9 months ago

Rob Doesn't Think Girls Like Him!

Your coffin or mine?

This may sound crazy, but Robert Pattinson was heard complaining that ever since he started playing Edward Cullen, no girls come up to talk to him (apparently, he hasn't been hanging out around 4TNZ users)! In a recent newspaper article, it was revealed that Rob complained to a friend that, he "can't hook up [in N.Y.C.]!"

Plus, on the DVD of Twilight (coming out March 21), Robert makes fun of his own looks. "Sometimes, I think I look as if I've had facial reconstructive surgery, after burns or something," the clearly-insane actor said. "My whole head looks like it's had a face-lift — a really bad one!"

Sorry to break it to you, Robert, but you're hot! That said, he could be right about girls being afraid to approach him. So to help out our boy Rob (and lucky girls who think they wanna make a move!), here's our guide to asking out a vampire:

- Blood-scented perfume. He'll definitely smell it – from across the room!

- Hang around a dog pound. Just to make him jealous.

- Mention you love staying up all night. Every night. Forever.

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I guess hes never read my comments.! *sigh*

 
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WHY WOULD HE BRING UP THAT STUPID THOUGHT? I LOVE HIM ALOT AND I MEAN ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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how could he think that no girls like him?????????????????????? ??????????????

 
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I seriously can't believe he would think such a thing he is seriously hot and i know as soon as i would see him i would faint because of how charming he is

 
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aww that's what i love about rob... he's soo modesy!! gotta love him! <3

 
 
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awwwwwww rob A LOT of girls like u including me just dont think like that!!!!!!! luv ya 4 eva rob!!!!!

 
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rob is so sexy i love him to death i loooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeee you robie dont forget that

 
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haha hes totally right!

 
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OM ROBERT U ARE HOT!!! IDK WHY YOU WOULD EVEN THINK THAT!!! it just breaks my heart to hear that you think that. ♥ broken.

 
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my cuz like u and i do to and there alot of girls out there love u so go find one

 
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hi i love you

 
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OMG I LOVE U ROBERT.....i am sure a lot of girls do..U R AWESOME <333!!! : )

 
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OMG Rob is HOT H-O-T Hot

 
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i'll go show rob how much girls like him lolz.... he would like that if i showed him

 
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ome!!! rob is hot so hot i cant even explain him he is sooooo hot,fine,sexy

 
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omg!!! that sux i love him thats sad that he feels that way about himself! EDWARD U R BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY!!!!!!!11

 
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Awww! Poor Rob! We love love you, man. Don't worry Rob, you'll find someone and it might be one of your many fans! :D

 
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Awww! Poor Rob! We love love you, man. Don't worry Rob, you'll find someone and it might be one of your many fans! :D

 
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IM TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!4EVAR. ......................... ......................... ......................... ......................... ......................

 
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well of course no girl can approuch him and ask him out , his boduguard might beat the crap out of them after that last taxi injury he had . but Robert is smocking hot man , i dont know why other girls wont ask him out , i will

 
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i hate it when people are the crazy obsessed fans that would die if they met a celeb. who cares they are normal people but mr robert pattinson i would love to date you anytime anywhere you are super hot! so with that said dont doubt your looks be glad that your georgeous.

 
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OMRP (o my robert pattinson) YOU ARE REALLYY HOT WELL UR MORE LIKE THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER SEEN AND I THINK YOU SOO KEWL HEHE

 
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OMG seriously ur gorgeous!!! just look at all the comments from the girls below!!!

 
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DUUUUUUUUUUUDE! wth make you think you're NOT hot??????? u look kinda like a greek god!

 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! tho se f....in bi***es don`t know how to treat you rob but i know how to treat you!!! (i was not talking the twihards or thye rob fans.i was talking about the twilight and rob haters)

 
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oh n dude member like a week or 2 ago fans wanted u get 2 u so badly ya had 2 run across the street n u almost got run over by a taxi !!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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OME how can u tink ur not hot !!!! have ya not noticed all the screamin fans ? or that all females (even celebrities) say they have a crush on u n tink ur hot ?or the fact that ur on all the covers of magazines ? jus this afternoon i was at walmart n u were named 1 of the hottest bachelors !!!!!!!!!!!!! n like evry girl has heard of u n at very least said u were cute (if they didnt u say u were hott)!!!!!! hey if u tink girls dont approach u come meet me n my friends n like whoa u totally wont tink that !!!!!!!

 
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How can you.. How can you say that?... You think you are not hot? Oh, amn, you are really crazy I mean on the Vanity Fair magazine you are crowned as the hottest man on earth!! Really, just look into a mirror man!

 
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omg! robert your hot! if I was old enough I would totally aproach you! but for right now I can only ask for an autograph (wait how old is he again?!)

 
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He is so hot and many girls would ask him out (including me!)

 
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he must be crazy!!

 
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hes crazy what is he saying hes HOTER THEN HOT he can get a girl not a girl pick me

 
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HE'S CRAZY (HE'S MINE) AND HE IS SOOOO CUTE HOT 2 MANY REASONS WHY HE IS PERFECT I WOULD GO UP TO HIM ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME IN A HEART BEAT

 
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He's crazy. Obviously he hasn't seen himself clearly!! He's HOT!!!!!

 
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I LOVE HIM NO MATTER WHAT HE SEZ!!!! MY SCHOOL LOCKER WILL DISPROVE HIM!!! nixi xx

 
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sigh oh sorry u still their i was daydreaming oh and yh he is like peanut to my jelly the kristin to my robert (angryface)

 
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i freaking love him!!!!!!!!!He is so freaking hot!!!!!!

 
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Umm okay he needs to come to my skul.........If he dont mind standing in a puddel of drool. P. S Its not mine!!! But i still think hes super hot but im not the type to drool over some one ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever!!! haha lol

 
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lol his expressions were funny in the movie...and he isnt hot....Y do people think that? Cuz hes famous? Cuz he plays Edward? I have no idea but ugg he is so not hot!!!

 
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what the frig r u talking about??!! ur one of the hottest guys ever born!!!!!!! and if u think that come talk to me!!!!! ill prove u wrong! i promise!!!!!!!

 
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What the hell is he talking about he is totally hot!!!!!!!!!!

 
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as i said before LOVE YA ROB... FOREVER<

 
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Rob could get anyone he wants,,,, hey i'm very happy to help, i would love to sit down and have a talk to the really rob, and not edward.... to see what he is really like?? i bet he would blow your mind

 
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WHAT IS ROB TALKING ABOUT??!! HE IS H-O-T-T!!!! HOTT!!!!!

 
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and some may have a different opinion, not everyone has to like robert

 
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3 words robert pattinson is very hot and alot of girls like him!, ok maybe like 10 words but u guys get the point right?

 
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3 words robert pattinson is very hot and alot of girls like him!, ok maybe like 10 words but u guys get the point right?

 
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WTH?!?! Rob Patz is the ugliest guy on Earth! And I would hang around a Dog Pound just to stay AWAY from him! He sure is smart to think girls don't like him because believe me it is soooo true! =P

 
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omg.........robert you is soooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo. ....ffffffiiiinnnneeee... ...you need to stop putting yourself down ....i think you just fronten...you know you look good...you just dont want to seem like you are stuck on yourself....go show it offff....<3

 
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Maybe he has an "Edward complex" ...yeah..i'm pretty sure of that...he DOESN'T see himself clearly. Rob, sweety, you're REALLY REALLY handsome! Well..maybe he's been dazzled by himself..LoL Anyways...If no one wants him...I'LL TAKE HIM! ;D

 
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