1 year ago
Taylor Post-Breakup: I'm Eating Cool Whip!
Can we just say, we do feel really bad for Taylor Swift!
It's only been a week since word of her breakup with Joe Jonas went public, but she seems to be handling things well.
While WE would totally be a complete mess (crying on our beds, listening to "S.O.S." on repeat), Taylor says on her MySpace that she's just kickin' it with a tub of Cool Whip and her cats...
Here's Taylor's full MySpace post: "I just got back from a 5 show run on the road. Now I'm sitting in my kitchen..on the counter. Eating cool whip. And trying to think of things to do with my free time. Other than talking to my cat and making playlists of sad songs. Sad songs are awesome, by the way."
What would YOU guys be doing if Joe broke up with you?
FUNNIEST COMMENTS:caramelk1 "if joe broke up with me i'd die and then come back to ask out nick! LMAO!!!"
joes_my_man: "sugar DOES make the pain go away"
anonymous: "she talks to her cat?? so do I! cats are like soooo understanding...even though they just kinda lick themelves all the time"
totesawesome342: "I wonder what her 'sad song' playlist would be? JoBRos songs maybe???"
anonymous: "If Joe broke up with me, i wouldnt even have the strength to myspace...good for you, taylor!"
whipped cream is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Team Taylor. yummy, cool whip is super good. if joe broke up w/me i would ask Nathan Kress out, hes cute :D
team taylor<3
joe break up with me? i dont think so I break up with him
if joe broke up with me i will ask kanye west to make him CRY!!!!!!
i cant stand joe! ugh! im soooooo team taylor<3
if joe broke up with me i would myspace this. well me and joe are histroy i hope taylor lautner is free. tears and feeling bad are over im going to call taylor lautner and see if he's free. later. lol. taylor s . dont be so sad just hang with taylor lautner you'll soon feel so much better . you'll see lol. by: team taylor.L
I LOVE NICK!!!
I LOVE NICK!!!
I agree with the one below me
If Joe Jonas broke up with me I wouldn't want to go out in public for a month. Good for you, Taylor. You'll find someone that will actually treat you right. Forget about Joe. He's too much of a jerk to go out with a super sweet girl like you.
id lisiten to muse songs all year round ( what the hey as long as they live!)
Annonymous person 2 comments down i probably would have done that too!
if joe broke up with me, i'd ask rob pattinson out.
i think she handled it great i would have sent him to the emergency room for breaking up with me over the phone!!! not the fact he broke up with me just how he did it!!! and thats coming from a jonas brothers fan
wow she overreacted 4 this wow what is wrong with her she should be happy she even went out with joe i know i would
the stupid cat won't get a job!
i hate cats. my cat broke up with me once. i was mad and yelled and him. he ran away and i found him 5 days later. he was in my pool playing the blues. now he always attacks me when i go to hug him or even if i just walk by him. =[ btw Anonymous, you don't know joe and you must be weird for thinking that joe would even go out with you =/
Ok so joe brakes up wit taylor i'd be all like "you u want to beak up? ok, bye!" really who f*** cares
WOAH WOAH WOAH joe would never break up with me becuz i not weird and TALK TO CATS LIKE WERID OLD LADIES!!
id kill him, duh~
if joe broke up with me id put a red dress on and red high heels then put burnin up on and pose for the part that says high heels high heels red dress red dress all by yourself i gotta catch my breath
id b thinkin up ways 2 make him miserable and jealous
i'd be pissed beyond belief and ask out nick. that'll teach him
meh its just a guy
I stalk joe jonas. End of story ♥
if joe broke up with me i would be so upset and sit up in my room for hours listening to jb music then i would ask out nick(like a week or 2 later)
taylors a be-witch and this is the list of jo bros in order of cuteness NICK NICK NICK Joe Joe Kevin
If Joe broke up with me, then i would write a hit song about it...Wait, she did!
omg thats exactlly what brogan does on mileymandy0
OOO YUMMMMMM COOL WHIP MY FIRST CHOICE!!!! YUMMMMMMMMMMY
Well first i would like maybe cry... then i would like pretend to curse him out!!! Then i would ask nick out... cause come on.... he is wayyyyy more sensitive then Joe!!! No offense Joe!!!!!!
i dont care
i looove taylor swift!!! she seems to say everything i'm thinking in her songs!! good for her that she is moving on!!! who needs guys anyway!! lol jk
If Joe broke up with me, I'd eat a tub of ice cream in my room, listening to sad songs, and crying my eyes out. Then I'd go ask Nick out..haha. JK....I probably would die if Joe broke up with me
if joe broke up with me i'd take it cool. then ask out nick. then kevin =]
What I would do is 1. Go home and conduct a plan to break Joe's bones. 2. Go do the plan 3. Move on As the famous Ms. Piggy said : "Only time can heal your broken heart just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs."
i would do the same twistluver
If Joe broke up with me... He never would cuz I wouldn't date him. Kevin & Nick!!! <3
If Joe broke up with me I'd go crying to Taylor Lautner/Jacob Black cause dogs (werewovles are close enough) make you feel better!
I cant belive he broke up with her for camilla belle!! taylor is so much prettier.!
she talks to her cats? Wow no wonder her dumped her!! JK!!! If he dumped me... well he wouldn't cuz we're engaged!! :D I wish!!
Wait! How'd she eat it? Fingers? Spoon? Did her cats get any?
if joe broke up with me i would go window shopping and ACCIDENTIALLY kidnap his new gf and drown her and joe jonas in a leech infested pond. What did you wanna say honey?
If Joe broke up with me ill go out with Rob Pattinson or hang out with him . That would really get joe jealous.hah i wouldnt be the first to do that ill just be like Camilla Belle
If Joe broke up with me ill go out with Rob Pattinson.hah i wouldnt be the first to do that ill just be like that girl in the Love Bug video that joe liked i think her name is Camilla
shes acting as if they were married or something lol and i talk to my cat to even tho he dosnt care most of the time,
what Joe did was meanishbut maybe he was trying to sa nice and tring to get you over to his house so then he could say it there... but your acting like a brat.. i don't love you or hate you but i would rely be pleased(and everyone eles) if you shut up about!
dats soooo sad poor ta ta
Next!!!!o,hi nick.What's up!