12 months ago
Taylor's Dating Rules: Don't Overtext
Wanna hear some tough love?
When it comes to dating, Taylor Swift has a REALLY strict set of guidelines, which she recently shared in an interview. Here are some tidbits:
1. "I don't call a guy first."
2. "You can't ever send two text messages in a row."
3. "If you're like, 'I need to talk to you' all the time, [or] 'Why didn't you call me back?'... If you're that girl, then nobody's going to want to date you."
Hmmm. Wonder if she broke any of those rules with Joe? Guess ya live and learn. But we have a few more tips that might come in handy, which we've learned from the embarrassing moments readers have sent in:
4. Don't pee on your date.
5. If you're gonna fart, make sure he can't smell it.
6. Have a change of pants, just in case you accidentally poop in them.
7. Try to aim your puke AWAY from your crush's nice new shirt.
Whose advice do you think is more practical: Taylor's or ours?
talory i love your music
Taylors
taylor.
haha lol anonymous below me
yo, 4tnz, i'mma let you finish but taylor swift had the best advice of all time...LOL i crack myself up!!
Your advice is much more helpful... not.
I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT SHE IS AMAZING:)
TAYLOR IS SO RIGHT NOT THE OTHER ONES
i dont mind taylor but I hate her songs!!!!
i hate taylor but i guess she is right
tay's
taylors their way better
Taylor's!! She rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!! =) --vfc#1fan
taylors is wayyyyyyyy better!!!!!!!!!!
i was bein sarcastic just sayin b4 i have any haters
4. if a guy breaks up with you on the phone hang up real early and blame it on him so he looks like the bad guy
yours
taylors.....
their both good but if you start puking during your date find a bathroom not a new nice and clean shirt
NO
Wait what?
I CANT BELIVE I AM GOING 2 SAY DIS BUT TAYLORS IS BETTER DAN 4TNZS!
Taylor didn't say anything about poop being in pants that was 4tnz's idea not hers
Haha, borth very practical :) lol
mne is a whole lot better
uh taylors i try 2 avoid thoses things. y would we poop in our pants again?
Is that why Joe broke up with her?
why i broke up with my bf? he texted me too much. its anoying!
Taylor's all thee waayy ;)
.....i'm not allowed 2 text :'(
taylor's
im so sorry batmancrazy thats sad but it seems like you're paranoid if you overtext, like you dont trust him, you know?
ours!!
my bf always picks up after the 1st ring its so sweet
tays advice
Omg i thinks that thats why it is over.... i txted every day 20 times a day where was this advice 3 weeks ago ?????????????
Good I never called my BF he always calls me like 20 times a day
Thank you Taylor!!! The texting thing was good!!! I have thought that for a long time that you can't be too obsessive, no matter how much you wanna text that boy!!! LOL but I don't think a lot of people know that. LOL
lolz... Taylor`s advice thank u very much!
Taylor only said that cause Joe broke up with her Taylor SUCKS
Uh Duh, Taylor's urs r likesomethinga 1st grader would say andim pretty sure everbody nos u dont do them type of things and we should no when we have to go poo-poo if thats what u would call u retards
taylors. I think we all are potty trained, and wouldn't puke on a guys shirt. Maybe on the floor of their car put not on a shirt
WHat kind of advice is this? ur going to poop on ur pants haha taylors not potty trained in pee dude any grown girl dont need a change of clothes n we know how to use the bathroom good advice would be make sure he treats u right and dosent lie to you and that he dosent hide things from you.
taylors yours are whack
Your's is dumb, Taylor makes sense!
doesn't anyone need privacy anymore?
y'all probably understand boys. Anonymous, ur probably scaring ur "bf2b". oh, and txting just brings up the phone bill. waste of money!
Guys, i txt my bf2b all the time and he doesn't care. I send him more than 2 txts in a row. I love taylor but those only work for some. Oh and ya we do want to talk to each other all the time.
ok you know what that was dumb! TALORS!
but taylor must not follow her own rules cuz nobody wants to date her.