11 months ago
The Secret To Nostril Maintenance
Q: What do you find in a clean nose?
A: Fingerprints
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Q: What did one candle say to the other candle?
A: Want to go out tonight?
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Q: Two morons sit on a rock. One moron fell off. Why didn't the other one fall off?
A: He was a little more on.
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Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100 floors. The hotel manager tells them that there is only one room left and it's on the 100th floor. The guys take the room. The elevators are busted. So they take the stairs. At the 10th floor, Bill tells Joe he has something to tell him...
''Tell me upstairs,'' says Joe.
When they reach the 100th floor, Joe finally asks what Bill wanted.
So Bill says, ''We forgot the keys downstairs.''
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Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
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Q: What did one math book say to the other math book?
A: I have a lot of problems.
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Q: Where does a king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.
hahaha..... the last one was from the impossible quiz 2 lol..... bahahaha...???!!!
i don't get the bill and joe one... other than that there funny
i dont get the last one :\
LOL bunny farts!!
Hahahaha ,, Looovee the first & the second 1 XD !!
ditto
luv te bill and joe one but the armie one is soooooo 20 years ago.
Did you hear this one: This girl always wears skirts... This boy tells her I will give a box of dounats to climb up that tree so she climbs up the tree and gets the dounuts but when she gets home her mom is like where did you get those dounuts and the girl is like this boy gave it to me. The mom said don do it again he is just trying tto look at your underwear. But the girl does it again for 2 boxes of dounuts and then the next day she does it again and her mom is like i thought i told you they are just trying to look at your underwear and the girl goes dont worry mom i didnt wear any underwear today! lol gross!!
i like the bill and Joe 1???
i knew i wasn't the only one thinking that WerewolfGirl
lolololoolol
lol those are soooooo funny
i already read the math book 1
i got all of them. the funniest 1 was the bill and joe one....bill kaulitz and joe jonas??? lol! i also liked the 1st 1
HannahFannah says -my fave was the 2 morons!
these are all hilarious.
LOL i like the math book one
i think the bill n joe one's pretty funny
Well Pinky, the army one is Where does a king keep his armies? And armies are a group of people usually ruled by kings. Well, arms go up sleeves in shirts and jackets. But they just made it sound a little cuter. Was that a good explanation?
twilight stink november 20th stinks
5TH COMMENT AND I GET THHE ARMY ONE
i dont get the army one 2nd comment
i dont get the army one
1ST COMMENT
I LIKE ALL SO COOL GOOD 1S RAIN2!