2 years ago

Sneaking Out of the House

Getting grounded really sucks. But it's even worse when you just know your friends are out having fun and partying while you're stuck at home staring at the walls.

That's why it's important to come up with a good escape plan. Of course, it's gotta be foolproof (if your parents catch you, there'll be even more hell to pay). Any suggestions out there?

Is it best to create a diversion (say, burning a piece of toast in the kitchen, and then sneaking out the door under cover of smoke)?

Are there any good ways to make it look like you're asleep in bed — maybe some bundled up pillows or a lifelike crash test dummy? (It seems to work on TV!)

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Kay- Never fail plan... DO THIS! 1.find large stuffed animal and put under covers 2.shut bathroom door and turn on Fan. 3.Record yourself groaning like ur taking a huge dump 4.call freinds to come 5.put on A/C 6. Tip toe out 7.Put note on pillow saying where you are so if u get out and then are at youre destination and they catch u.....They wont be worried

 
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SNEAKING OUT OF THE HOUSE IS NOT A SIN!

 
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I can't sneak out of my house. It has a security system. :(

 
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I am totaly struggling with eating so my big bro has a giant monkey bear who has a army hat on top. PERFECT i wear hats in my sleep so no sweat. I always sneak out in the summer so I always turn on the AC so my 'rents wouldn't here me. And the bear stays under the sheets and i always lock the doors. I do wear all black and camoflauge sometimes

 
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disobeying ur parents is a sin. its in the ten commandments!! i wood nvr do that!!!!! ~jesus freak~

 
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wow roxygirl1000 how desprate can you get? how pathetic......tsk tsk tsk.

 
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It's soooooo hard 4 2 reasons. b/c my mom usually stays up till like 3 or 4 am, and b/c we have an alarm system. i don't know why though, we live in an area where like no one else lives. if anyone has a suggestion, please tell!

 
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BTW i snuk out last night and this is how i did it cuz im grounded... Step 1: make sure rents r asleep(mine could sleep through an atomic bomb) Step 2: put pillows and stuff under the covers(ihave a makeover barbire head i use to simpulate my head) Step3: get the spare house key just in case i cant climb back up the tree to my bedroom(i dislocated my knee cap and cant climb very well yet) step4: climb down the tree(i have a tree house so its pretty easy for me) step5: house party at my bffs house(with spin the bottle of course) step6: unlock basement door sneak in through play room and up to my room(i have secret passage way in my house from the playroom to my room!) step7: get in bad just as my alarm sounds :( step 8: put my excape plan on a really cool website!! plzcomment on this, do u think it will work again? u know stuff like that! thx guys u totally rox!

 
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my sis has a life sized doll in her closet and so she puts it in her bed so that it looks like she's sleeping and my dad always falls for it!

 
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Just say your going for a quick bike ride. if you get caught say they pulled you to the party and ground yourself. another one is get your friends to help get you out. ;) these always work!

 
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pretend your in a room close to the door leading to the garage. sneak to the door and go out the back door. works for me every time!

 
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i just say that i'm going to sleep out in the camper that night, and i sneak out... my parents totally fall for it!

 
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If you're known for doing something before bed make sure it looks like it. Here is what I do. I take a doll and a fake peice of hair. I leave m cell phone open with my headphones in on my side table with a book. My parents only check up once do I'm pretty good. I the leave because my bedroom is close to the deck tha I can eaisly jump off.

 
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well for me it would be soo hard to sneak out since my step dad always stays up till like 3 am sooo yea...

 
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ok once i snuck out what i did was funny when i was a kid i had this big stuffed unicorn that was as big a me well i was a little bigger but i had a habbit of curling up like a cat so it din't matter so i'd roll up the unicorn and cover it with my blanket then sneck down stair then do whatever!

 
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ew nolliegrlxo, are you kidding me? honestly who doesnt sneak out. but to anyone who wants to know. the pillow thing is really good. just make sure your parents are funny asleep and make sure you have your house key because if you sneak out your like 2nd floor window like i do, its extremely hard to climb back up unless you have a ladder so quietly go in the door and then eat something in the kitchen so if anyone wakes up just say your eating then go upstairs.

 
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nolliegrlxo do u like live in 1904? JW.

 
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well i sneak out when my parents r asleep they go to bed really early like 10 and so it doesnt matter to me....

 
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ummm...number one i never sneak out that is freakin stupid and i think that you should just b on your best behavior when you know something important is coming up!!!LOL!but that is just one way i guess!!!

 
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i climb out the window and lock my door

 
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I sneak out all the time but just wait until my dad falls asleep then I jump out the window and run like HEll!!! Just have your music up and a recording of you saying Stay out!

 
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Why would you want to escape from home if your grounded? Why not wait until your parents let you go? Most parents let you go early if you are good.

 
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just scream cry and run out. i do that sometimes and they just let me leave 'cause by then they are so sick of my attitude.

 
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this is what you do,take a key with you and when your parents fall asleep then leave quietly,but just as a back up put pillows under the covers or when you leave leave the bathroom light on and clse the door to make it look like your in there.then steak out,just make sure your back in time b4 the wake up :)

 
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dress abunch of pillows up in ur close it works 4 me every time!!!!!!

 
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why taking a risk...why wnt u just wait till ur out of trouble??

 
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Throw a fit about something and act all mad and lock yourself in your room. Wait until they come and "apologize" (they usually do..) dont accept it, lock your door again, then you're free to go. They usually don't come back to try and negotiate with you again

 
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Maybe it would work if you could negotiate with your parents, but other than that, the pillows under blankets may work.

 
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wait until your parents are aslleep!!

 
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depends if your on the 1st floor or not

 
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the pillows underneathe the covers thing always works for me :)