1 year ago
The Teacher Let One Rip In Class!
Submitted by Cristina (14), from Greenwich, CT
Last year, I had this really mean math teacher named Mr. Sherman, who would give us detention if we ever made any noise during his boring lessons.Well, one day, Mr. Sherman must have had beans for lunch or something, because he seemed a little off his game.
Then, as we were taking a pop quiz, we heard a pop of a different kind.
At first, nobody knew where it was coming from. But then we heard it again: PFFFTTTTT!!!
That’s right: Mr. Sherman was farting…really loudly. And couldn’t stop!
It was so hard to keep our giggles in, but we couldn’t help it. I mean, our teacher was a human whoopee cushion!
Finally, Mr. Sherman excused himself to go to the bathroom (leaving a horrible smell behind) and we all burst out laughing.
He never gave ANYONE detention again for making noise. Not after his EXPLOSIVE display…
Serves him right for being such an old fart!
LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!!LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! LMAO!!! i'm craking up on the floor!!! omg if that happened to one of my teachers i'd be laughing so hard that i'd trip a little bit in my pants or snort.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW WWWWWWWWWWW thats hilarious
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLL OLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLOLLOLLOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha i wuld be cracking up if that happened to one of my teachers!!!
HEY MR. SHERMAN IF YOU ARE READING THIS CRISTINA IS RIGHT YOU ARE AN OLD FART!
that is so funny. i feel bad for him though cuz he was probably pretty embarresed
lmbo! maybe HE should get detention!
LMAO
nice i have one in my math class in high school
fart, fart, fart, & fart
fart, fart, fart, & fart
thats kinda sick!
that is hilarious
Like two weeks into school my math teacher Mr.Miller tought us a really weird song that he learned in seventh grade which is the grade I'm in right now and it goes like this to the right to the right farther to the right to the left to the left farther to the left when the signs are different think of subtraction and find the sign of the higher absolute value and since you may have gotten cofused when it said when the signs are different think of subtraction then find the sign of the higher absolute value it was talking about ablolute values.
HA Ha
yea he sure is a old fart!!!!
LOL!
That is mortifying!
evy i agree with u.
hahahahahahah!!! LOL ROFL OMG!! LOLOLOLOL so funny! I wish my teachers were that entertaining
LMAO!!!
rotfl!!!
LMAO good for him
LMFAO!!!!!!
lol ur teacher is a dumbass lmao
your teacher was mean but that was halarious
I feel so sorry for you!!! But u kinda got some revenge.
mr.sherman is my teacher too
OMG HAHAHA
ha ha teachers are gross
Ok
hahaha lmaoo u can use thttt agenst himm lmaoo wow
omg
Even if it's not real it's still funny!
Yea i read that comment too.. not real!!
Yea i read that comment too.. not real!!
Ya I agree with kimmy. I don't believe the comment that qwerty123456789 sent. It sounds so fake.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha. thats wut he gets for bein such a mean teacher!
lol gross
lol,
hahahahaha! was he embarressed?
wut does mortofing mean?
What happened when he walked back in...
bwahahhahaha so funny!
But how is it mortifying? For him?
oh wow, that musthave been fun
haha one time wen i was in grade 4, my teacher had to go to the washroom at recess. and so my and my friend snuck in and all we heard was.....PFFFFFTTTTTT!!! it was so loud and it was so disgusting the whole room started smelling really bad. and my friend and i couldnt help but laugh. then we run out the room cuz we didnt want to get caugh. but it was hilarious........and sooooo gross.
lol wow thats hilarious. but i would be embarassed if i was the teacher.
thats very funny gross and werid