9 months ago
She Saw My Grandpa Poop!
Submitted by Jason (15), from Manchester, NH
Last weekend, my gramps came over for dinner. It was steak and potatoes with all the fix'ns! But as good as the meal was, I excused myself from the table a little bit early because my crush, Michelle, was coming over to watch a movie.
My family is way too embarrassing, so Michelle and I snuck downstairs to the den to hang out.
Things were going great at first. We were watching a romantic movie (The Notebook was her choice!), and flirting the entire time. Then, Michelle paused the flick because she had to go to the bathroom.
Soon after she walked away, I heard her scream! I ran over to see what was up – turns out she had accidentally walked in on my grandfather going Number Two! So gross.
I tried to make her feel better, but it was no use. That totally killed the mood. What a pooper!
she should of knocked first
weeeelllll. that tops it, it over for u 2
1. she should've knocked 2. ur gramps should lock the door (unless u didnt hav a lock) 3. too bad for u
i think that would have bien a more embarissing moment for the girl
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LOL!
i would have ran 2 the dude
hahaha dat is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
lol, but she should KNOCK!
lock and nock!
has she ever heard of KNOCKING (noh-king) and also grandpa, ever heard of LOCKING (loh-king) get it ppls? Jason, you're the only normal one in the story!
eww wtf she didnt knock?
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dude your a loser who pix ttly stupid grls
hahaha this is funny but gotta feel sorry for you
i feel so sorry for her i wish her the worst in life for not knocking on the door first of all
she should of knocked.
OMG maybe your gramp will say sorry
did she dump u after that
hahahahahahahahahaha she should have knocked lol i feel sorry 4 her tho
BLECH! i feel bad 4 the girl though!!!
Yikes.
Duh-he-he!
um thats horribly gross
oh... o wow
SHE WILL STILL LIKE U and if she doesn't you're to good 4 her
I feel your pain
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SO GROSS
oh god thats gross! o.O
oh god thats gross! o.O
That is so gross. Ahb-iously she should have knocked, but whatevs. Good luck with your gramps...*barfs*
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Im sorry
that sucks
Wow, That sucks!
must not have been a view she really needed 2 see!
nenen5- Wow.
ill gross
i cant even imagin that seen!
that's sooooooooooooooooo gross i would have still liked you. so grooooooooooooooooooooooo oooss was your gramps like constipated or something
how funasty is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooooooooh crap that sux rocks dude. I would still like u tho
that must not be a pretty sight
I WOULD STILL LIKE U BUT THAT WOULD BE WEIRD AND DISTURBING! IM SO SORRY FOR YOU!!
im soooooooooooooooooooo sorry 4 u.
well he should have locked the door
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I woul've still liked you!
she should of knoked first
lol