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A Teacher Crossed With A Vampire?

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!

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Did you hear the one about the two kids who tried to kiss in the fog?
They mist! 

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Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?

Student: Mice

Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?

Student: Twins!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

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What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I’ll just hang around!

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Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!

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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Student: No, I'm having trouble listening!



 
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29th COMMENT WOOTWOOT!!!!

 
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it was a good movie, eh?

 
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i had one, but they didnt put it on here. it was: Did you hear the joke that my grand father told? Never mind, you woudnt get it, it's too old.

 
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haha thats a funny good one lol

 
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the bucket list was a good movie

 

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JUST JOKES

 
 
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1st one and 4th one are really old... already heard them b4.

 
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1st one is can u say STUPID~

 
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1th one is stupid

 
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every 1 is stupid exceppt for the coyboy one

 
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EDWARD CULLEN <3

 
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this time the jokes were really bad everyone go on my youtube channel www.youtube.com/OMJbroth ers plz and comment

 
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Anonymous do u hav a youtube account if so tell me!

 
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these r kinda lame

 
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these suck!none are funny

 
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not reALLY FUNNY I DONT GET IT

 
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hahaha... no.

 
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I don't get the sixth one

 
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I don't get the sixth one

 
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They ae sooooo not funny

 
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Coney but fuuny my fave is the Cowboy one

 
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I luv these things!!! LOLZZZZZZZ!!!

 
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lmbo! these r my fav

 
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chees-E!!!!

 
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WOW these are so corney

 
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lmbo

 
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funny

 
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3rd comment

 
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0k...

 
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lolz FIRST COMMENT YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!