Should You Moon Your Crush This Week?

WEEK OF NOVEMBER 3 - NOVEMBER 10

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19: Are you bored this week? Don't worry: Now that the northern stars are beginning to dance in your sign, things should shake up soon. Wait...do you hear that? Yep, they're playing the JoBros' "S.O.S." (Man, the cosmos have great taste in music.)

APRIL 20 - MAY 20: You've been hanging with your crush, but aren't sure whether or not to make next move. If you can see the full moon, just go for it (don't be confused: the next move is NOT mooning your crush!)

MAY 21 - JUNE 21: It'll be a long week, but one filled with surprises. Will it be good news at school? Finding a $20 bill? A kiss from a crush? Oooo, yeah! That last one sounds like a winner. Be sure to wear some ChapStick, yo.

JUNE 22 - JULY 22: Venus is coming full circle, so kick back and relax tonight. Got homework? Wish on a shooting star, and maybe you'll wake up with all of the work done! (If not, faking sick always works for us!)

JULY 23 - AUGUST 22: You're in for an all-time awesome week, starting out with a super sweet Tuesday. Get ready to party — you're gonna be the most popular kid in school! (Prepare for all the groveling.)

AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22: Cafeteria food tasting grosser than normal? Time to whip up one of our favorite sandwiches: the peanut butter and Jonas! Just make sure it isn't "Burnin' Up" in your brown paper lunch bag!

SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23: Holding things in (like a fart or poo) takes way too much effort. Just let it out. Trust us...by the end of the week, you'll feel a lot better (hope you also stocked up on toilet paper).

OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 21: Now that the planets are lining up for you, tell them to take a number! You've got way more attention coming your way. So, sorry, Neptune. Maybe next week you guys can find time to hang out.

NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21: You are in for a surprise this week. And we have a feeling it'll be a good one like no homework, not a smelly one like your shoe in a pile of dog doodie. But check your soles just in case...

DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19: You're looking a little sweaty lately. It's probably because you've been running through your crush’s mind lately! Aww yeah. But you can take your time. Remember: It's a marathon, not a sprint!

JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18: The stars are on your side today. And when we say "stars," we don't mean Miley and the JBs and the cast of "HSM3." We're talkin' major cosmic karma, baby!

FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20: You're inner secrets are set for a tabloid-exclusive level reveal. Maybe switch that MySpace profile to private before it's too late! Wouldn't want anything to leak now, would we?