9 months ago

Robert Pattinson Wants a New Job!

Robert Pattinson: famous actor, talented musician... and janitor?

In a new interview about New Moon, Robert Pattinson dishes about the movie, as well as his new found celebrity. He kinda wants out!

About being a celebrity icon, Rob says, "It's turned into this crazy situation. I guess it has become a sort of phenomenon now which I really, really didn't expect."

His dream job? "I like any job where you can just shut yourself away from everybody." Sorry, R-Patz, we're not letting you out of our sights!

But, if you really do want a gig like that, I guess we want you to be happy. So here are some suggestions:

- Grave digger. Works perfect for a vampire, no? Nice and quiet. Plenty of potential girlfriends.

- Night janitor. Only janitor we would EVER find sexy.

- Meat locker interior decorator. Cold, dark, dead animals, plus lots of alone time. Is there a better place for Edward Cullen?

- Blogger. Hey, they have no friends right. Um, wait a sec...

Fan the Twilight Facebook Page!

And Fan the New Moon Facebook Page!

And check out TwilightGuide.com!

Get your Fix at TwiCrack Addict!

Click here if you're Robsessed with Pattinson!

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really rob and i hate to be mean but you'd have to be retarded to not know that signing up for acting (especially twilight) is not the way to go if you didnt want all these fans

 
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really rob and i hate to be mean but you'd have to be retarded to not know that signing up for acting (especially twilight) is not the way to go if you didnt want all these fans

 
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if he really wanted a "job he could shut people out with" he should of thought of that before he signed up for harry potter (that was the first thing) but the he had to sign up for twilight to.

 
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if he really wanted a "job he could shut people out with" he should of thought of that before he signed up for harry potter (that was the first thing) but the he had to sign up for twilight to.

 
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ughhhhhh im so sick of him ragging i couldnt care less if they replace him with a better edward

 
 
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I seriously don't want Rob to leave his one of my favorite actors he would be in my top 1 and he should keep doing at least one of the things he good at as a career

 
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he's so shy it's unbelievable.any actor would love the spotlight.he's a freaking retard!

 
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oh rob please dont leave!!!! boo

 
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well good cause u sure suck at acting.

 
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srry i meant dont go crazy srry

 
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yeah he should get a different job bcuz he's not an incredible actor(im not saying i dont like twilight so dont do crazy on me).maybe at a drive thru restaurant..lol

 
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1. put your finger on your nose 2. hold your breath for 5 seconds 3. say the name of your love 4. that person will ask you out on the next Friday 5. you will have the best day tomorrow 6. if you don't copy and paste to 2 other videos you will have bad luck and die in 2 days

 
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He can choose whatever he wants,but i love him the twilight saga.I mean he can quit after the saga.And i don't blame him alot of fans here in america are crazy they don't know what they're doing.And fans that can go to red carpet events and stuff like that represent some fans that can't go.And it makes Rob think we are all like that.Seriously get a hold of urself.

 
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if you are a true robert pattinson fan, go to this website: angelah14.webs.com Its worth it!!!

 
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THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER. paste this message to 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen

 
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THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER. paste this message to 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen

 
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THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER. paste this message to 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen

 
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NO! he cannot leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! but.. at least a few weaks break. but no leaving the saga!!!!

 
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i feel sorry for him he should ge an entire week off if it means making him feel better!!!

 
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ok that girl who said to get a life rly needs to get one herself and i mean i dont think that Rob is used to all this but we could just give him a break even though he is the hottest vampire ever.

 
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Look everyone, when he took this part, he should have know how it was going to put him in the spotlight. This film was meant to go all out like it did. I think he is just getting all the fans ralled up to see if it matters. I honestly doesnt think he's going any where...I do however think he needs his privacy, just like the rest of us. That time to breath. He's as into this film as all his fans are too. You guys need to take a break from critizing and just relax. Just b/c u like the movie sequals doesnt mean u r obsessed, it just means he made some AWESOME MOVIE and I'm sure the others will be as great. Being a start doesnt come free, it has its sucky times to, u hang in and work it out, he will go on to produce another GREAT movie and all will be well. STOP TRIPPING FANS!!

