What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
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Did you hear the one about the two kids who tried to kiss in the fog?
They mist!
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Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?
Student: Mice
Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?
Student: Twins!
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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
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What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head, I’ll just hang around!
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Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Student: No, I'm having trouble listening!
29th COMMENT WOOTWOOT!!!!
it was a good movie, eh?
i had one, but they didnt put it on here. it was: Did you hear the joke that my grand father told? Never mind, you woudnt get it, it's too old.
haha thats a funny good one lol
the bucket list was a good movie
1st one and 4th one are really old... already heard them b4.
1st one is can u say STUPID~
1th one is stupid
every 1 is stupid exceppt for the coyboy one
EDWARD CULLEN <3
this time the jokes were really bad everyone go on my youtube channel www.youtube.com/OMJbroth ers plz and comment
Anonymous do u hav a youtube account if so tell me!
these r kinda lame
these suck!none are funny
not reALLY FUNNY I DONT GET IT
hahaha... no.
I don't get the sixth one
I don't get the sixth one
They ae sooooo not funny
Coney but fuuny my fave is the Cowboy one
I luv these things!!! LOLZZZZZZZ!!!
lmbo! these r my fav
chees-E!!!!
WOW these are so corney
lmbo
funny
3rd comment
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