1 year ago
The Teacher Let One Rip In Class!
Submitted by Cristina (14), from Greenwich, CT
Last year, I had this really mean math teacher named Mr. Sherman, who would give us detention if we ever made any noise during his boring lessons.Well, one day, Mr. Sherman must have had beans for lunch or something, because he seemed a little off his game.
Then, as we were taking a pop quiz, we heard a pop of a different kind.
At first, nobody knew where it was coming from. But then we heard it again: PFFFTTTTT!!!
That’s right: Mr. Sherman was farting…really loudly. And couldn’t stop!
It was so hard to keep our giggles in, but we couldn’t help it. I mean, our teacher was a human whoopee cushion!
Finally, Mr. Sherman excused himself to go to the bathroom (leaving a horrible smell behind) and we all burst out laughing.
He never gave ANYONE detention again for making noise. Not after his EXPLOSIVE display…
Serves him right for being such an old fart!
i would retire lol
lmaoooo.
lmao
omg tht must have been nasty
whoa! if i was u i would hav said SOMEONE CUTTED THE CHEESE!ewww!my teacher is funny he burps and then blames it on my friend natalia! its so funny and then he tells her to say excuse me! and she says excuse me!lol! but my teacher never FARTED!
i feel bad for the guy
i feel bad for the guy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HILA RIOUS
HAHA! UR TEACHER MUST HAVE BEEN VERY EMBARRASED! AND U PROBABLY SUFFERED 4OM TNHE AWFUL SMELL!
That Was Hilarious!!! ; )
OMG lol!! thats soo funny and gross
OMG lol!! thats soo funny and gross
OMFG ROTFL LMFAO SO FUNNY
OMFG ROTFL LMFAO SO FUNNY
omg gross
is that fart or what.
eww ha
Haha, that's pretty funny!!
soo funny!
HAHA!! grosssss...
omg...gross..but funny..lol
ha ha thats so funny he soo diserved that...lol
gross hes dirty
yeah..thats not really funny. i live with my older brother and my father. you're gonna have to do better than this. thanks.
yeah..thats not really funny. i live with my older brother and my father. you're gonna have to do better than this. thanks.
dat is so crazy
that is hilarious!=D
dats nasty but dats what he get
my teach did that the swore
That is a really funny story!! But a teacher who gives you DT just for making a noise?? What if you have a squeeky chair or something!? Ha he got what was coming to him
LOL. Our teacher did the same thing. She just stood up and said "Im going to be gone for a while" and we knew at the moment..
HAHAHAHAHA...dats a really big funny..
I love the word OLD FART! YOUR AN OLD FART! Alright I am done. Oh, and the story was funny too! :^)
gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I WISH THAT WERE 2 HAPPEN TO MY TEACH....THAT WOULD BE HILAROUS!!!!
OMG. that is hilarious! though i geel rly bad for u for having to smell that lolz nicole,14
wow! if that my mean english teacher i would be laughing my butt off!
omg lol
the one about mr.sherman was hilarios,but when miranda got caught smooching her bear,that was lol!
that must have been so funny. we've hear d about kids farting in class but never teachers! LOL!
tht is pretty cool
im mr.sherman .......... you all have detention now!!!!!!!!
WOW!
whoa! tht is so funny! he learned his lesson!
omg thats sssoooo gross butt its also soooo cooolll!!!!!! wwwwwooooooooo ggoo FARTS
Funny!=-)
Hahahaha that is soo funny man bcuz a teacher?farting that is so funny!!!! i would've burst out laughing right away lol
lol. that is SO funny. But so gross at the same time ya know?
One Time my teacher burbed I swear it was for 2 min.