequels

Grand Theft Bicycle: Dodge the cops at speeds of up to 15 mph!

GTA Alaska: Learn how to hotwire a wild moose!

Grand Lease Auto: Why steal when you can go legit? Haggle with salesmen. Negotiate a monthly payment. The action never stops.

Minor Theft Auto: Just tell that nice police officer that you were going to return the vehicle to its rightful owner right after robbing the bank.

Grandfather Theft Auto: Escape from the nursing home, break into the nearest Buick LeSabre with your shuffleboard stick and make your getaway...if you can see over the steering wheel, you old geezer!
 
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

 
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i meant san an dreas

 
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love that game!! (even though i am to young) hahaha

 
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lol great game......

 

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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

 
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I would play grand theft bicycle

 
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lol i like miner thef atou!!!

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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here wuz a lil girl walking down a hallway of an old hotel when a man stabbed her in the back of the head. if u just read this comment, then her dead body will appear in ur bedroom doorway unless u post this comment on 3 other videos

 
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here wuz a lil girl walking down a hallway of an old hotel when a man stabbed her in the back of the head. if u just read this comment, then her dead body will appear in ur bedroom doorway unless u post this comment on 3 other videos

 
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nice one minor theft auto haha

 
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That is hilarious! Minor Theft Auto is the coolest!

 
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LOL 2 grandfather theft auto

 
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omg that grampa is fuuny

 
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wow... -Abbie B

 
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LOL! THAT'S FUNNY! :)

 
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love that vid game

 
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Haha... I would totally play Grandfather THeft Auto!