11 months ago
Tales of Stupidity: I Drank Dish Detergent!
Submitted by Carla (14), from Muncie, IN
I'm usually pretty much a zombie in the morning. Until I get in the shower, I can barely do anything.So when I went to get a drink after rolling out of bed one day last week, my brain was totally fried and I wasn't thinking straight.
There were no clean glasses, so I took a dirty one and poured a little orange liquid detergent in to prepare to clean it.
But, without thinking, I then just poured some orange juice into the glass without bothering to rinse out the detergent.
When I chugged the DISGUSTING mix of detergent and juice down, I felt like I was gonna throw up!
I couldn't get rid of that gross soapy taste all day. And I usually don't have a dirty mouth!
When I was like 4, I brushed my teeth with hand soap. Hahahahaha.
Haha i drank soap once too!!! and it woulndt go away!!!
omg that sounds like something id do!but only with me its all day long once i was getting ready for a party an i couldnt find my phone anywhere! it was it my HAND THE WHOLE TIME! i am an idioit! so dont feel too bad i done way worse
well ur mouth mustve been shiny and squeaky
that must of tasted horrible man!
wow that must have tasted HORRIBLEEEE!!!
omg ewwwwww!seriously you need to add salt to ur orange juice!that's what i always doo-doo! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
when i was like 6 my older sister was babysitting me and she wanted me to stop bothering her so she gave me a bowl of soap and a straw and told me to blow bubbles with it but them i acidently sucked in instead of blowing out and the taste wouldent come out of my mouth for like the whole day it was nasty
LMaO that girl who said haha carla like ifinity times must be like seven . GROW up asswipe . jeesz . people around here mad annoyoing
tmi twilight_fanatec_1 thanks 4 that mental pic
Like you haven't done it? and she tried to clean it.Grow up.
the person who wrote about the sicko comment is absoluteley right u r a sicko drinkin out of a dirty cup :{
hey im like that too. but i dont just act stupid, i LOOK stupid too. If its a weekend or whatever i wake up all late and go look in the mirror and i see my face covered with pimples, my eyes all droopy and covered with that sand stuff, and i just dont look pretty. i need my cover up and mascara and eyeshadow and eyeliner and sometimes lip gloss if i want to look good.
sicko u drank out of the dirty cup still WHATS WRONG WITH PPL ITS STUPID
IN MY MORNINGS BEFORE SCHOOL... MY HOUSE IS SO COLD THAT I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED... IT'S LIKE IT'S SUMMER WHEN U GET UNDER MY BED AND WINTER WHEN YOU GET OUT!
Haha....im half dead in de mornin' too!!!
oh my gosh that is sooooo funny
Yikes.
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW
hey 1 time i made hot chocolate and filled it with ice water by mistake and drank it then spit it out it was gross
sounds like sumthin id do...even if i wasnt tiered lol
wow I feel sorry for you!! but i can be dumb a bit in the morning too =P like once i was getting cereal,but then i wanted some water too so i take the bowl and put it under the sink! and i actually ate watery cereal!! XD
wow I feel sorry for you!! but i can be dumb a bit in the morning too =P like once i was getting cereal,but then i wanted some water too so i take the bowl and put it under the sink! and i actually ate watery cereal!! XD
wow that must of taste really bad
Wow... That is really bad for you.
why are you laughing at her??? You are just as stupid i bet u are an idiot
i disagree i can be very stupid in the morning very stupid. wait a minute am i making fun of myself?
omg even in the morning you honestly cant get that stupid unless you are stupid to begin with
BY TINKERBELL DUMMIE!
oh wow. maybe you should think before you do things. nd stop making excuses about ur stupidity. we all know that's the real you. haha carla haha carla haha carla haha carla haha carla haha carla haha carla haha carla
WHAT DID STRAWBERRY101 SAY??? AND THAT IS SO GROSSS I AM ALSO A ZOMBIE IN THE MORNING UNTIL I START MOVING AROUND
eww
Eww that is sooooo gross. I would puke.
whadt did strawberry101 say?
wont that make u sick???
ewwwwwwww! so gross! i'm a zombie in the morning, too
lol dont feel bad i did somthing like that too
ok i forgive u Strawberry101! Just tune it down plz
wow thats nasty but im like a zombie in the mornin 2 so i feel where u comin from
strawberry101 shut uppp
did u call poison controll u could have gottin really sick like i am now i have a banged up throwet
wow...
ha next time you will think twice wont ya lol j/k
wow.. thats the opposite. my brain CANT stop talking! in the morning, it wud always talk while my body is still asleep. and it wakes me up at 2 and 4!! its crazy! and i always have to think about hw, and everything i do! and everything has to be perfect! its suxx! and my friend is jealous coz she thinks im perfect!
IM THE EXACT SAME WAY IN THE MORNING!!!!!!
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ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!! i would most likely puke!!!!!
Um... Yeah if someone kissed you, you would pretty much die!
gross!!!!
ewwwwwwwww!u gotta think b-4 duin stuff