1 year ago

She Kicked My Butt In Front of Everyone

I had a big crush on this girl Sunny, and she was finally starting to notice me.

On the night of my big wrestling match against our rival school, Sunny and her girlfriends showed up. I was so nervous!

It was my turn to wrestle and, as it turns out, I was actually wrestling a girl who was in my weight class — and one of the best players on their team.

Still, I thought to myself, "Piece of cake, right? I can take a girl."

But when I got into position, I noticed Sunny looking at me and giggling with her friends.

My girl opponent was a lot stronger than I thought and pinned me in less than a minute!

Not exactly impressing the ladies with my super strength.

 
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I agree with Star08fire u shouldnt underestimate girls. They can be strong too ya know

 
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I WISH I WAS THAT GIRL SO I CAOULD KICK UR BUTT!!!!

 
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r u saying girls rnt strong

 
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Who cares? Some girls are just freakishly strong.

 
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I agree with what star08fire said!

 
 
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exactly!!!! what star08fire said!!!

 
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so? not a big deal.

 
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so? not a big deal.

 
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So what not all guys are stronger than girls...apparently she was extremly buff or something like that,

 
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ⓛⓞⓥⓔOMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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dont judge a girl. we are alot stornger than you think. just because they are a girl dosent mean you can beat them. im a volleyball player and you should see how many guys think they can beat me at it but then i kick their sorry butts. nomatter what their age, i always win. so it dosent matter what gender, it matters how good you are. don't underestemate people from now on. they will surprise you. im only 13.

 
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yes anonymous 2 down that's sexist.

 
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OH come on!Get a life dude.I mean,so wat a girl kicked ur butt.And ur little crush didn't like,whatever.Deal with it dude. Girls r just as strong or stronger.Gain some weight and fight some dudes if ur so upset.

 
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ok i feel real bad but thats a real bad sexiest attitude... big deal if girls can beat you up its not a bad thing if a girl is stronger then you

 
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paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!

 
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take it easy "GO TO THE GYM" Trust me you'll need it :D

 
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sexist son of b***h

 
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DUDE IM A CHICK AND ALL WE CHICKS HAVE TO DO IOS KICK OR HIT AND THROW SOMETHING IN THAT ONE SPOT ( you no were it is and what im talking about) AND YALL BOYS BE CRYIN LIKE A BABY lol

 
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wats so wrong with being beat by a girl?thats just sexist

 
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lol! boys always think they are "strong" well, obviously they are WRONG! haha. and guys do have weaknesses : GIRLS! haha.

 
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WOW LOLZ!!!!!!!!

 
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just because the male type are called BOYS doenst mean they're stronger than us!!!

 
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why do boys think they can beat us up? u have 1 weakness... the umm well u no what i mean. all we have to do is KICK rele hard THERE lol

 
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heck yeah boys may be a hero but girls r superheros

 
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Awww I don't know what to say but Girls rule!!!!!!!!!

 
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Lool dude u suckk!! lmaoo

 
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HAHA LOSER that just shows our superbness!!! U R A LOSER LOOOO SER u hear me ladies... GIRLS ROCKZ!!

 
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haha

 
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thats soo dumb girls are as athletic as boys

 
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doesnt matter that she was a gurl, though, did it?!? She still beat u bad!!!!

 
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THIS GOES TO ANYONE WHO THINKS GIRLS ARNT ATHLETIC!!!

 
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lol

 
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ur a jerk to think u can beat someoone just cux there a girl ass

 
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wait, so just because she was a girl u though u could beat her? what if it was a boy???? anyways, muscles dont matter

 
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of course u lost ur a boy

 
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HAHA loser.

 
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NO PROB MAKE IT UP WITH BEIN CUTE AND CHARMIN AND A BIT FUNNY

 
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who cares? as long as ur cute and funny, thats all i care!

 
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GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!! SHOWS YOU!!! HAHA!!!

 
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haha.. i fought a girl in mii class and i ended upp winning.. where wasz i going with this?!?!?!

 
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GIRLS CAN FIGHT JUST AS GOOD AS MEN! UR A SEXIST PIG

 
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My bro under estimated one of the guys he was wresteling one time. It only took about 30 seconds for my bro to get pinned.

 
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wow u must be really weak and she must be very manly

 
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wow yur sexist

 
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wow girls are like mad tough if you didnt know. my mom is jacked like beyond everyone says there scared of her because shes stronger than my dad. get used to it (:

 
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Ugh! Why did you think a girl would lose so easily!? I guess maybe that girl taught you a freaking lesson!

 
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a girl can kick a guys butt anyday!! i kicked a guys but when i was like in 4th grade and the guy was in 6th!!! that was like mmm?? 11 years ago!! ahha

 
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UMMM HOW CAN YOU THINK YOU CACN BEAT A GIRL WITH OUT EVEN TRYING!!!!!!!!

 
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UM HELLO?!?! WHY DO YOU AUTOMATICALLY CAN TAKE A GIRL?!?!

 
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that is ssoooo sexist. a girl can whip a guy's butt anyday if he thinks she can't.

 
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