1 year ago
The Smelliest Fictional Creature Ever
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell
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You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
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Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!
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Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous WRECK!
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An old snake goes to see his doctor.
He says, "Doc, I need something for my eyes...I can't see well these days."
The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
When the snake comes back, he tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine...I just discovered I've been living with a water hose for the past 20 years!"
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Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
the snake 1 is so simple:so a snake cant see and so he gets glasses and comes back depressed because he found out that he was married to a garden hose for 20 years and not a snake and he JUST noticed that.....do u get it now?
ok this is da snake 1 he said he couldnt c well and he thought da water hose waz a snake and he said ive been livin with a water hose 4 da past 20 years...... durh!!
A boy goes to his mom and says Boy:how come u treat me like a dog Mom:i do not now ill go get ur leash and take u 4 a walk
I DONT GET THE SNAKE1
i dont get the snake joke
I don't get the snake 1
i like the snake one the best...funniest
A man goes to a phsyciatrist and sais: Nobody listens to me! The Doctor sais: Next!
the snake one's HILARIOUS!
Ohhhhhhhhhh I get it! The snake one i didn't get for a second! Lol dumb! =D
i love dat snake one
lol, no the snake was living with a "hoe"
snake one means that he thought he was living with a girl snake for the past 20 years but he hasn't he has been living with a hose
i dont get the snake one...
i dont get the second one, im also a blonde so.... yea.. watch me finally get it tomorrow at school and start busting out laughing
THAT IS SO LOL I LOVE THE SNAKE ONE
he he that's kinda funny!
har har har :) :] <3
my mom liked em
i dont get the snake one. lolz
My dad liked them. :D
those were cheesy!
very fuuny
omg i like totaly trpped myself in front of everyone at a jb concert!how aquward huh?
omg i like totaly trpped myself in front of everyone at a jb concert!how aquward huh?
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I meant right
I heard the snake joke when I was 5.I am watching church rigt now.I am luthren and proud of it!!!!!!
I have heard the snake one when I was 5.I am watching church rigt now i am luthren and proud of it!
like none of them are any good except fer the pencil one
i saw someone who is 6"5" tall omg and stupied
ha...lol for some of these!
ohh yeah i copied that from someone
who's laughing
hehehehehahahahahahahahah ehehehehehehahahahahahaha hahhahahahahahahahahaheha :)
Status: Single Here for: Friends Orientation: Straight Hometown: Bellflower Body type: 5' 9" / Average Religion: Catholic Zodiac Sign: Capricorn Smoke / Drink: No / No Children: Someday Education: High school Occupation: Student :(
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Lol! These r cheesy but funny! :P
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Ok, I have a good joke, Knock Knock Whose there? Panther Panther Who? Panter no panth I'm going Thwimming!!
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hahaha funny jokes
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first comment!!LOL
Nice LOL