5 months ago

Selena's Mom's On Mole Patrol!

Have you ever seen Selena Gomez's mole? Well, you better not! As long as her mother has something to say about it.

Mom Mandy says she's on "constant mole patrol" with Selena. But not because she's concerned about skin health. It's cuz she doesn't want her daughter wearing any outfits that reveal the small birthmark she has on her chest!

Those would be considered "Danger! Too sexy!"

Wow, that's rough, Selena. But no worries. We have a couple of ways to outsmart mom:

* Put a new mole on the other side with a magic marker a little lower down.
* Wear skirts that are really high. Ha! No moles there, ma.
* Just have the mole removed for safety... now she's got nothin'!
* Wear a mole-colored blouse.
* Get a pet mole and carry it around. She won't get anywhere near enough to see where that OTHER mole is!

(Photo from Starmagazine.com)
 
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secksi! i luv spelling it that way!

 
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i think the mole is pretty cute

 
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i noticed it watching an episode of wizards of waverly place... its not that far down so her mom should just calm down about it

 
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I've noticed that mole before, not that I look in that place! Trust me, I dream that Nick Jonas and I get married and live our happy lives in California! Anyway, it's technically a beauty mark.

 
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what ever she is too pritty guys would be looking at her face her preety face not her mole her face is more atracting to guys than her mole----my cuz told me so

 
 
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i dont c whats so sexy about it i guess that means i have a pretty sexi foot mole!

 
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her mom is eing over protective

 
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Well my bro thinks she is way too pretty to follow that rule!

 
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when i think mole i think big black thing. that dosn't look like a mole to me. but it most likley is.

 
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omg i have a mole in exactly the same place as her!! freaky. lol. she is actually soooo pretty its unbelievable!! and the person with a birthmark on their chest why not try putting a bit of cover up stick on it to blend it in, it might work give it a go. :)

 
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omg i have a mole in exactly the same place as her!! freaky. lol. she is actually soooo pretty its unbelievable!! and the person with a birthmark on their chest why not try putting a bit of cover up stick on it to blend it in, it might work give it a go. :)

 
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i can c where her mom is coming from but that is really retarted!

 
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i love you selena gomez you rock my world. keep rocking selena gomez

 
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I don't like her

 
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thats soooo dumb!!! I was born with ton sof moles on my thighs and theres one or tw moles on my chest but my 'rents dont freak about it!!! wowow i feel bad for you selena!?!?!

 
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uhm. i have a mole exactly where she has one. why should she hide hers when i dont hide mine? its a BEAUTYmark!

 
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heyy selena..i have a big birthmark near my chest too...it's up kinda high, so i can't wear any low cuts...it's not a mole, but my skin just looks darker there...any suggestions..?

 
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hey selana gomaz roks. I LOV HA. shedid agreat videa wit demy lavato SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAECE

 
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OMG!! RUPERT GRINT FROM HARRY POTTER HAS A MILD CASE OF THE SWINE FLU BUT HE'S RECOVERING NOW!!! SOO SADD GO TO J-14.COM AND LEAVE MESSAGES FOR HIM!!!! <333

 
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OMG WOW JUST BC OF A MOLE SHE CANT WEAR ANYTHING THATS SO STUPID

 
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lol halarious bahahha

 
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i have one there too but i always wear boy shirts anyway dey r more comfortable

 
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i agree with lil angle

 
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i agree with shytime. If anyone saw the email QueenofAdvice@gmail.com it is fake. anyone can steal the idea!

 
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i agree with shytime. If anyone saw the email QueenofAdvice@gmail.com it is fake. anyone can steal the idea!

 
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i agree with randomgirl.

 
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i think it was funny but kinda weird

 
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blah blah blah!!!

 
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the topic WAS funny, but i agree wit ShyTime.

 
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totally

 
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Thats weird!

 
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Thats so weird!

 
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LOL. XD

 
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someones*

 
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A mole? Seriously? We are discussing a topic...about someone mole? Whoever made this post has hit a new low.

 
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Ewww ummm moles arent sexy they gross me out

 
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lol

 
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Foundation all the way!

 
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what is the big deal i have one and my mother is not acting like a retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! lol

 
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Selena Rocks! I'm glad I don't have a mole there. I actually have one under my armpit so I'm always afraid to lift my arms. On time someone saw and they thought it was a tick! I was so humiliated! (I should have put that on Sux 4 me)NEways please visit: www.freewebs.com/f luffykinzpie14

 
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LOL

 
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I hat ethe word MOLE it gets me grossed out lol!

 
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her mom is stupid that is really weird everyone has birthmark or mole

 
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She oughta be able to have it down further im only 11yrs old and i wear shirts lower then that dat just being strict

 
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hur mom a retard. foundation cover it up.

 
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hur mom a retard. foundation cover it up.

 
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Why does Selena Gomez have to hide her mark on her chest, it looks cute, I don't get why people makes this a big deal, leave Sel alone, I think Mandy, Selena's mom should learn things to, she had Selena Gomez when she was 16, STUPID GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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and guys its not that her mom thinks that ole is sexy its just like she uses that as a rule so she nos how low she can wear shirts its like a limit mark

 
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i just saw that in star! and isabel moore its not in ppl thats kinda sad

 
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I think that is cute idea and they had a story about it in People magazine!

 
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