Rob Afraid of His Own Fans?

Forget sunlight. One vampire is shaking in his coffin over his own rabid fanbase...

Talking about fan mail, Robert Pattinson dished in a recent interview that, "I go through it myself, but I think I might get them censored, because I'm always expecting to get the one thing that says, 'I know where you live and I'm going to kill you!'"

Nothing to fear, Rob! Who would want to harm a hair on your pretty head?!

But if R-Patz does go through his mail carefully, we hope he hasn't chucked out these items we sent:

- Baby clothes. For when Renesmee is born.

- Dakota Fanning repellent. Hey, she sounds feisty!

- A vile of our blood. Just in case he gets thirsty on set and wants to stay in character.

- Hot Pockets. We hear he loves those, and the food in England is a little sketch-o-rama.

- A giant box. So he can ship himself back to us.

What? Would those be weird or something? LOLZ!

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