1 year ago
Name: Mrs. Dykewater
Subject: 7th grade History
Biggest crime: Just assigned a paper on Halloween that was due the next day!
Favorite saying: "Is there something you’d like to share with the class?"
Total detentions given out this year: 7
Hates: People who chew gum; JoBros photos on textbooks
Eyewitness report: "So this one time I came in live five seconds late to class and Mrs. Dykewater yells at me. That’s when I saw she had a booger up her nose. So I laughed! Then she sent me to the principal’s office. So unfair!"
WHAT’S YOUR VERDICT: Is Mrs. Dykewater guilty of being a TOTAL buttface?
ok so theres this teacher at my school whos like 70 years old and so on the last day of school of our last year (this year YAY!!) my best guy friend is going to go up to her as soon as the bell rings when the day is over and hes going to say sorry we dont allow dinosaurs at this school and then he is going to run as fast as possible to his bus! lol
i agree with u anonymous
she is more than a buttface she is a bee-och face too
ugh that freakish woman look like mi 6th grade pre algebra teacher....three words old, cranky, and scary wait one more thing, thinks that students are pathetic, yess somebody neeeds to push that lady off a cliff
the lady in the pic looks like my teacher
No more booger jokes please!
u guys do know these teacher things are fake,right?
u guys do know these teacher things are fake,right?
LOL
ha
wow
ya it looks her butt is on her face she is totes so ugly and is as wrinkles as elaphants ass
book i meant
i sit next to a gay kid in homeroom.he is the most annoying kid EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HATE HIM!!!!he never knows what the homework from the last night was, never has it, and is really just.....me and my friend never tell him what the homework was so he stresses.Anyway,1 time we had a really nice girl sub and me and my friend were doing that and he hit me in the head with a bokk when i had my back turned.me and my friend wanted to get him in trouble so we told the sub.she was like"DO YOU WANT TO GET DETENTIONS FOR DOING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !" he was like "but she does" the sub looked at me so i pretended to almost cry and said no i dont and my friend said no she doesnt! the sub was ticked at him!!!!!
mrs.djdanger: Your finger. DUR everyone learned that in like grade 1
i agree with Marysa_loves_ed all the way!
OMG HAHAHAHA MRS DYKE!!!!!!!!111 XD!!
OMG she hates the JoBros and I HATE her !!!! :D
lady gaga i think that one cheesy joke was enough
i agree with cheerios but i do have a good nose joke. What do u find in a clean nose?
ya
LadyGagga those aren't funny.....AT ALL
ok. uhh lady gaga? one cheesy booger joke is enough. 3 is just wayyyy too much for one comment.
One of my teachers (Mrs. Carson) said she'd give a detention to a kid in my class just becasue he was annoying.
OMG a booger??? That snot profeshional. I bet she is thinking: "wanna boogie?". I wonder is she nose that people hate her...
o candy and ur not?
how would u know theyre gay, if they are they wouldnt ever tell u becuz of the way u people react to it! u guyz are so american...
ME TOO!! GET OUT OF THAT FANTASY LAND WHERE A JOBRO IS GONNA SWEEP U OFF UR FEET!! MAGICAL LAND!!
ME TOO!! GET OUT OF THAT FANTASY LAND WHERE A JOBRO IS GONNA SWEEP U OFF UR FEET!! MAGICAL LAND!!
teehee!! rite on Marysa_loves_ed!!! lmfao i totaly agree wit her!!!looool
Every single one of these involves the Jonas Brothers, and FYI they suck . Stop obsessing over gaay weirdos and come back to a magical land called reality .
this is getting really cheesy and lame. why is this website obsessed with the "Jobros" or other people? Dont get me wrong i like celebs too. just..this is freakky..every teacher-crime story had a celeb related hate its soo cheesy.
hell ya shes a butt face
Chik-who-luvz-JB ur sooo stupid for putting ur first AND last name on here!!!!
my teacher Mr.Burke is like that !!!! he hates it when he sees twilight books and he told me to get rid of "the morib book" !!! WTF twilght is a romance for the love of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea!
hmm...YES!!!
ok now this sounds a little awkward...maybe i was wrong about this a month ago...
: Is Mrs. Dykewater is a TOTAL buttface?
omg she sent u to the office for laughing. thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard other than the fact my sister got a detention for not having a glue stick
geez... thats kinda like a nutcase! If i am ever a teacher (which I will never) BUT IF I HAD TO BE A TEACHER I would never give out homework on ANY holiday.
to anonymous, u sound like a total kindergardener!!! GROW UP AND GET SOME BETTER INSULTS!!!!!
WAIT!!! wasn't halloween on a friday this year????
that's so retarded that she assined homework on halloween... doesn't she know that most of us will be out trick-or-treating til at least 10???
wow thats sooo stupid you could do way better you stupid face!!!!!
GUILTY!!
I'm Mad she hates the JoBros :-/
i have the same kind of teacher but her name was mrs sammon.
guilty but not as bad as my english teach
OMG! Her face looks like a zombie!