8 months ago
Stephenie Meyer Sued? New Moon Delayed? NOPE and NOPE!
Not to worry, TwiHards!By now, you may have heard a rumor that Twilight author Stephenie Meyer was getting sued by a former college roommate named Heidi (Montag?), who claimed the book was all her idea. And that this was causing a delay in the filming of the sequel New Moon!
But Summit Entertainment confirmed to 4TNZ that this is false (and they would know!).
So you can all breathe easy now. Again, deep breaths...
The only stuff that would ACTUALLY cause a delay in filming (at least stuff we made up):
- Hair out of place on Robert Pattinson's head
- Taylor Lautner's hotness breaks camera
- K-Stew gives Jackson Rathbone a wedgie just because. He cries.
- New members of the wolf pack try mysterious hair growth serum. Skin turns green.
- Volturi actors realize they don't know how to say anything in Italian except "marinara" and "spaghetti"
LOL at the last part!
Anonymous:stupid Heidi B++++ Montagafart lol
LOL love it
visit kerplop.webs.com! once we get 101 members, we will add 3 new pages! and btw anonymous with the really long comment, that jordan idiot probrably did it for his own publicity, marriages happen in alot of books. besides stephanie meyer is an amazing writer, she is very creative and talented, I'm sure she can think of her own ideas.
wow weird in the creepy way
stupid Heidi B++++ Montagafart.
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
New Moon Rocks!!!
can have wrote a longer comment bitch
can have wrote a longer comment bitch
Problems for Stephenie Meyer! I understand the fans don’t want to accept this, however the facts are the facts. If this were not true, Jordan Scott and her claim would have been laughed out of court! But it’s not, in fact, it’s growing. I saw a report on TV last night. If this were not true, why are the fans so upset? Jordan Scott would have been exposed and Stephenie would be smiling :) If this were not true, Stephenie would have issued a public denial! Where is she? Why is she hiding?. If this were not true, why would Jordan Scott have put passages out to the world for comparison? You can agree or not, but she obviously is not hiding. If this were not true, Jordan Scott’s lawyer would not even take the case! By the way, did anybody google her lawyer? He is the guy that took down Napster. All Breaking Dawn fans better buy copies of the book while you still can. Good luck Steph, you’re gonna need it!
im so happy! lol im from lapush now live in tacoma wa n i would be heart broken lol
gooood!
whoever is below corrina lautner how dare u!Now that i saw the trailer i would be devastated if it didn't come out.I mean whoever doesn't believe in the twilight saga still believe in santa Clause!
lol, i agree with the person under me
IF IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR HOTNESS 2 BREAK A CAMARA TAYLOR IS DEF THE MAN 4 THE JOB!!
The should make a show called "THE HOES" and put Hiedi and Spencer in it!!
haha i love the 2nd one! taylors hotness breaks the camera!
Taylor's smile can break just about anything...
what?! It wasn't true D: Ah man! That stinks -_- I would've loved to see Stephanie sued and the next movie never be released~
wow, those are serious issues.lol. but i bet that second one could actually happen.
I think that girl just wanted money. And Heidi Montag? Isn't she from "The Hills"?
I am so sorry about the comment below! I didn't write that! My friend went on my account (somehow) and wrote that! I wouldn't diss Taylor or Rob! (Even though I'm on team edward/rob......)
I think his big nose would break the camera! Not his hottness!
thse are so funny but aint it suposed to bne ugliness that breaks a camera because if it was then filming rob would be a problem
The last ones funny. lol
thats soooo funny hair out of place thats soooo funny
in my country there was the same article in a magazine. About how this woman while they were in college wrote a story. And when she saw the movie she said to her husband OMG! Thats My story! and now she's pressed charges. So stupid and pointless
quik fixis...just get robert some hair jell...have a backup camera...tell jacksen not to cry...give the members of the tribe spray tan(after they tern green)...why do they have to speek italian anyway!!! cant they just seek english?
LOL! Thank gawd its a rumour! Mrs.Pattinson =) xOxOx
Speaking Italian isn't very hard! still these are funny !
hahaha, it's very difficult to speak italian! >,< but, i believe that they can!!
tyaor is totaly ugly but there funny.
LOL those were actually funny! Except it SHOULD be that Rob Pattinson's hottness breaks camera! It should be that taylor launters UGLINESS breaks camera (and makes everyone go blind!)
who freaken gives a care if robs hairs is out of place. i know its just to be funny...but really...it could happen
lol I loved all the reasons, for once. Usually I hate them all, but they were pretty funny this time :)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!! !!!
taylor lautner all da way
LOL! WHY DEY MAKIN FUN OF MY JACKSON!!! LOL!! JK! JK!
that girl just WANTS to be the author and be famous. whatever b*tch
Awesome
Wedgie. Ha-ha.
good god im glad and by the way robs hair would never fall out of place oh and hidi STEP OFF! <3 :)
lol The reasons you guys made up r funny espically the last two! :)
Taylor's so hot I think it's already happening!
o ya and taylor lautner is way more than hot!
ya i really cant wait for new moon
btw jessgreen easy on the exclaimation marks
lol lovvveee the `last 3
wow i am SO relevied!!! i wanted to KILL as in MURDER that heidi!!!!!!! i was gonna find her and MURDER her but Summit Entertainment saved that heidi!!!!! and if this was a joke its not funny!!!!!!!!