5 months ago

Selena's Mom's On Mole Patrol!

Have you ever seen Selena Gomez's mole? Well, you better not! As long as her mother has something to say about it.

Mom Mandy says she's on "constant mole patrol" with Selena. But not because she's concerned about skin health. It's cuz she doesn't want her daughter wearing any outfits that reveal the small birthmark she has on her chest!

Those would be considered "Danger! Too sexy!"

Wow, that's rough, Selena. But no worries. We have a couple of ways to outsmart mom:

* Put a new mole on the other side with a magic marker a little lower down.
* Wear skirts that are really high. Ha! No moles there, ma.
* Just have the mole removed for safety... now she's got nothin'!
* Wear a mole-colored blouse.
* Get a pet mole and carry it around. She won't get anywhere near enough to see where that OTHER mole is!

(Photo from Starmagazine.com)
 
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for "taylorbluebubble" how is she wanna be punk? lol youre stupid. selena is the best , (:

 
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SELENA no worrys!! Almost everyone has birthmarks!

 
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l_O_l ll GRRRRRRR A

 
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me and my cuz hav a birth mark on our baks and its on the opposite side( hers is on the right, mine on the left) its sorta weird, but ous is on the lower part lik where lik if we wer ware bathing suits they birth marks would show and our parents freak out! its hilarious 2 c them flip over our birth marks! so sorry 4 selena....

 
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WOW

 
 
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And I agree with NewMoonWolfGirl, birthmark are what make people pretty!(or cute)

 
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I LOVE SELENA! Me and my friend Stephanie look up to her and Demi's friendship! She is so pretty with her long hair! I have a birthmark on my shoulder. My dad won't let me wear anything under the shoulders. I'm lucky he lets me wear tank tops! My mom had to convince him. But he has good intentions.

 
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she is so ugly! wanna be punk!

 
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i her short hair. she is look older

 
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shut up cullen-hale-lover

 
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its pretty cute. i have birthmarks ALL OVER my face like my aunt thats wat makes US pretty! ♥♥

 
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her hair lookes better longer

 
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I saw her mole one time and i was like OMG It burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and anyway ugh i hate her hair i cannot stand her

 
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i like her hair long she could cover it with her hair

 
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lol i love ur hairrr

 
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i think ur beautiful and moles well every one has moles and even in worst places so dont worry at least u dont have it on ur faceeee

 
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shes pretty in the first pic

 
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i love her new haircut

 
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thtz actually a good idea...she protecting her...like her mole seemz pretty low so if she wearz sumthin tht showz it then uh...u kno what i mean

 
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my mom doesn't let me show alot of chest eaither, i know how she feels, lol but a mole is a weird reason to not show it, there is nothing bad about it, its just a birth mark??? ; )

 
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wierd

 
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thats actually a good idea. her mom is just being a mom people. don't criticize her.

 
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soooooooooooo wierd

 
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Double weird............. :)

 
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Double weird............. :)

 
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aww por selena !!thats really not right because her mom had a child at16 and shes not even letting her waer the shirt she wants at 16 she should just be thankful that selena is more responsible that herself and let her do what she wants

 
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ummm.....ok then!! lolz i sttill looove selena!! <333

 
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you rock my mom does the same thing

 
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wow

 
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Loooool , My Mom Doesnt Really Care , But Anyways I Dont Wanna Show My Gooods bAbiiie ,

 
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Loooool , My Mom Doesnt Really Care , But Anyways I Dont Wanna Show My Gooods bAbiiie ,

 
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i have the same mole on my chest but i think it's slightly higher up

 
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i have the same mole on my chest but i think it's slightly higher up

 
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i have one in my armpit but i took it off and it grows back

 
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i have one in my armpit but i took it off and it grows back

 
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harsh

 
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oh wow

 
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ninth!!!! { you see how immiture that is?!?!}

 
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ninth!!!! { you see how immiture that is?!?!}

 
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ninth!!!! { you see how immiture that is?!?!}

 
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big deal- a mole. wow! selena gomez has an imperfection.( im soo sarcastic)

 
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7th comment and i have a mole thts mean

 
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is it a flat mole or a raised up 1??(yea i know weird question)but i just wanna know...

 
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I like the last one "Get a mole and carry it around. She won't get anywhere near enough to see where that other Mole is? And Seriously its a mole... how is she gonna go swimming now, what, wear a surfing suit..... just to cover up that mole.

 
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Mole?!

 
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fourth comment!

 
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I <3 her with short hair now. But the mole isn't that bad. I'm just glad she is still a good kid unlike Miley Cyrus... oh well, to each its own, right?

 
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second!

 
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first comment!

 
 

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