8 months ago
Robert Pattinson's Butt Injury!
Vampires might be immortal, but their butts aren't!
Undead hottie Robert Pattinson
admitted that he was injured while filming his first scenes with
Kristen Stewart in the first "Twilight" flick – and that it was his
behind that was feeling the pain!
"I lifted Kristen and ripped my arse cheek,"
he said, using the charming British word for butt. "I had to get a bum
massage for the cheek." (Hmmm. Funny THAT didn't make the DVD
commentary. LOLz!)
That's bad news for R-Patz, but imagine how lucky that masseuse felt!
Now, we never want to see Rob hurt, but what other injuries would Twilight fans looooove to help him recover from?
- Really chapped lips. That can only be cured by making out. For a really long time.
- Super sore feet. He'd probably have to stay home and let a nurse come to his house and stalk him, er, I mean... take care of him.
-
Very itchy scalp. It'll probably require someone to run their hands
through his legendary hair to rub his head. Just trying to help.
- Low self esteem. Fixable by whispering soft nothings into his ear.
LOL! i heard he asked a girl to dinner that stalked him for a month! BUT SHE LEFT!!!! WHAT IN THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HER!
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duh
You all know arse is british for the a word right?
lol
i'd love 2 be that masseuse
i'd love 2 be that masseuse
I like all of them and i'd love 2 be that person 2 help and take care of him any day any time just give me a call and i'll be right on his doorstep especially if he has really chapped lips or a messed up back(get it?)
I like all of them and i'd love 2 be that person 2 help and take care of him any day any time just give me a call and i'll be right on his doorstep especially if he has really chapped lips or a messed up back(get it?)
i think edward is soooo hot but robert is sooo not
i think edward is soooo hot but robert is sooo not
i think edward is soooo hot but robert is sooo not
i think edward is soooo hot but robert is sooo not
i think edward is soooo hot but robert is sooo not
i like the last 1...:)
well if his back hurts we can all see how hard he is!!! and we can massage him from the front!! (you get it??? give him a hug!!)
i want to be that masseuse.....
that's embarrsing but the massage probaly felt good
I would love to cure his chapped lips when he needs me to. ♥☺
I would love to run my fingers through his hair.
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i like those ideas....
I would love to be his fan that he has a secret crush on.
hahah kristins a fat ass jk i like u kristin!
Oh,God.. I want to be that masseuse.
A serious disease that he has to have chapped lips all day long and someone has to massage his lips all day long!!!!
i would love to whisper in his ear any day!!
he is soo cute when he uses his brittish acent<3
lol, wow.
Lucky masseuse
lol thats funny. yes very lucky masseuse for pervs. i love him and all but i wouldnt want to massage his butt
aw rob its ok ill massage it for ya lol
..that is kinda funny and sad all at the same time..(hehe)..(tear)..!!
he is so ugly gross ay get out of my life
LOL!that is both funny and sad.i hope that doesn't happen in new moon.
i think the words arse and cheek are funny
hes amazing and everything. but he really should shower. tsk tsk
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww omg thats so funny and sadd
AAAAAWWWWWW!!!! poor robert i hope he feels better and that does not happen again in new moon!!! :-*
w0o0w i feel bad for his "arse cheek". heehee. nd i wud feel a lil awkward getn a butt massage. lol
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW poor little rob got hurt but that masseuse is damn lucky
that is soooooooooooooooooooo funny t laughed really hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love Deanna
whoever gave him the massage is super lucky
Awww.. Poor Bert's Butt.. <33
Awww.. Poor Bert's Butt.. <33
Awww.. Poor Bert's Butt.. <33
haha
ome.... he is sooo hhhhooooottt!!! let me help with those chapped lips <3 muah =b
So HOT!!!!!