3 months ago

Twilight Banned Down In Australia!

Guess some people think koalas are cuter than Cullens.
 
A number of junior high schools in Australia have done the unthinkable and banned the Twilight novels from their schools: Meaning they're not in the library, and kids can't even bring their own copies to school!
 
Why would they do such a thing?
 
One teacher said: "We wanted to make sure they realise it's fictitious and ensure they don't have a wrong grasp on reality."
 
Right, because we all think Edward is real and there are werewolves and immortal vampires. Ha! Not.

Wake up, you dingo-loving fun haters! Twilight is the best book series ever, and not letting your kids read it is totally lame!
 
Hey Twihards, let's send a message Down Under: use the comment section as a petition, and we'll pass it along to the Twihateration Nation! (You can also log in and click "Send To Ur Friends")

PS. We love all Australians, we just think the Twilight book banners are dopes. For our Australian 4TNZers, we LOVE YOU!

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Titanic owns all.

 
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GOSH!! I WISH MY SCHOOL WAS LIKE THIS. FRICK TWILIGHT! LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER!!

 
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wtf why would they ban the twilight books they r like the only good books around i think the teachers r just jealous b/c they read boring books and they just want to torture us and read the books themselves just to seem cool

 
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I can understand, why they banned this book.

 
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R U SERIOUS?? WTF?!??! THATS STOOPID! PPL ARENT THAT DUMB TO THINK THAT THINGS LIKE THIS CAN HAPPEN. ITS A BOOK! OMG!

 
 
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really how could they ban twilight

 
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Are u serious?! Far out Australia. Wonder where it was...? Probly over states... There a bit mental there : P

 
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You are crazy in Australia mate?! that is absurd. Twilight is the best thing that ever happened to me. I might be a little obsessed (Edward Cullen What) ANyways, you are crazy not to let them read twilight! Idiots!

 
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hey..... i have glasses and i still hate it!!

 
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That is not right.I watch the Twilight movie every day and very excited for New Moon to come out.Anyone who hates Twilight and the Twilight series need glasses badly.Its just not right.

 
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YES I AM PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN!!!!! I'm sorry to tell you dear person who wrote this but its more to the fact school don't want their students bashed or hurt because they hate that stinking book.And theya re children! children don't know teh difference between fact and fiction in books. Have you ever seen a kid get punched in the face because they were playing pretend TMNT or Sailor moon and say "But I was Sailor Moon it's not my fault."

 
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This is great! Go Aussies.

 
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WHOO go austrailia! that's right! if those kids wanna read some crappy book then they can do it on their own time, and not in school! that book doesn't teach u anything

 
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...hey! what ya trying to suggest?! edward IS real! : -D

 
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hahaahha thats the most stupid reason i ever read!!!

 
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If the kids can't figure out it's fiction, they have got a lot more problems than simply banning a book will fix.

 
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ok that really suks that some skwls have band it but wats the big deal u can still read it after skwl anyway how reads at skwl

 
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I'm an Aussie who thinks this move by a select few schools was pathetic...my 15 year old neighbor and I had a race to see who could finish all four books first. Where I live the book hasn't been banned in schools so there was a bit too much hype on the subject for nothing really.

 
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twilight is a cure for bordome!! not reading or waching twilight is a very big mistake!!

 
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Why is everyone making it sound like ALL Australians hate Twilight, ALL Australians have banned the books??? It is like 10 schools in the WHOLE of Australia that have done it. Do you know how many schools there are in Australia? I am Australian and I don't appriciate people saying we are lame, weird and all this stuff.

 
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plus,wat the hell is a dope?!i dont even think that's a word!u all need to stop with ur retarded childish 'insults'

 
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UMM MAYBE U SHOULD USE UR BRAIN TAYCULLEN!!! SOMEONE HERE ALREADY LEFT A COMMENT SAYING THAT THE TWILIGHT BOOK WAS BANNED FROM ONLY 3 PRIMARY SKOOLS!!!AND TWILIGHT IS NOT THE BEST BOOK EVER,SO QUIT UR FRIGGIN LYING AND BRAGGIN GOSH!!!!USE UR FRICKEN BRAINS,NO WONDER 4TNZ IS LOSING FANS!!!!

