Is There A Sign That Someone's Crushin' On You?

WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 22 - SEPTEMBER 29

 

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19: Planet Mars is urging you to take some chances this week. So why not finally ask that cutie who keeps passing your locker every day? Or let out that fart, hoping that no one will know it's you?

 

 

 

APRIL 20 - MAY 20
: You're, like, super organized, which is great. But it wouldn't hurt to loosen up a bit. If you can stand it, sprinkle some dirt around your room (stale pizza? smelly laundry?), just to mix things up. A little mess never hurt anybody!

 

 

MAY 21 - JUNE 21: Our crystal ball hints that there will be a big reward this week for your patience. So instead of chasing around that bratty sibling who put jello in your underwear, take a deep breath and get into a Zen state of mind. THEN you can give them a wedgie.

 

 

 

JUNE 22 - JULY 22: A shift in the planets means your love life will be all shook up — in a good way, though! Be sure to get your flirt on big time. (Oh yeah, and always carry around some mints. You never know when there's a surprise smooch coming your way!)      JULY 23 - AUGUST 22: You're very mysterious sometimes, which makes you THAT much more attractive. This week, you should continue to leave people guessing ("I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100..."), but don't be afraid to let someone glimpse the real you (especially if they look like Joe Jonas).      AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22
: Spontaneous and unpredictable: That's you! We'd try to predict what's gonna happen this week, but that would only drag you down. You're like an iPod shuffle...ya never know what's coming next, but you know it'll freakin' rock.      SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23
: Ah, life's finally getting some balance for even-keeled Libras like yourself. Be sure to mix in play with work. And when in doubt, go with "play" more often!       OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 21
: Your stomach has been turning lately. Bad sushi? No: It means your crush is going to ask you out. Try to keep those nerves at bay…or take some Pepto!        NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21: You’re totally rocking out with energy, so start a band! Or, if that sounds like too much work, just play Rock Band 2.        DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19
: You have a surprise coming your way: Our psychic mind says it's tix to an awesome concert coming into town and not a bad surprise like floaters left in the toilet!        JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18: People always say money can’t buy you happiness, but it sure can't hurt! Expect a big influx of moolah soon.         FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20: You've been waiting for someone to make a decision. But that could take all day! Maybe it's time to make it for them. I mean, they trust your judgment, right? (Famous last words.)