1 year ago

The Tissue Trick

Ah choo! Looks like you got a nasty cold on the day of the big test. Good thing you've brought along a trusty some trusty tissues...with a little surprise that is sure to relieve brain freeze.

What you’ll need: A good fake illness and some pocket Kleenex (make sure they're booger free!)

What you do: On the day of the test pretend to have a really bad cold. Oh, come on, you're a good actor, right? Some suggestions on how to pull it off: a little sniffling, maybe a phony cough or two...wheezing is a plus. Hopefully the teacher will buy it! Before the test, slip a little cheat sheet into a package of pocket Kleenex. Then, every time you need some help during the exam, go for a tissue and all the sinus-clearing answers will be right there. Just don't blow your nose on them.

Escape plan: If the teacher asks what you're reading while you're sneezing, just offer to give her a snotty rag. She'll mind her own business!

 
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good one but it would be easy to get caught readin i thing the sticky notes behind the toliet one is better

 
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yo i did that it waz sikk!! =D loll

 
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thts not how u right dum its dumb

 
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dum would never work no efence

 
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hehe..might have worked if i read it b4 my exams got over :P !

 

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SCHOOL SUCKS

 
 
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yes finaly someone who doesnt care if we cheat but wait...... arent u supposed to tell us not to cheat

 
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yes finaly someone who doesnt care if we cheat but wait...... arent u supposed to tell us not to cheat

 
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OMG! Hello? Your supposed to tell us NOT to cheat.

 
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wow so they're telling us to cheat in school?thats GREAT!*sarcasm*

 
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL olol

 
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lol

 
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omg arent parents supposed to like help students NOT cheat

 
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lol that was funny but trust me do not try this... the teacher actually will look if they notice ur blowing ur nose after every answer

 
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stupid. what if she askes to see what your reading!! oh!!! retards.

 
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THATS BAD!!!!! BUT AWSOME AT THE SAME TIME!!!

 
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kool what i do is write the answers on my lion erasers ..lolz..

 
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i just talk to my firends

 
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u trying to tell us to be a cheater?

 
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i know another trick. heres what u do: take a teeny can of silly string, and hide it in some tissues. then go 2 someone u hate and 'sneeze' and spray away!

 
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im a bad actor and some of my tezchers would probably figured out wat im doing

 
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cheerios- u rite down things tht would prob be on the test! or make up or own test answers!!! and just rite important stuff down like vocab or formulas for math.

 
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ammm....not wth my teacherss...

 
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Hw o youknow the answers? How do you even know whatquestions are on the test?!

 
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This stuff is good but people kan get into trouble then wen they explain wut happened and they make there teacher get on this website 2 c kids will be banned from this website and skools will wanna shut this website down.

 
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i dontwanna gettin trouble

 
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were allowed to use calculators in math so we just write the stuff on the back of the calculator or on the inside of it in sharpie and then scrub it off later!

 
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The girl in the picture looks kinda like Alison Stoner.

 
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Thats cheating and i don't cheat! >:P

 
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wow thats a good idea but is not good to cheat on a test but very cool sugestion

 
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in class.. my friend got caught and now the teacher checks our palms b4 the tests.. lol

 
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Achoo!

 
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uh..jeez..i really got a bad cold...

 
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lol. good one. i should do that in math

 
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sorry i mean drama geek 911

 
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what did drama q-qu-queen 911 say that made u all agree? oh i know its that that trick is really stupid. just look over your shoulder and wah rala!! theres your answers. :]] i do it all the time, no worries. ps its rite to cheat but if u relly need better grades sumtims u have to...

 
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i agree with K.AlinaRox who agrees with Demi_rock-on who agrees with tatertots7 who agrees with missunderstood who agrees with drama geek 911

 
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i agree with Demi_rock_on who agrees with tatertots7 who agrees with missunderstood who agrees with Drama_Geek_911

 
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i agree with tatertots7 who agrees with missunderstood who agrees with drama_geek_911

 
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i agree with missunderstood who agrees with drama geek 911

 
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i agree with Drama_Geek_911

 
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I love it!

 
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that is a gud one!

 
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lol achoo the answer is A *cough*the anwser is D

 
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that one is messed. Won't people notice if ur staring at your kleenex for a while?

 
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achoo o the anser s b

 
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I should sooo try that

 
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thats a funny idea, i wish it would work though

 
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thats a good 1

 
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i am sooo using that

 
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LMAO eww that would totally work tho

 
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