1 year ago

She Saw Me Stick Fries Up My Nose

I told my mom I’d amuse my little sibs for the afternoon by taking them to the mall. Normally, it’s the last place I’d want to go, but with all the open spaces and a snack-filled food court, we’d have plenty to do.

We were having an ice cream and french fry break when my sis dropped her cone on the floor. To cheer her up, I had to break out the old french-fry-walrus routine.

I was goofing around with two giant potato sticks wedged up my nose, only to hear high-pitched laughter coming from behind me. The most popular girl at school was totally mocking me.

And now she calls me Wally the Walrus!

Guess I won't be scoring a date with her any time soon, unless she's into marine life.

 
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waally the walrus? what is she 5?

 
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lol!

 
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that's sad but atleast your little sister was happy right..........WRONG..... ...SO WRONG

 
 
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:) :) :) :)

 
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Oh and :-P VERY GOOFY!!!

 
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WOW!!! Poor you, but it was nice of you to do that for your sis.

 
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WOW!!! Poor you, but that was nice of you to do that for your sis.

 
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You are so sweet none i repeat none of my bros would do that for me

 
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Aww... That is very sweet, I don't know any boy who would do that! :)

 
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seriously i agree wit banana , it wuz her loss and dat is very sweet of u 2do dat 4 ur sister ! nxt time she calls u dat say "i actually like duh nickname, thanks"! dat will git er

 
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AWW!!THT SO SWEET OF U TO DO THT 4 UR SIBLING.THT WAS HER LOSS.LOL =]

 
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yum do you have any of those fries left?

 
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aww! ill date you! thats really vute that u would make a fool of yourself to amuse your siblings!

 
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dont worry you sound like a geat guy and you dont need bitches like her in your life

 
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That's horrible u were just trying to entertain your sibs. U know what? If she makes fun of u 4 that she is not worth dating

 
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That's horrible u were just trying to entertain your sibs. U know what? If she makes fun of u 4 that she is not worth dating

 
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that's so mean!

 
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IKR

 
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Aw! That was so sweet of you to cheer up your sister like that! That one girl is a bitch though.

 
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if she's gonna laff and make fun of u, forget her. she's a bee-otch!

 
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lol if i saw that i wouldve just laughed. but iwouldnt make fun of you. me and my friends to a bunch of crazy shit. so i applaud ur efforts. woot!!~

 
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You're adorable! That's really sweet to do. Popular girls are bitches. Trust me, you don't need her. I would know, I'm a girl. Some girls can be total fucking bitches.

 
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Aww that's sweet you would do that for your little sister. And popular girls are stuck up, so you shouldn't care about her.

 
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hahhahah wel you can get over it i agree w/ anonymous :)

 
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So, thats not embarrassing! LOSER

 
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OK. I know you were totally doing it for your sister, but next time, make sure no one you actually KNOW is there. That is soo magerly embarassing! Wow! It sure sux to be you. Glad it wasn't me though! BTW- LMAO

 
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Thats sweet that you would do that for your little sister. And the "popular" girls are usually the stuck up ones (so if she was really making fun of you) I have no idea why you would waste your time on her.

 
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i think its sweet (and funny) you would do that for your little sis.....

 
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omg!!! she's so mean!!! anyway i hope u made ur lil sis laugh it is so hard 2 make lil kids laugh when they drop their ice cream.

 
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wow i hope u find somebody nice i no that itz some people who wouldnt care about wat u did VOTE 4 ME PLZZZZZZZZZ http://4tnz.com/node/1704 7

 
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Aww...your a good big brother! Forget about the girl she sounds shallow anyway!

 
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Ehhh...Well that girl sounds like a b****....sorry for the language.

 
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ooooo that is sooo cute not the fry up the nose but trying to cheer up ur little sis that is sweet most guys that i know would have said suck it up

 
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DISGUSTING PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

 
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aaaaahhhhaaaaaaa idont fell your pain cuz im one of the popular ppl dat do it lmao

 
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hahahahahah

 
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wally the walrus that is a good one!!!LOL!!!

 
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gawd i h8 the popular people anyway. it shouldnt matter to her what you act like.

 
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baha, poor wally. But really, how smart is it stick french fries up your nose in a public place and expect no to be noticed ;)

 
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totally and a girl should like a guy who treats his siblings well. she would be lucky to have you.

 
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he was just being a good brother, right?

 
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maybe that popular girl wasnt worth it then

 
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That is so stupid. If she understood the situation, she would probably be fine. That is so rude to do that to you when you needed to do that. And, is that a real picture from the situation?

 
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but wuld you want to date one. think not

 
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walrusses are cute

 
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yeah but wally the walrus? not good

 
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at least you got a nickname from your crush

 
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snot fries...mmmm

 
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