1 year ago

Scoring An "A" In History of Nick Jonas!

Hey, everybody forgets their homework from time to time. Can't we still joke about it? Here are some possible lines that will hopefully get the lolz in class!

Astronomy: "I figured since the planet Saturn has rings, I should too — so I went shopping for some new bling."

Social Studies: "I was studying JOBROS history. Did you know Nick used to be on Broadway?"

Wood Shop: "Do I REALLY have to make a napkin holder with my bare hands? They sell them for like two bucks at Target!"

Algebra: "Why should I solve for X? X should solve its own problems!"

Science:
"Does examining the mold on the cafeteria sandwiches count as an experiment?"

 
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PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK

 
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thats funny how all these comments are on nick.im not sayin its bad i love him to

 
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yes i did know that nick was on brodway

 
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i love Nick J!!!!!!!

 
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nick rocks!

 

MOST COMMENTED:
SCHOOL SUCKS

 
 
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who doesnt kno that?

 
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INeedNickJ you are so lame!

 
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I am definitely going to use these!!!!!!!

 
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HOW DID U NAWT NO THAT??????????????

 
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yea i been know nick used to be on brouday idiot

 
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I love Nick Jonas!

 
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I love Nick Jonas!

 
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I love Nick Jonas!

 
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ineednickj, u r such a wannabe. its not cool 2 randomly insult people and use a bunch of things like btw and l8r and g2g all in the same sentence.

 
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um who doesnt like wood shop? at my school we do fun stuff in wood shop and everyone likes it

 
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well i luv the jonas bro way more than yall.

 
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WOW!! my friend wuz rite, imma use da science one:)!!

 
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:>

 
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I LOVE NICK JONAS!!!!! <3 <3 u nick plz be mine i dream about you all the time

 
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i agree with la_lia... iNeedNickJ, you are such a wanna-be! try to get a life... its not cool to make people think your cool. oh, and we're not texting! so stop being a retarded wanna-be and be nice for a change!

 
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INeedNickJ, you are such a wannabe. Its not cool to sign it GTG l8ter. HOw is that even "in", as u put it? and i bet u just logged off of your username and commented that you are so cool and stuff to make it look like someone else did it. PSHT. Idiot.

 
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omg

 
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see miss anonymous miss no name miss mama woun't let her have a user name some one likes my user name and my g2g and my l8ter so ur the ignouramas.hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahah HA like i rock g2g l8ter

 
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OMG DATS SO FREAKIN FUNNY

 
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I love NICK JONAS!!!!!!

 
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iNeedNickJ is a great name to bad i did not think of it>and g2g l8ter is a cool way to end ur comment im going to do that well g2g l8ter LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ bye u rock iNeedNickJ g2g l8ter

 
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ur just mad i got the name first miss Anonymouse i bet ur mommy woun't let u have a user name poor BABY and BTW G2G and L8TER are so in.so WEML(if u don't know what that means to bad for U)i rock g2g l8ter

 
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I have one for Music/History: "I did my report on the best musical artist ever, the Jonas Brothers! Did you know that Nick was discovered in a barber shop, Joe never wanted to sing until he found out it attracted girls so he did Broadway with Nick, and that Kevin was home sick for a day and picked up a teach urself guitar book and taught himself how to play? Oh yeah. Total A++. If there was a quiz in school about that or I had to write a report about them I would astonish my teachers. OOJBD(Overly Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder). Goodnite in the morning. Mrs. Hannah Jonas

 
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i will totally use 1 & 2:)♥

 
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ummmmmm, iNeedNickJ nobody needs nick more than meee. and nobody signs the end of it g2g l8ter. ugh some people are ignoramus

 
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i have the coolist username iNeedNickJ is so great for me because i have OJD if u want to know what OJD is just ask iNeedNickJ g2g l8ter

 
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ROFL!!!! :D

 
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one time when my bunny was running free in the living room found my religion homework and chewed it up. "My bunny 8 my homework"

 
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these are so great! i might use them on my laid back, relaxed teacher.

 
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these are so great! i might use them on my laid back, relaxed teacher.

 
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so funny i usualy make people lol but these are good ones the woodwork one was realy funny

 
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8th comment

 
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um hey disneyluver96, nick was on broadway when he was young like idk 6or 7................it tells you all about them on wikipedia

 
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Lol!

 
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umm what about joe???<3 him!

 
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I'm not JOBrO obsessed but I AM BROADWAY obsessed. Which show was he in? Was he in the original cast?

 
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i like these they're funny too bad they don't work lemme know if any of you tried it and it works

 
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I <33 Nick too!!!! lol....=)

 
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I LOVE YOU NICK!! LOL

 
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awesome lol

 
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i wanna see nick on broadway imma search it up sounds like hed b adorable

 
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oh yeah first comment

 
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first comment, i should rly use the nick jonas one, lol

 
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yay first comment =)