1 year ago

Robert As A Pirate!

From bloodsucker to swashbuckler?

Word on the high seas is that Captain Jack Sparrow will be adventuring with a little bro in Pirates of the Caribbean 4 — and that Disney is looking to cast none other than Robert Pattinson in the role.

Shiver me timbers! (That means “OMG” in pirate-speak…we think.)

In addition to the vampire hottie, HSM star Zac Efron is said to be in the running for the role as little Jack. Same with Brit comedian Russell Brand — but his chances may have walked the plank when he made fun of the JoBros this summer at the MTV VMAs.

We think Robert would make a totally awesome pirate, and here are just a few reasons why:

1. Never washes his hair.
2. Would look totally fabulous in eyeliner
3. His name begins with an "Arrrrr"
4. Don't all pirates have British accents?
5. We'd love to see his booty.

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Wow i heard people who fake being sick dont do well in school weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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i agree with EsikaJ rob would be a hot pirate but i don't want him brainwashed by disney! walt dsney would be dissapointed at disney channel

 
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hahhaaa that is a good pic haha! thts hilarious

 
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ROFLMAOOOO OMG Im in tears here.. ARRRR you really sure about this move!?

 
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arrrggg rob + pirate = sexy beast

 
 
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I agree with Regina, Disney is sooo not worthy of Rob casting in one of their movies. but Rob would look sexy as a pirate ;) ♥

 
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nooooo!!! Don't!!! Disney is no worth of it, continue with Summit! Don't dare to accept the role!!!

 
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i heart r-pat...thy should totally cast him

 
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wow they should totally cast him !!!!!!!

 
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OME, I love R-Patzz but they can't put his face on there instead of Johnny Depp's! Oh well. Rob in POTC 4?? Hmm, I think the Edward Cullen persona would get in the way. I'm not going to be able to watch any of his new movies without thinking OMG vampire!

 
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hahha that is totallyy trueee !!

 
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hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahh hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh hhhhooooooooooooooooooooo ttttttttttttttttt

 
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Arrrr ;D

 
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o and zac? play in this? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (IM LAUGHING IRL!) HAHAHA

 
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a 4? YAYZ!!!!!!!!!!

 
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o n i think zac efron would be a tousand times better for that role he is so much hotter and is already a disney star

 
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how dare they place that creatures face in front of JOHNNY DEPP'S!! that is just pure evil shame shame shame a thousand times shame on u!!

 
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omg rob is so hot!!!! lol

 
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Zac ......no way!!! Rob looks smokin' hot in anything."PEACE"

 
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uhhh? O_O no comment? speechless? uhh.. wat?!?!?!!?

 
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uhhh? O_O no comment? speechless? uhh.. wat?!?!?!!?

 
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uhhh? O_O no comment? speechless? uhh.. wat?!?!?!!?

 
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First of all, Rob actually washes his hair now, and second of all, I don't think zac should get the part. I would much rather Rob get the part.........

 
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I hope Rob gets a part, but I also hope that Zac doesn't! This boy just isn't pirate material and he'll ruin the movie!

 
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Well He is not just in one movie. He had done small part and that's what he wants he doesn't want to be famous he had said that in many interviews. But I still love him.

 
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Well He is not just in one movie. He had done small part and that's what he wants he doesn't want to be famous he had said that in many interviews. But I still love him.

 
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GREAT!! HE SHOULD GET MORE ROLES THAN THAT ONE MOVIE. ALTHOUGH I LIKE TWILIGHT,(MAKE THAT LOOOVE!!!!)HE SHOULD BE FAMOS MORE. I MEAN HES 2 HOT 2 B IN JUST ONE MOVIE

 
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Pirate and vampire how hot can 1 guy be!!!??

 
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He'd make a great pirate!

 
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when will pirates of the caribean 4 will go out??

 
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i like him as a vampire better

 
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omg i noe iight! hes madd hotttttt!

 
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OMG!!!! ROB IS SO SEXY!!!!!!!

 
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um 4TNZ...ur 5th comment is just so weird..! But i would like him to duel with Orlando Bloom! lol!! 4TNZ, plz record the duel and put it on Youtube!!! xD hu-larious!! Who's with me?!

 
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Honey, Robert Pattinson can steal boat anytime

 
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can you say HOT

 
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Russell Brand is already in, he has the pirate thing down. He will get the role. "JoBros" suck some major @$$.

 
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Jonas Brothers♥ ♥ It takes 1 second to love their looks♥ ♥ It takes 1 hour to love their songs ♥ ♥ It takes 1 day to fall in love with them♥ ♥ It takes 1 lifetime to forget them♥ The Jonas Brothers will NEVER be forgotten copy and paste if you love them too

 
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Go rob!

 
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Go rob!

 
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lol,this is so funny.he would'nt make a good pirate.

 
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robert pattinson and jonny depp yum ass :)

 
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NOOOOOOOO!!! He's going to ruin the Pirates series!!!!! This. Is. The. Worst. Day. Ever.

 
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rob would b a awsome pirate, F*** u russel brand, NEVER DISS THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!

 
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uhmmm no....i hate pirates of the caribbean and i dont think rob would be good at ALL for the part. and russel brand? dont EVEN get me started on him

 
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i would and will see everything rob does i dont care if he looks ridiculous or not i love him!! and i want to c his booty...hehehe :p

 
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no way! Ugly. I like Edward but I prefer Jasper!

 
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now there are 2 hot guys in the movie.R-PATTZ/JOHHNY DEPP

 
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omg like i said he can pull off any look omg hes hot as a pirate i <3 his brittish accent ello puppet lol

 
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