3 years ago

Robert Pattinson's New Movie??

Robert Pattinson has already made Summit Entertainment, producers of Twilight, like a gazillion dollars as Edward Cullen. Rough estimate!

Well, they know a good thing when they see it. Cuz word on the street (Internet Avenue, to be precise) is that R-Patz may star in Summit's NEXT project, a film called Memoirs.

It's about two emotional youths with weird families. Hmm. Sound familiar?

Allen Coulter (who's done stuff like Hollywoodland and The Sopranos) is on board to direct, while the screenwriter who penned Anne Hathaway's Rachel Getting Married is also involved. Other than that, details are sketcy (can we audition please?), but it did get us thinking what Robert's own memoirs might look like. Here's what we came up with:

May 13, 1986: I was born. With a full head of hair. The doctor slapped me because he was jealous of how handsome I was already.

August 8, 1998: My sisters dressed me up like a girl again. And people hit on me more than they did my sisters.

June 2005: Went to the Harry Potter premiere. People rooting for me to beat Harry in the TriWizard tournament. Not the way it was supposed to happen.

February 2008: Ate my first Hot Pocket. OME.

November 2008: And my life will never be the same again... hello, ladies?

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