2 years ago

The Swearword Machine

Real words can't describe your anger? Time to make some up! The Swearword Machine is specially designed to cater to even the filthiest of mouths. In just a few quick steps, you can baffle your friends with some custom-made cussin'. Give it a *#%#$ whirl!

 
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Now she got Jumpin Dragon Wad

 
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And I got For the Love of Barney Turd

 
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My friend Nicole got Son of a Mermaid Turd!

 
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dirty medusa crud

 
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stupid unicorn balls??

 
 
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son of a turd

 
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sweet mermaids turd lol :D

 
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son of a dragon balls

 
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freakin unicorn turd

 
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Freakin Unicorn Balls!!!

 
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SON OF A GERALD MCBOING BOING TURD!!!

 
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SON OF A GERALD MCBOING BOING TURD!!!

 
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HOLY GENIE TURD THAT BABY SPILLED CHERRY JUICE ON MY SKINNY TIE!!!

 
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HOLY GENIE TURD THAT BABY SPILLED CHERRY JUICE ON MY SKINNY TIE!!!

 
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This isn't very cool. Freakin Little Mermaid Turd.

 
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HOLY BUCKBEAK WAD

 
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FOR THE LOVE OF BUCKBEAK TURD

 
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Dis Was Wake Doe

 
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Son of a Unicorn Shanks... ?!?!?!

 
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Dirty Magic Carpet Turd

 
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Son of a Bitch Turd

 
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kk i have one you mother sucker

 
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Holy Plasic Tickle Bear Turd xD

 
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Freakin Super Man Balls .. ?

 
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son of a twilight wad lol

 
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holy monster balls

 
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holy monster balls

 
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i got sweet vampire turd *weird*

 
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i got sweet vampire turd *weird*

 
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lmfao, HOLY SPONGEBOB TURD!

 
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huh so funny most of these are about twilight!

 
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Freakin' bloodsuckers Turd hehe

 
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stupid godzilla turd

 
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hale yes friggin ugly fat volvos of emmett turds

 
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fucking retarded edward cullen is sooo ugly i cud puke turd!!!

 
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lol son of an emmett cullen muncher

 
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son of a freckle crud

 
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stupid oger turd

 
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lol son of a sexy vampire turd!!

 
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sweet vampire guts

 
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son of a cullens daughter wad

 
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SON OF A UNICORN TURD!

 
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For the love of Jacob black balls xD

 
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frickin edward cullen turd

 
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Son of a Vampire Turd!

 
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Son of a Vampire Turd!

 
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Son of a Vampire Turd!

 
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freakin idiot muncher :PP

 
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holy fairy turd!