7 months ago

Rob: How To Be Hideous?

Imagine if Robert Pattinson were ugly. Impossible, we know! But that doesn't mean it couldn't happen through the magic of movie-making.

For Rob's indie flick How To Be (which will be out on DVD soon), he had to play the opposite of a super cool vampire: an awkward, nervous dork!

The director of the movie, Oliver Irving, dished on ugg-ing up our man:

"I said, 'You're banned from cutting your hair between now and the shoot.’ We had to give him the most awkward haircut we possibly could, and we cut his trouser length a little bit too high. Things like that played down his apparent good looks."

Ha! Nice try! We've seen pics from the movie, and Rob is still a hottie! Maybe they shoulda tried these things:

- Painting on a unibrow

- Attaching a Santa Clause beard

- Giving him a temporary face tattoo of a manatee

- If that fails, just stick a paper bag over his head!

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w0w HAHAHA

 
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I saw the trailer and it looks extremely funny!! like uber funny!

 
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Wow, hes not even that ugly when hes ugly....

 
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uglyyyyyyyyyyy

 
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Rob makes the word Dork extremely HOT

 
 
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i LOVE him wether he has a mana-tatty or what!

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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put a tatoo of a manatee?lol

 
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i LOVE him no matter what!!!!

 
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wow...you people need to get a life and realize he's just an actor, one guy...seriously people

 
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There is no possible way i could think of him as ugly. no way at all. He's perfect!!!!!!!!1

 
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it's really hard to make him ugly. he's a sexy beast. seriously. i love this kid to death and i think he's an amazing actor. i can't wait until this movie is out on dvd. i wanna see it really bad. i like the story line and i think it's gonna be really good.

 
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It will be hard 2 make him look ugly.................REAL LY HARD!

 
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i dnt lyk im much enyway, but ee luks sooooooooooo ugly on this pic

 
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW UGLIEST PICTURE OF HIM EVER

 
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why dont they just keep him hot??? Do they think the movie will be more popular if he's ugly??

 
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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE 2 MAKE THE HOTTEST ACTORS LOOK UGLY AND PLAY THE OUTCASTS IN MOVIES????????

 
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NO. I know that the "How To Be" movie is out. But next time, THEY SHOULD ASK PERMISSION TO US BEFORE THEY TAMPER WITH ROBERT'S HOTNESS. Hahaha. Anyone with me?

 
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That's gonna be HAAAAARD to do.

 
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Rob P. is such a hottie

 
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Camille u speak of the truth!!! NOONE MESSES WITH OUR ROB'S HOTTNESS! EVER!!! HE CAN'T EVER BE UGLY EVEN IF HE DRESSED AS JOE JONAS ON HALLOWEEN!!!! YEA, I'M TALKING TO YOU, TEAM TAYLOR!!!! HE'S IS STILL CUTE!!!!

 
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of course i'm with u Camille =D but at the end they won't make him less hot... he is always hot...

 
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^^^but rob already has a unibrow...so why was that a suggestion to make him ugly?? maybe to make it thicker would make him not so attractive.

 
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I am so confused! On here it says it's out on DVD soon (in America?) however somewhere else it says in the UK it will be out at cinemas in May sometime. I so desperatly want to see this movie but i'm just confused at HOW it's coming out here. Cinema or DVD? :S

 
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haters can STFU...Rob is super hot and we all know that already so no prob. :D Rob Rocks! try all u want to make him ugly but that is next to impossible! :D rob will always be the hottest person on earth and i agree with TEAMJACOBLOVER :D

 
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no matter what he looks like he's still sooooooooo hot, as it said in the 3rd book what beela said" His beauty is too much to bear.., soo right love ya rob

 
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me

 
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he's still cute.

 
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NO. I know that the "How To Be" movie is out. But next time, THEY SHOULD ASK PERMISSION TO US BEFORE THEY TAMPER WITH ROBERT'S HOTNESS. Hahaha. Anyone with me?

 
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that anonimus is me I forgot to sign in

 
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that anonimus is me I forgot to sign in

 
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OMG he is so sexy holy crap!!! signed the future Mrs. Pattinson

 
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he is freaking sexy in that photo... a you no what screw it he's sexy period:)

 
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people who ar HATERZ don't have anything better to do, so what if someone else likes something you don't so what beat it. And stop hating and get a life

 
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Mrs.Taylor Lautner is SO RIGHT! And TeamJacobLover is an idiot. I hate it how you people think that because I think this guy is cute, anyone who doesn't think that is an idiot. Uh hello, IT'S CALLED A FREAKIN OPINION! WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION MY OPINION?!?!!?! THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT SO ALL YOU PEOPLE SAYING THAT MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER IS AN IDIOT, STFU! Not our fault we don't find Rob as dreamy as all of you do. Don't be hatin on the Rob haters cuz then we'll just hate on you and then its gonna turn into a hate fest and no one wants that. ya'll gots to stop actin so dang retarded (god damn it i'm talkin like a hick again damn that book ><) Oh and BTW...HE IS THE UGLIEST MAN ON EARTH AND I HOPE HE GETS THE SWINE FLU SO HE CAN'T BE IN NEW MOON I don't want him to die, just become incapitated and have to be replaced until all four movies are made :D

 
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Umm..... They didn't need to ugly him up. He is already ugly enough as it is. No offense! But in my opinion, he is ugly. Jackson Rathbone I LOVE YOU!!!! Jasper rocks!

 
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Robert seems like he has the sweetest personality since he is shy! HE IS SUCH A CUTIE!!

 
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yus she is!!

 
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MRS.TAYLOR LAUTNER IS SO RETARDED!!

 
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ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THAT SAY HE IS UGLY ARE ON DRUGS!!!!!YOU MUST BE SMOKING CRACK!!!!

 
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wow rob has always been ugly. i agree with the peson under me except zac efron is not hot and only nick is hot out of the joe bros

 
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he is so not ugly...he is so sexy and i know i dont like him just because he is famous....i know if he wasnt famous and i seen him like walking somewhere or something i would be like yum lol.....and Rob seems like a really cool guy too.

 
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yeah yeah, whatever!!!! he's still so cute and hot and he don't look ugly in how to be, i love him and not because he's so popular, i love him before that!! and thank i have my eyes so open that'a what he's driving me crazy....

 
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I agree with the person below me open your eyes he is ugly! The only reason most of you even like him is because he is so popular now! Here are some hotties: Jonas Brothers, Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner! Who agrees w/ me???

 
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i agree with mrs.taylor lautner. he is sooo disgusting! wats so good about him?? his EXTRA down to earth and if u hav seen his pics of his early days, he is soo ugly! nd he is ryt now. ya'll need 2 open ur eyes!

 
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"imagine if rob were ugly?" He is fucking ugly

 
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Oh I get it. It's backwards day. Because that boy is ugly.

 
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