2 years ago

She Caught Me Mackin’ On Myself

I was getting ready for my date with Hannah, and I was so nervous. I decided to practice some of my opening lines in the hall mirror. “You look really beautiful tonight. That top really brings out the color of your eyes. Did you do something special with your hair? Because it looks even better than usual.”

But just then, I heard a voice chime in, “Wow. You are sooo into yourself!” Yup, it was Hannah — she had arrived at my house early.

I tried to tell her I was actually planning to say those things to her, but I just came off as pathetic. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the lamest of them all? That would be me.

 
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awwww,too bad:(tht rlly sad

 
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lol dats hilar srry but it is

 
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oh wow.

 
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lol that really sucks srry :)

 
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1.cover your mouth 2.make a wish into ur hand (make into a fist) 3.post on 3 different stories and 2morrow will be the day ever

 
 
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Oh That really sucks!!! Sorry:(

 
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awwe! i would have beleived you. lol

 
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dumb ass

 
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sux 2 b u

 
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wow that sucks

 
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STUPID!!!

 
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that mustve been embarrasing well fingers crossed tha date went well .

 
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ur stupid

 
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im seriouslly not allowed 2 date til im 14-15. im 12 right now, but my mom and dad got me a promise ring cuz they say that (well my mom says) boys will say anything 2 hav u "b" with them. they trust me, but yeah, im not allowed 2 date til im 14-15.

 
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STRANGE MY NAME IS HANNAH BUT MY DAD SAID I'M NOT ALLOWED TO DATE UNTIL IM 35! LOL

 
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to 19bird96 : *gasp*! u think the jonas brothers r stupid?! jonas brothers r awesom. and ur mean. dont call ppl lame. is not nice.

 
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LOL DUDE

 
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hahah thats funnyyyyyy.

 
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haha

 
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wow teamjonas11 you are so lame and you think people will actually believe u wow o and Jonas brothers are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!

 
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wow teamjonas11 you are so lame and you think people will actually believe u wow o and Jonas brothers are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!

 
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wtf teamjonas11 u really think ppl r stupid enough to believe u!?!?

 
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its ok if i were the girl i would just laugh it off

 
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U R SO0O0O LAME!!!

 
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OMG MAX! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU WROTE TOLD YOU'RE WHOLE STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I SAYED WOW YOU MUST BE REALLY INTO YOURSELF JK it's not hannah

 
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this is wierd my name is hannah

 
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That is totally cute!!!

 
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aww its ok dude... she is totally digging u to joke about that...

 
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its ok. take it from a girl. she totally likes u if she made a joke like that.

 
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Aww! She likes you if she makes a joke about that!

 
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awww! sweet!

 
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that cute but u should have told her

 
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adorable!

 
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hey thats not too bad i mean really, i wouldve laughed it off and forgave u i mean seriously

 
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I don't think that is that bad. If I was Hannah I would have giggled it off. I think that is kind of cute and funny.

 
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LOL, IT'S NOT SOO BAD..

 
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LOL

 
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lol

 
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hmmmmm....fake

 
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haha thats funny.

 
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wow she should have believed u

 
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hey i live in Oregon too! :)

 
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awwww

 
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so cute

 
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hahahahaha

 
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thats really cute! colb2355, u cant spell.

 
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as long as you guys got a second date, try to laugh about it cause that was cute

 
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sooooo cute

 
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i think thats too cute

 
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