1 year ago
The Teacher Let One Rip In Class!
Submitted by Cristina (14), from Greenwich, CT
Last year, I had this really mean math teacher named Mr. Sherman, who would give us detention if we ever made any noise during his boring lessons.Well, one day, Mr. Sherman must have had beans for lunch or something, because he seemed a little off his game.
Then, as we were taking a pop quiz, we heard a pop of a different kind.
At first, nobody knew where it was coming from. But then we heard it again: PFFFTTTTT!!!
That’s right: Mr. Sherman was farting…really loudly. And couldn’t stop!
It was so hard to keep our giggles in, but we couldn’t help it. I mean, our teacher was a human whoopee cushion!
Finally, Mr. Sherman excused himself to go to the bathroom (leaving a horrible smell behind) and we all burst out laughing.
He never gave ANYONE detention again for making noise. Not after his EXPLOSIVE display…
Serves him right for being such an old fart!
thats very funny gross and werid
My 4th garde teacher mr.cronover let us spray paint his head and we shaved his head what a bald teacher!
Whoa! I wish that happened @ my school! lol
thats funny but hows that a mortifying moment ?? >_< btw to the comment below me: i dont believe you.
my teacher farted once but his pants and boxers fell off (his boxers had dora on them) ROTFLOL
hahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!!!!!!!
lol i woulda made fun of him for the rest of the school year
How did you hold back your laugh?
thats so toattly LOL!!!!!
1 time my teacher farted in class!!!!!
i would of been the first one to giggle in the class and then the whole class would be laughing!! than the principalwould come in saying, "wheres your teaacher!! blah blah blah"we would still be laughing we cant even hear her
LOL! a teacher farting now theres something you dont smell in the morning
HAHA. thats hilarious. i would have been ROTFL.
That is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fat teachers make the worst farts
tee hee
awsome that must have been intresting
when my teacher farts,its a moment you will never forget
best fart story eva
when my teacher farts, duck and cover!!!
you are not the only one who has a farting teacher,sista!
for realy?
that is the funniest story i eva heard! seriously
coolio
my favorite story!
LOL! OMG! When my teacher farts,its like an earthquake
THAT IS SOOO FUNNY! I sorta had that happen once. One time, I had a REALLY fat teacher. One day in class, she let one rip! It was soooooooooo loud! The room actually shook! My friends and i laughed about it at recess.
wow say hello karma. Tht is truely funny
PU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! YOUR 'TEACH IS A HUMAN WHOOPEE CUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
OMG!!! to funny! i would tease him for the rest of the year!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL I AM SO HAPPY FOR U!!!
hahahaha I hope that happens 2 all mean teachers
wow that sooo stupid omg wow thats stupid i feel so sorry for u but it funny what your teacher did it mad me lol like a lot oh ya and thats stupid omg i feel sorry for your teacher but its funny!
THATS HILARIOUS
omg if my teacher would do that me and my friends would probably just laugh for the rest of that period i dont no
omg if my teacher would do that me and my friends would probably just laugh for the rest of that period i dont no
omg if my teacher would do that me and my friends would probably just laugh for the rest of that period i dont no
he deserves it 4 being so mean to the class!
omg
omg
THAT IS SO IMBARISING.
i had a male teacher and he wasn't that bad
funny
i feel bad for thw guy!!!!!!!!
i just got my 1 male teacher named mr. casdiy hes a really cool teacher and theres only 2 male teachers in my entire school theres more male teacher aids but only 2 male teachers i love to run track and he used to be a long distinc runer so its really cool
i had a male teacher that would walk by us when were doing our work and would do deadly silent farts thats when i was in 4th grade like. that was like 3yrs ago. celeste lkd.
oh! i feel bad for u! but thats sooo cool
that is so funny it got right back at him!
Ahha Hilarious