4tnz! : Rob Doesn't Think Girls Like Him!

Your coffin or mine?

This may sound crazy, but Robert Pattinson was heard complaining that ever since he started playing Edward Cullen, no girls come up to talk to him (apparently, he hasn't been hanging out around 4TNZ users)! In a recent newspaper article, it was revealed that Rob complained to a friend that, he "can't hook up [in N.Y.C.]!"

Plus, on the DVD of Twilight (coming out March 21), Robert makes fun of his own looks. "Sometimes, I think I look as if I've had facial reconstructive surgery, after burns or something," the clearly-insane actor said. "My whole head looks like it's had a face-lift — a really bad one!"

Sorry to break it to you, Robert, but you're hot! That said, he could be right about girls being afraid to approach him. So to help out our boy Rob (and lucky girls who think they wanna make a move!), here's our guide to asking out a vampire:

- Blood-scented perfume. He'll definitely smell it – from across the room!

- Hang around a dog pound. Just to make him jealous.

- Mention you love staying up all night. Every night. Forever.