 
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i agree, we need to leave him alone and just let him get on with his life, he could be going through depression or something and just not no it yet, a lot of celebs do for no reason but stress

 
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AWWhh H3 JUSt N33DSz S0M3 CH33RiN UP i C0ULD H3LP WiTh THAT JK JK.. H3 JUST N33D S0M3tIM3 T0 hiM S3LF

 
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wow thats a lil gay to me!!!!and he just needs an escape like i do cuz im ALWAYS being followed by everyone cuz im a bad kid!!! but i think he just needs a WHOLE DAY that means no ppl following him the WHOLE DAY cuz i understand wat hes saying...

 
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that's pretty sad i can't imagine him working as anything else and that chick who's saying to get a life should get one herself

 
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your telling us to get a life why are you on this page if your not obsessed with him and your wasting your time telling us to get a life

 
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ok i love rob but come on its twilight for gods sake of course he is gonna get a lot of attiention who wouldnt want to watch every girls dream guy i love him and all but are u stupid

 
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perhaps you all should chill, you wouldn't like people hounding you all day and night. Back off of him, really, you act like he belongs to all of you, which he doesn't. You people are sadly pathetic, he doesn't like the way you are all obsessing and who can blame him. He's young, and probably under a lot of pressure as it is to complete the series, you don't need to add to it. Give him some space to breathe. You all fight over him like kids in a day care center, like he's the shiny new toy that you must play with. News flash, he isn't a toy, he's a person and deserves to be treated like one and not some piece of meat you all want a bite of. Grow up and get over it. He's not going to belong to any of you so really, stop your constant sobbing and complaining over whether he chooses to stay or not. It isn't your decision to make, nor will it ever be. YOU ALL NEED TO GET A LIFE AND START LIVING IT. I AM SERIOUS, GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT LIKE RATIONAL HUMAN BEINGS NOT HORMONE OBSESSED BITCHES IN HEAT!!

 
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he is not leaving don't worry.

 
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i love u rob don't go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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he is not quitting, lmao

 
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wow everybody wants 2 be famous like that amd they dont get 2 be and you just quit well you are so pathetic

 
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! they day i stop hearing about that sexy guy is the day i cry uncontrolably!

 
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noooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo!!!!!Please stay a sexy actor!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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:T ive been reading your comments and, ITS ROBS LIFE ! give him a break ! :S

 
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Aww. I would so cry if he quit!! He can't handle the fame??

 
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AD ONLY FOR ROBERT PATTISON boyfriend wanted by me WARNING ALL U OTHER LOSERS GO TAKE A HIKEREMINDER ONLY 4 ROBERT PATTISON ONLY

 
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He better not quit!!

 
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ID HAVE TO SAY- I AGREE WITH TWILIGHTLOVER1

 
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TAYLOR TAYLOR TAYLOR!!!

 
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IF UR ON TEAM TAYLOR SAY- TAYLOR TAYLOR TAYLOR!!!

 
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how cute...............

 
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ewll he would be a hott janitor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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THAT IS THE PRICE OF BEING FAMOUS, AND WE CANNOT BLAME YOU FOR EVEN THINKING IN QUITTING ACTING. PLEASE DON'T, YOU ARE GOOD AT IT! WE JUST HOPE YOU WILL BE GIVEN TIME TO JUST RELAX AND BE YOURSELF FOR AWHILE...

 
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ilt's so sexy

 
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omg

 
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twilight is so sweet and i read new moon and it was so romantic

 
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wtf kimmi. keep ur harsh comments to yourself!

 
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kimmik3 u did NOT just say that.and if u hate twilight then why r u readin' 'bout it.huh?

 
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