1 year ago

The Teacher Kissed My Butt

I have probably the meanest gym teacher in the world, Mr. Hutchinson. He makes us go outside no matter the weather, even when it's super freezing.

Last week, it was a little icy, but as usual, he made us run laps outside.

Me and my friend Eugene were running so slow. And when Mr. H spotted us dragging, he ran up behind us to yell.

Except as he was running, Mr. H slipped on the ice and went flying.

Not only that, but he landed right behind me and his face hit my backside!

After all these years hatin' on Mr. H, he finally did what I always told him to do under my breath: kiss my butt!

 
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ggggggggggggggggggr

 
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lol i would have freaked lol

 
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LOL

 
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LOL!!! that's goin to bring me up a good day i hope. i've been havin luck for 6 days ina row. TOUGH!!!

 
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LOL! Gay lovers <3

 
 
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thats hilarios!!!!!!!!!!

 
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thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!

 
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HAHAHA!!!! that's funny hahaha!!!!

 
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lol see what goes around comes around and he got it!

 
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thats weird cuz a girl in my class her last name is hutchinson but i am not in Denver

 
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you know you liked it

 
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you know you liked it

 
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lol i bet all the kids call him a perv under their breath now

 
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Well, it was by accident. But OMG for that to happen in front of my friend is sorta funny, and really embarrassing at the same time. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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EWW but hahahaahah thats funny and that should be a song he kissed a butt and he liked it don't know the rest of the words and my gym teacher is like the nicest gym teacher ever :)

 
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EEEW!THAT IMBERRISING NOT EVEN MY GYM TEACHER WILL DO THAT CZ SHE IS A GIRL...........

 
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EEEW! My gym teacher is evil too! He ALWAYS makes us go outside, and he's a total perv.I'm glad to be free of him!

 
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"he kissed a butt, and he liked it!! tasted like his sweaty sweat-pants." bahaha!! xD sorry if that wasn't funny to anyone else. but i totally got a kick outta it.!

 
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HOW IS THAT EMBARRASSING?????

 
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too funny

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . .

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . .

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . .

 
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ha ha better watch what you say ian cause it ight come tru.......

 
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ASHANTI its petafile dumbass! AND HOW AWSOME I WISH MY WELLNESS TEACHER COULD KISS MY BUTT SHE MAKES US DO SOOOOOOO MUCH! LIKE JOG OUR 15 MILE PARKING LOT THAT CURVES! AND WE HAVE TO WALK BACK UP A 1000 FOOT HILL. IM NOT LYING! MY SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!

 
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ASHANTI its petafile dumbass! AND HOW AWSOME I WISH MY WELLNESS TEACHER COULD KISS MY BUTT SHE MAKES US DO SOOOOOOO MUCH! LIKE JOG OUR 15 MILE PARKING LOT THAT CURVES! AND WE HAVE TO WALK BACK UP A 1000 FOOT HILL. IM NOT LYING! MY SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!

 
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ASHANTI its petafile dumbass! AND HOW AWSOME I WISH MY WELLNESS TEACHER COULD KISS MY BUTT SHE MAKES US DO SOOOOOOO MUCH! LIKE JOG OUR 15 MILE PARKING LOT THAT CURVES! AND WE HAVE TO WALK BACK UP A 1000 FOOT HILL. IM NOT LYING! MY SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!

 
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ASHANTI its petafile dumbass! AND HOW AWSOME I WISH MY WELLNESS TEACHER COULD KISS MY BUTT SHE MAKES US DO SOOOOOOO MUCH! LIKE JOG OUR 15 MILE PARKING LOT THAT CURVES! AND WE HAVE TO WALK BACK UP A 1000 FOOT HILL. IM NOT LYING! MY SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!

 
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eeeeewwwwww!!!!!!!

 
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thats deffinitly something to remember... i would of smacked him

 
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This just came to me you go to you're princaple and him, or her that he was touchin' you. Who knows he just might be a petifile. No that was wrong, I hope I din't give anyone any tpye of weirdo idias

 
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Mr. H should get fired, making folks go out frezzing weather is a safety hazard. You should fight this! You got every write in tha world. Now I know this is wrong but I'd catch him one weekend and kick were no man wants to be kicked. Yup. and I'm a girl! Word to the wise, if any of you reads this does this, you might get detention, or worse. Be careful!!!

 
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 
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u get him fired if u wanted to, u know make this big deal of how he was hitting on u and touched your butt and stuff, it may work and u wouldnt have to deal with him anymore.

 
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I waish my teachers would do that!!!

 
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LOL! that is so freakin funny and nasty at the same time!

 
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LOL! that is so freakin funny and nasty at the same time!

 
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lol thats sorta pervy

 
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ewwwww perve i woulda been freaked out eww ur butt at least it wuznt ur front part if it wuz i would nvr come 2 skool again

 
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no i do Mr.Valentine and he isnt sweet like a box of valentine chocolates

 
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lolz thats great! ha ha ah aha ha and shut up spaghetticat that is gross

 
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shut up spaghetticat you perverted freak get out of here nasty loser

 
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lol! revenge! hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha! shut your mouth, spaghetticat!

 
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oh my god! hahahahahaahahahahahaaha

 
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lolz! revenge!!!

 
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lolz! revenge!!!

 
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2 people that said that last, i agree. go get a life spaghetticat.

 
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spagetticat is a flippin perve dude!

 
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SPAGHETTICAT, UR SO NASTY!! AND SOO NOT NICE AND SHUT UR F@#$%^(> MOUTH!!

 
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spaghetticat NEEDZ TA SHUT ^

 
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