2 years ago

They Dissed My Kiss

On the night of my buddy Jim’s sleepover, we snuck over next door to this girl Beth’s house to play Truth or Dare. I was so psyched, because the last time we went over there, I got to kiss this hot girl Sarah as a Dare.

This time, I felt a little unprepared for another makeout session, having eaten six tacos at Taco Bell.

When Sarah's turn came up, she chose Dare — and her friend told her to kiss me again! Even though I wasn't exactly feeling confident, I went in for yet another smooch.

It was so awesome! That is, until she gave her verdict: "He tastes like a bowl of old chili." Oh well. At least I got some action.

 
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79570

 
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i can eat 6 tacos. they rnt big

 
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6 tacos!!

 
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how could u eat 6 tacos no offense anyway

 
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Totally awesome dude 6TACOS! I'm a girl and all but still 6! You crazy man.

 
 
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EEEW! 6 TACOS??? YOU ARE INSANE, DUDE!

 
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EEEW! 6 TACOS??? YOU ARE INSANE, DUDE!

 
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EEEW! 6 TACOS??? YOU ARE INSANE, DUDE!

 
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EEEW! 6 TACOS??? YOU ARE INSANE, DUDE!

 
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EEEW! 6 TACOS??? YOU ARE INSANE, DUDE!

 
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EEEW! 6 TACOS??? YOU ARE INSANE, DUDE!

 
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oh my, how can boys eat so much?!

 
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me too No seriously il puke on U !!!!!!!!!!!!1

 
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i can bearly eat 2!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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i can bearly eat 2!!!!!!! LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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I hate taco bell.I would so gag.U sure can pack it away!

 
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WOW. lol. always bring a pack of breath mints wit ya dude.

 
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I can eat 2!! LOL!

 
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eww

 
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lol

 
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lol uhm.. glad u got some action..?

 
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why you callin him fatty? gosh i can eat like 4 tacos & IM PRETTY DARN SKINNY!!!

 
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Lol aww. Maybe u could have had breath mints or minty gum before? xD

 
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haha wow, six? :P i can only eat three at the most. anyways, you're a guy, so you'd be able to eat alot more than me, or any other girls on here that are saying you're a fatty :P haha, well, umm... that really sucks that your "kiss got dissed". hope your next one is better :P

 
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six?! i dont even eat 2! fatty

 
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holy shit how did u eat six? i can only ever eat one

 
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lolz

 
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lolz

 
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lolz

 
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lolz

 
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lolz

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY ON AMERICAN IDOL!

 
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OMG!! your soooo greedy!! who eats SIX TACOS dude your fatter than a cow EVERYONE VOTE DANNY GOKEY/KRIS ALLEN/MATT GIRAUD/ADAM LAMBERT ON IDOL!

 
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thats not so bad atleast you didnt puke on her :S

 
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omg thats funny

 
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HOW DID YOU EAT SIX TACOS??????????????? My friend dared me to eat four before and OMG I only managed half!!!

 
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i agree with anonymous

 
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lool

 
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its called BRUSHING YOUR TEETH or CHEWING GUM or RINCING YOUR MOUTH OUT!!! then u wount taste like old chilli... eww

 
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