4 months ago

Spitting Up Hot Dog In My Crush's Face!

I'm not much of a baseball fan, but my crush, Logan, totally is. So I pretend I love it – I study up and recite some baseball stats whenever I see him!
 
Last week, he invited me to a Yankees game. How could I say no?! I excitedly accepted and we headed to the stadium this past Sunday.
 
Logan offered to buy me a hot dog, and of course I said yes, but I forgot to tell him to hold the mustard. I hate mustard!
 
No such luck: he brought over the dog soaked in the nasty yellow stuff. But I didn't want to disappoint him, so I took a bite. Big mistake.

I just couldn't handle it. I gagged and spit the hot dog right out... onto his face!
 
He would barely talk to me after that. The rest of my date? Struck out!
 
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sucks 4 u

 
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Nice picture... Yucky story! But he was being stupid though cuz he's a boy, and he shouldn't think a chewed up hotdog is gross!

 
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OMG I FEEL SOOOOOOOOOOO SRRY 4 U

 
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wow. dat pic is duz not fit in the story. lol.

 
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l0llza that picture l00ks s00 wr0ng

 
 
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yucky...at least he didnt say anything mean lolz anyway good luck.. beside u shouldve sayd s0mething

 
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how could u hate mustard! i love mustard it good girl you should what to the bathroom or samething to threw up

 
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Thats totally gross

 
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Do U know wat I don't get? Why when girls (or guys), do something bad, why would they just stop talking to them or something like that? I threw up on my crush (turns out I ate already expired spaghetti!), but HE was nice about it. So, yeah... =]

 
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SUCK IT UP ITS, JUST MUSTARD!!!!!!!!

 
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well thats wat u get for lying. ha ha even no that happened to me

 
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that pic says it ALL

 
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THAT PIC. ITS JUST SO DISGUSTINGG

 
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that pic looks very wierd.

 
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lol thats funny! but i hate mustard to so i feel for u!

 
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lol

 
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lol

 
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youch

 
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lolz yer that is a long tongue....i hav seen that pic b4.....really weird.....really REALLY weird...

 
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Very grotesque

 
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haha evrybdy jux lucs at ur pic.! Emberisin!!!

 
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lol to anonymous below me

 
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ahhh no...

 
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ummm. very disturbing picture. long pointy tongue. lol

 
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tht is a freakin creepy picture holy crap

 
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LMFAO at that pic

 
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i agree with olikandy! she does look like miley cyrus if u just quickly glance at the pic!

 
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wow that really sux o nd btw mustard doesnt suck

 
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wow that really sux o nd btw mustard doesnt suck

 
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pointy!

 
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that is major gross

 
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the girl in the pic is disturbing. for a second i thought it was miley cyrus.

 
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Well you should of told him no mustard.

 
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that is the most disturbing picture i have ever seen. ew! n e ways.. sux 4 U!!!!!!!

 
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the pic. is also VERY gross. i mean- coem on. it would have been a little chewed up- don't'cha think???

 
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okay- just plain gross. ewwwwww!!!!!! just be urself next time. aim for somethinf else next time, too. got it?

 
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Ew. Why his face?Couldn't u aim for the floor or someone else;Anyway........u'll get over it. Be urself next time.

 
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eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww ww next time tell him no mustard

 
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the pic is sooo gross!!