5 months ago

Selena's Mom's On Mole Patrol!

Have you ever seen Selena Gomez's mole? Well, you better not! As long as her mother has something to say about it.

Mom Mandy says she's on "constant mole patrol" with Selena. But not because she's concerned about skin health. It's cuz she doesn't want her daughter wearing any outfits that reveal the small birthmark she has on her chest!

Those would be considered "Danger! Too sexy!"

Wow, that's rough, Selena. But no worries. We have a couple of ways to outsmart mom:

* Put a new mole on the other side with a magic marker a little lower down.
* Wear skirts that are really high. Ha! No moles there, ma.
* Just have the mole removed for safety... now she's got nothin'!
* Wear a mole-colored blouse.
* Get a pet mole and carry it around. She won't get anywhere near enough to see where that OTHER mole is!

(Photo from Starmagazine.com)
 
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oh wow i have one in the same spot showing it is not danger or too sexy

 
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I have a mole on my stomach

 
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um thts way stupid. selena should be able to wear wut she wants

 
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I really don't think moles are sexy

 
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so wat? she has a mole! big deal! selena's sooo cool and soooo awesome!

 
 
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I LOVE SELENA GOMEZ!!!!!!!!!!NO HOMO

 
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yo selena your mom is concerned about you just talk to her but don't sound to harsh with your tone things don't go we'll try using revirse sicoligy signed ?mark (checkout lavmcam.piczo.com)thats were you can learn about the new mag and how you can order. plus get sweet advice from me on my page! anyway good luck selena hope things work out.

 
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i have one in the exact same spot and yeah its hard to find the right clothes to cover it up. i just hate it but you can get it removed.

 
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I <3 SELENA

 
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i guess its a motherly thing

 
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HAHA! Thats funny! I love Selena Gomez! Shes sooooo awesome!

 
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tell your mom how u fill about it

 
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its just a mole god!

 
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what! you are talking about

 
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Thats not fair she should be able to wear approriate stuff but she should be a ble to show that mole put makeup on it

 
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whatever. her mom got pregnant at 16 and her step dad is only 13 years older than selena.

 
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jamie123 its her mom so theres really nothing she can do

 
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thats so stupid lots of people have moles and even if it is right by her chest she shouldnt have to be on "patrol"

 
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i am selena's bigest fan

 
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i have a mole on my chest so what!!!!

 
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ummm literally who really actually cares if u have a mole?? i mean seriously use ur brain!!

 
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i agree (edward-jacobl)

 
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sorry but that s really stupid! she has a mole so what?!?!?

 
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thats okay i have one on my face like beside my nose no need to be ashamed

 
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i have one on the back of my neck

 
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i dont have a mole on my neck but i do on my back it looks kinda sexy. it only shows when i wear my bakini.. <3 ya all

 
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That's soo dumb. I have freckles all over. Oh no, danger! Too Sexy! ha!

 
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i think it is good that her parents what her too look good but still not skanky and still modest. it is just a cool thing

 
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oh wow nice mole j/k <3

 
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THATS OKAY!!! I have one on my neck to the right. I DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT IT!!!

 
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that is stupid

 
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she should use foundation to cover it upp :]

 
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who cares if it shows really selena really

 
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i got a mole on my sholder everyone see's it

 
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no it is just a mark up to the point how low her shirt can be

 
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I'm glad that Selena has a little mark on her chest, now I don't feel bad about myself anymore, I have one to on my chest, only mine looks alittle lower, I think Selena looks pretty no matter what she has!

 
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sooo... I alreafy know that she is the best and she will alwayst b I love you sel

 
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OK? Why is she making this public? It is pathetic too go to the media and say stuff like that about ur private life. Selena, im sorry to brake it to u but ur sooooo not sexy showing that mole.

 
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oh wow...i have a birthmark in the same place!...lol...im not kidding...-luv selena!!

 
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hahaha, a pet mole

 
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luky me! my birthmarks r on my nose nd right ear!

 
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i have a mole right outside the place where the sun don't shine

 
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so what!I also have a mole there too!

 
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lol i hve one there too!!! and lol i know when i need a cami when my shirts are as low as the mole

 
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I have one right there too....WEIRD

 
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i have a mole too but is b2in my bobs!!! they say is good luck =]

 
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whoa i have a mole there 2 except its on the other side,weird......luv u selena!!!!!

 
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whoa i have a mole there 2 except its on the other side,weird......luv u selena!!!!!

 
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wow i never heard of that

 
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i just LOVE Selena so much i can't even stop watching her tv shows.

 
 

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