2 years ago

The Swearword Machine

Real words can't describe your anger? Time to make some up! The Swearword Machine is specially designed to cater to even the filthiest of mouths. In just a few quick steps, you can baffle your friends with some custom-made cussin'. Give it a *#%#$ whirl!

 
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Sweet Werewolves Balls

 
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holy edward cullen fart

 
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holy edward cullen fart

 
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For the love of Gir Fart

 
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IM MAD CUZ 1 DAY I WAS MAKING OUTWITH MY EX IT WAS GOOD. ABOUT 30MIN AFTER HE LEFT MY BFF TEXTED ME. WOW. UR EX IS A GREAT KISSER. WE R DATING NOW. WTF?

 
 
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"Holy Vampire Turd" LOL.

 
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sweet vampire turd lol :)

 
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sweet bart turd

 
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gfghfgf

 
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"Son of a Jacob Black Turd" wth?? XD haha

 
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Son of a unicorn shanks...not to be mean to this website but this is kind of stupid...im not getting any anger out with this thing! ):

 
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For the love of elmo turn

 
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Son of a mermaid turd!

 
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i don't like stupid edward cullen turd

 
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HAHAHAHA SON OF A LONELY SLUT NAMED ADRIANNA TURD LOL SORRY I DONT NEED ANGERMANEGMENT ISSUES ITS JUST THAT IM MAD BUT ILL GET OVER

 
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i havent got my anger out!A STUPID S.L.U.T. STARTED FLIRTING WITH MY BF!!!!AND HE SAID THAT HES WILL NEVER BE INTERSTEAD IN HER BUT STILL!!!!GET UR OWN MAN!OH,WAIT SHE CANT CAUSE SHES A HIDIOUS B.I.C.T.H

 
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dirty vampire balls lmaoo i luvv mine

 
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Freakin' banana turd!

 
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Sweet Rainbow Gremlin Fart!

 
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Holy Vampire turd?? haha

 
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holy dragon turd

 
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holy flying turtle turd!! lol

 
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dirty platapus turd

 
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stupid vampire puke????

 
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lol

 
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Sweet Unicorn Balls

 
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holy robot crud

 
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son of a witch wad!!! lolz minez rockz.. text me im soo bored 7025101294 text dont call no mins

 
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For the love of Voldemort Shanks! lol funny

 
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Freakin Hippogriff Balls?!

 
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holy shit muncher

 
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Freakin japinese loogy wad

 
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for the love of leoplurodon turd!!!

 
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stupid edward cullen turd

 
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son of a volemorts nipple balls

 
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?i reakin shut up turd?

 
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jake is a bich

 
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freakin' edward cullin' turd! lol!

 
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freakin' edward cullin' turd! lol!

 
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Sweet Chocobo Puke!! LOL sry i heard of the chocobo from Final Fantasy

 
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Son of a bug turd! LOL!

 
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Son of a bug turd! LOL!

 
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Son of a bug turd! LOL!

 
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son of a werewolf turd!

 
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lol my swearword was son of a magic carpet turd?! lol and my other one was freakin unicorn wad.

 
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lol my swearword was son of a magic carpet turd?! lol and my other one was freakin unicorn wad.

 
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Swe-e-t vampin' turd

 
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Sweet Mother Of Turd!!!LOL

 
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HAHAHAHA!!! HOLY JACOB BLACK PUKE!!!

 
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Freakin fat but turd lol