1 year ago

The T-Shirt That Ruined My Love Life

This summer, my whole family took a big vacation to Disney World. And when I say "whole family," I mean it: There were nine cousins with us!

So my dad thought that, since there were so many of us, it would be a great idea to wear matching T-shirts so no one would get lost. I mean, was he serious?

I complained about it and refused to wear the shirt (which was custom made), but my dad left me no choice.

As I sulked around the park with my dorky "Latham Family" tee, I noticed this TOTALLY hot guy, working at one of the gift shops.

Doing my best to cover up the ridiculous shirt I was wearing, I started chatting him up. And just as the cute cashier was about to ask me for my number, my dad just had to walk over and ruin everything.

"Impressed by the shirt, aren't you?" my dad told the hottie. "Go ahead honey. Show him!"

Reluctantly, I unfolded my arms, giving my crush a full-on glimpse of the T-shirt.

"You should have seen the fit Lily had about wearing this," continued my dad. "I mean, is that not a great shirt or what? No need to cry over it!"

OMG, DAAAAAD! As if wearing the silly tee wasn't bad enough...

So much for getting the guy's number. He must have thought I was the biggest loser ever.

Can we trade families, please? 

 
Like it?
127

Send this to your BFFS!

Send us your own funny stuff!

 

Post a comment!

 
Avatar

no i love my family they care about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

 
Avatar

you could've have got a light thin sweater or jacket to cover it up

 
Avatar

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

 
Avatar

OMG i hate when parents do that. aww, i feel bad 4 u, and they dont have to bring attention to it, either. Luckily, my family just wears our different styles of clothes

 
Avatar

my dad is so embarrasing 2 that he went 2 my school saying he loves me

 
 
Avatar

im so srry i would be like dad!!! get out of here! lol

 
Avatar

this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
Avatar

this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
Avatar

this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
Avatar

ok, sounds like your dad is a little immature, or he secretly dosent want you dating so he is ruining all your chances. i go to disney world with my whole family all the time (all 22 of us. ) and we never have to wear matching shirts. and for the cashire, if he judges you for a shirt that you didnt even want to wear, then mabye you deserve someone better. where do you live anyways, because if he lives in florida and you live somewhere else, it probably wornt work out so just forget him. go out with someone who lives closer to you, who you can see everyday, it will make you happier. (and plus side, if you live in a small town or something, you would totally know if he was cheating on you.)

 
Avatar

you can just joke about it with the cashier it's not a big deal

 
Avatar

lol

 
Avatar

wow. my family goes to disney a lot and we NEVER wear matching shirts. Anyways, that reakky sux!!

 
Avatar

no offence, but just get over it! i like the idea. the emberrassing part was the dad part lol

 
Avatar

Sorry when i go to Disney Land my parents make me wear a matching shirt 2

 
Avatar

that's not bad i would luv the shirt

 
Avatar

that's not bad i would luv the shirt

 
Avatar

that's not bad i would luv the shirt

 
Avatar

I feel so bad for 19bird26

 
Avatar

that stinks!

 
Avatar

I feel sorry for u and 19bird96

 
Avatar

ur nice!!!!!! at least ur family has money 2 buy custom made shirts! i have to buy stuff at value village!!!!

 
Avatar

nooooooh way hooozay! i love my family! haha

 
Avatar

i dont even have a mom and dad they both died when i was 2 so realize how lucky you are

 
Avatar

omg that would suck

 
Avatar

haha sux 4 U it's bad enough we can't pick our families and wow if he was that hot then ya I feel bad for you (kinda)

 
Avatar

OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
Avatar

son of a b**** dad

 
Avatar

omg i would not talk to my dad the rest of the week! ~~~~~~~~~~~~

 
Avatar

WOW! my mom is the one that does that kind of stuff

 
Avatar

oh wow that stinks badly!!! UGGGG!!! i kno my dad does stuff to me ALL the time...once i was at the flatirons mall and my dad was messin around but aanyways..he flipped me ovr on his leg and slapped my butt!! and there were 2 REALLY hot guys right there 2!!! I didnt talk to him for a few days eithr and plus to make it worse...IM 13!!!

 
Avatar

i wish i could trade familys not with yours no affence but i am so tired of my dad embaresing me in front of my boyfriend and cruches.

 
Avatar

hey, you dont get to pick your family! you get what you get, and thats that. and some ppls dont even HAVE dads. or moms. or family. or shelter. or food. or clothes. Listen ppls, the world is divided into 'haves' and 'have nots'. consider yourself lucky to be among the 'haves'. ok? give that a chance. does anyone agree with me?

 
Avatar

I would've used the shirt as a starter convo. "Hey....it was the shirt wasn't it"? and then start talking about something else.

 
Avatar

I did tht In FA.... TERRIBLE! But mine said my name & state ;[

 
Avatar

oh yeah, twilight lover. mhm real nice

 
Avatar

Who cares? You shouln't havem thrown a fit about it....the shirt dosen't sound that bad.

 
Avatar

lol!! "can we trade families please?" sorry for u...

 
Avatar

To answer your question teamjonas11, BF'S!

 
Avatar

s'not that bad...sorry but ya i would have been embarresed but i dont think its that bad

 
Avatar

i feel so srry for u!

 
Avatar

FROM THE STORY:So my dad thought that, since there were so many of us, it would be a great idea to wear matching T-shirts so no one would get lost. I mean, was he serious?i feel so bad 4 u !

 
Avatar

u poor girl i feel so bad 4 u

 
Avatar

dont be mean to ur dad. its the only one u'll get. whats more important: BF's or FAMILY???

 
Avatar

OOH

 
Avatar

hey sry about that but u want to know something worse, my dad always trys to embarrass me by walking out a store and im like 3 feet behind him and u know wat he dose he yells "COME ON MAGGIE!!!!!" ugh he is so annoying

 
Avatar

omg i am so sorry

 
Avatar

oh, im sooo sorry!

 
Avatar

ooo harsh!

 
Avatar

love life iz over!

 
Previous1234Next