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Rob on Girls: "I'll Take What I Can Get!"

Give Robert Pattinson credit: he knows how to get our blood pumping!

In a recent interview with a tabloid magazine, the dreamy Brit dished about how life has changed since he became Edward Cullen... and, of course, his relationship with Kristen Stewart!

"The only reason I went to the audition [for Twilight] was to see Kristen, because I’d just seen Into The Wild." OME! So does he have a crush?

"Of course!" he said. REALLY?! "No, we are just very good friends."

Such a tease.

As for what he looks for in a girl (please say us, please say us): "I like strong people, chiseled abs... I don't know, I take what I can get!”

Yeah, must be rough out there for you, Rob! (We say as we do our crunches on the Ab Blaster.)
 
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If yewr hatinqq on eht yew need tew qet a life kusz yewr thee one writinqq stuff bouht eht wen yewr tellinqq people tew qet a life and yewr thee one who dont qot 1. Hopp off of everybodyz jock already.

 
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well i have 2 say that rob make my spew looks good this, is just crap if all u ever do all day is fantasise about rob and twilightyness, not that i don't like twilight, but u guys r hopelss, and rob is an cheesey cake maker who has no socks!

 
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luv him like my sock

 
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well i hae 2 say that u r all a pack of loseres i mean if rob had been hit be a taxi and actually got hurt,m he may of had to have plascti surgery, and then he may actually look halfe desent but at the moment he looks like an ass wipe!soz guys it just aint gunna work

 
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well i hae 2 say that u r all a pack of loseres i mean if rob had been hit be a taxi and actually got hurt,m he may of had to have plascti surgery, and then he may actually look halfe desent but at the moment he looks like an ass wipe!soz guys it just aint gunna work

 
 
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OMG seriously u guyz need 2 get a life, now look i have 2 say i would understand why his face was so caved in if the taxi hit his head, but seriously he looks like an ass wipe but ill tell u now i have 2 say that i u all need 2 get a life, i mean names like Mrs Cullen, and Mrs Lautner wat the hell.

 
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the strong people and chiseled abs bit is a bit scary, but i can look past that just for rob. to those people who think girls only like him because of edward cullen, that is not true. yeah, he plays one of the most awesome characters ever created, but i dont love him just for that -- that's only a little bit of the reason why i like him. of what i've heard about rob pattinson, he is really nice and down to earth. get over it if you don't like him

 
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Rob iz mine and i liked him in harry potter and in twilight and all the other films (and yes i know wht they r ) but girls rob is so mine and sorry but it is so true and better luck with jacob ! lol ! but he realy is mine

 
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forever14, ok yes some ppl probably do like him cuz he plays edward. but i like rob. and so do almost all my friends! we luv edward and we luv rob 2!! not just cuz he plays edward!!!

 
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lolz anonymous XD

 
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What? is he looking for a guy, or a girl??

 
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ha ha strong in what way??!!

 
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he wants strong girls, okk... but Chiseled abs ??? WTF !!!!

 
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He is so hot and sexy it's unbelievable!!!!!!!!

 
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He is so hot and sexy it's unbelievable!!!!!!!!!

 
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I love Rob... he´s so cute, lovely, hot, sings very good and is so sweet... In some pictures he looks strange but anyway I love him... I wished I could talk to him !!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

 
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I love Rob... he´s so cute, lovely, hot, sings very good and is so sweet... In some pictures he looks strange but anyway I love him... I wished I could talk to him !!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

 
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i believe he's joking people!

 
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omg if thts wht he looks for in a girl, might as well turn gay. :p no offense to ppl out there but i dont like him. u guys jus like him cuz hes edward and edward is the most amazing person in the world. BUT ROB ISNT EDWARD!!!

 
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OMR?! CHİSELED ABS?! what th fuckin' fuck?! ok, doesn't matter, i'll do whatever it takes to make him to love me...

 
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WOW chiseled abs?? what the heck is that buit I love Rob so I will do what ever I can

 
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chiseled abs?? wtf?~ i TOTALLY love rob. but. chiseled abs? what ?!

 
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chiseled abs? wtf? ! i TOTALLY Love rob but.. chiseled abs?

 
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aww..so cute.i love his voice!!! sometimes he looks rly ugly in pix but i still love him 4ever!! signed..Mrs.Patt inson lol jk

 
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love me some Rob :)

 
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awwwwwww i just love him!

 
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ome hes like totally cute and ya gotta love his acscent *sorry for my grammer* hes really sweeet too. ya gotta love rob!

 
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he is so cute!

 
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awww sweetz!!

 
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is he dating kristen stewart?

 
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i love u robert pattinson

 
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hes not ugly hes hot

 
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dude from the looks of how ugly u r u dont have much of a choice.

 
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He is just naturally gorgeous, lovely, sweet, funny - everything. He's got it all in there. And I just see it more clearly everyday ^^

 
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i think he is sweet,nice,cute, cool guy!!!!!!! wish i can talk to him :'(

 
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I like him soooo much..but hate to admit it because people freak when i say i like the guy from twilight..it has nothing to do with him being "edward cullen" he is just a really cool guy.

 
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he is sooooooo hot

 
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aww i LOVE him he is soo cool

 
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ooh he's hot and funny and adorable yummy i could eat him

 
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I think he is such a sweet and funny guy!!! XD

 
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Hes sooooooooooo HOT I love him!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

 
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vvv ashbear, if your gonna talk bad about rob spell words correctly !

 
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he likes chisled abs?!?!? is he looking for a man?!?!

 
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i love edward cullen ♥♥♥

 
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yo his so hot

 
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i think hes sweet! =]

 
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ewwww i hatye him hes so desprite

 
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That is very sweet!And he not judgemental like a bunch of guys.He is awesome.

 
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LOL He sounds soo desperate. Poor him.

 
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