8 months ago
Robert Pattinson's Butt Injury!
Vampires might be immortal, but their butts aren't!
Undead hottie Robert Pattinson
admitted that he was injured while filming his first scenes with
Kristen Stewart in the first "Twilight" flick – and that it was his
behind that was feeling the pain!
"I lifted Kristen and ripped my arse cheek,"
he said, using the charming British word for butt. "I had to get a bum
massage for the cheek." (Hmmm. Funny THAT didn't make the DVD
commentary. LOLz!)
That's bad news for R-Patz, but imagine how lucky that masseuse felt!
Now, we never want to see Rob hurt, but what other injuries would Twilight fans looooove to help him recover from?
- Really chapped lips. That can only be cured by making out. For a really long time.
- Super sore feet. He'd probably have to stay home and let a nurse come to his house and stalk him, er, I mean... take care of him.
-
Very itchy scalp. It'll probably require someone to run their hands
through his legendary hair to rub his head. Just trying to help.
- Low self esteem. Fixable by whispering soft nothings into his ear.
hey, rob, i have chapped lips, too! lol
i would barf if i was that masseuse!
that masseuse is sooooo lucky!!! i can be that masseuse or i can help him with his lips =D <3
thats funny i would help him anyday he is so hot
thats funny i would help him anyday he is so hot
thats funny i would help him anyday he is so hot
i will have no trouble curing the lips! LOL!
haha, he's so hot<3
I would help him with his lips! when is taylor going 2 hurt himself?? LOL
lmfao !!!!
lol that is hella funny
OOOH i would do any of those willingly =D
i would never ever massage anyones butt for any amount of money! unless.... it was edward :D
what a lucky masseuse =]
lol
imagen how luky the person that got to give him a butt massege LOLZ
To bad Taylor didn't hurt himself. I'd be his mussuse
haha hestinkz
That massuse is soooo lucky!!!!!!! I hope she can sell me a picture if she took one!
THAT MASSUSE IS THE LUCKIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
omg i would love to be that masseuse !!
haha i love him and all thease injuries especially the really chapped lips!!!! but i dont want him to be in pain!!!!
love it
I super-duper really LOVEEEEEE!!!! the first one....i can help u rob.....!
i should be the nurse who make out with him all night long....when he had chapped lips of course or anytime at all
I LOVE HIM I WOULD HELP YOU WITH THEM CHAPPED LIPS
oh wow that must have hurt why didnt he call me??????
i LOVE him!!!
lol i would def want to be the nurse for the chapped lips!!!
dang! i wish robert pattinson had chapped lips and i was the nurse!
LOL I would love to be that nurse lol
Now my butt hurts because I'm LMAO... That's so funny. But I wouldn't want to help him with any of those. That's gross.
yea i would LOVE 2 help with the chapped lips... actually all of them!!! I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON!! 4 EVER!
wow that would suck
hahah thats funny. i would love to do alll of them!! <33
rob u uglyyy.
hey rob if u ever hav chapped lips call meeee... hehe luvv twilight
hey rob if u ever hav chapped lips call meee... hehe luvvvv twilight
can i do them all? haha. but seriously i <3333333333333 rob<3333333333
i would definitly help with all those! escpecially the chapped lips
Haha! there all funny!
can qualify to b a nurse lol
hahah GET CHAPPED LIPS NOW! hahah and......sore feet and......and itchy scalp and maybe even.....low esteem haha Just trying to help AHAH PLZ GET CHAPPED LIPS
hmmm id do ANYTHING!ANYWHERE!(im freaky i know)
I like the chapped lips =]
lol i like ALL of them
I like the chapped lips one myself. lol.
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He so hot 1st Comment oh yeah