 
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DAYMMMN!!!!! pplz, use ur head.. thats why u have brains.. USE EM!!! its sooo dang stupid that they r banning them from schools!!!:( daymmmn.. THEY SHOULD GET FIRED!!!!:D

 
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thats torture!!!!!

 
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I don't care about Twilight. I would die without HP!

 
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U guys r dumb its just a book that's really good dats it bannind da books is just dumd

 
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OMFG WHY why would you do such a thing. It sucks knowing that not only that i constantly am getting tormented every single day because i love twilight it's a brilliant saga.& i'm sick of the schools banning twilight for just the lamest reasons it sickens me!!!!

 
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WOW. if i lived in the down under i wuld die! without Twilight!!!

 
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THE TWILIGHT SAGA ARE THE BESTS BOOK EVER HOW CAN'T YOU LET THEM READ TWILIGHT LET THEM READ THE TWILIGHT SAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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LTE THEM READ TWILIGHT

 
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it's just that they cant see children havin a nice time.DOPES

 
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that is so stupid for banning students to read twilight series..I have read the whole series and there is nothing bad about it...

 
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I Bet the teachers havent even read all the books!

 
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banning it from our schools isn't going to help, like were going to follow there stupid rules

 
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This is really stupid of schools banning the Twilight series.First they tell you to read a book.And we finally read a book that we like.They take it away from us for having a good time.And at least all of my english teachers recommend the Twilight series for fluency.And ever since I read the books.I have at least an A on english.

 
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bannin twilight? cum on!!! get da wrng grasp on reality? plz!!! although de r tyms dat we wish sum of da stuf dat is written wre true, we knw its fictious. i mean da author got da idea 4rm a DREAM!!! stop deprivin da kidz mate!! i meam..blimey!

 
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Look everyone, us Australians think it's as silly as you all do. But the fact is, these schools can do whatever they want and they shouldn't have to be criticized by other young adults who do not even live in our country. Our teachers are not dumb, they know what the series is about and the REALITY of it is, some children do get caught up in it and they can still read them at home? School is for learning, not Twilight. I do love the series and have read it over and over again but I think that a petition is very unnecessary. If you don't live in Australia and don't go to those schools, is it even your problem? Think about that.

 
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omg i cant get over that...im an aussie girl who would be lost without those books lol...those teachers need to give it a try at least...c'mon aussies!!!!

 
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they're obviously not teaching the kids properly if they are scared that they won't know reality from fiction, but they'll make them watch the re-make of romeo and juliet because thats "educational", ye it teach's them how to use guns an commit suicide!!

 
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wow the world can be so doped up on crack sometimes.......

 
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what?!? the twilight novels are awesome the skool is stupid then neeed to learn that their kids arent stupid

 
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Come now get a grip...We are a little smarter than that. Everyone knows that it's fiction. We just like the characters we all wish for someone to love us that much. That's what makes the books so great.

 
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wow... thats crazy and dumb... Its a book we all no its not real but who doesn't wanna live in fanasty sometimes... Teachers need to realize that not everyone believes everything... even if they once did!

 
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I bet you those teachers dont even know half the things that happens in the series.

 
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Really, banning that is stupid. :/

 
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Can someone pls tell that TEACHERS that the kids do have a little more intellegence than that, some of us know the differece between reallity and TWILIGHT!!! australian teachers SUCK

 
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saying twilight is the best is too far. lol. i think we should blame those who determined whether the book is for young adults or kids. i think sex education shld start earlier and twilight can be a good tool.

 
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They might as well ban Harry Potter while they're at it, bloody (no pun on that) idiots!

 
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OMG HOW IDIOTIC DO THE TEACHERS THINK THEIR STUDENTS ARE? WHAT NEXT? ARE THE GOING TO BAN A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM?

 
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what the hell is wrong with juniors in high school! twilight is the best book in the whole wide world!!! they cant just ban it!! morons!! but i do love Australia!!

 
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