Okay, we want to be bitten by Edward Cullen, not the kid who sits next to us in math class!
In the news today is the story of a 13-year old kid who allegedly went around biting people at a middle school in Des Moines, Iowa.
The unnamed assailant (no, that's NOT him in the pic next to R-Patz) reportedly sunk his teeth into 11 fellow students over the course of a month — including munching the hand of a girl at a track meet on March 13 — before he was referred to juvenile corrections.
And why did he do it? His dad said that the boy didn't mean any harm - he was just inspired by Twilight!
C'mon now! When vampires bite people, they too become vampires. When a human bites people, they just get teeth marks and an infection!
But this isn't the only crazy thing people have done because of the Twilight saga. Here are some other stupid vampire-inspired actions that are just plain insane:
- Spending entire day in freezer to have skin as cold as Edward.
- Avoiding meals cuz vampires ain't got no appetite.
- Driving really super fast. It won't win you Bella - it'll just get you a ticket!
- Getting that pale "Cullen" look by staying away from the sun. For a year.
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okay, ive done the 'no-eating' one, but that was generally cuz i lost my appetite. :P
hahahahahaha thats so stupid!!!!! i dot need a fridge to be that cold! i just need A/C ;D lol
ive done most of those things... k all of them
that is so stupid im gonna regret saying this but there bloody not real save it for the cullens!! stop not eating u will DIE and no u wont become a vampire
hahahaha the kid goes to my school, he bit my bestfriend. it was great
I DID THE FIRST 2 AND HAVENT EATN ANYTHING IN 3 DAYS
I DID THE FIRST 2 AND HAVENT EATN ANYTHING IN3 DAYS
if hes so gay why you looking at him
i agree with Akdbls.
Dear,Mrs.Mitchel_Musso, W hat are you doing on Twilight stuff, since you hate it so much??
ok, I can't believe that anyone would get into the fridge. that's insane. but I have to admit I really never go out to the sun. but i still don't have that Cullen pale look.and I meant not only for one year.....
ROB IS A FAG! AND HES UGLY GUYS U KNOW HOW IN MAGS HE SAYS STUFF LIKE "I NEED LOVE REALLY I DO" HE S A REATARD HE DOSENT GET LOVE CUZ HES GAY!
That's creepy, haha, staying away from the sun for a year!!, I mean, they are really crazy! You are risking your life! Being in a freezer for a day!! Oh, man, I'm gonna have a nightmare...
I LOve twilight but thats wrong.
Plz visit/ join my website i wuld b grateful it is: www.twilight-n-more.w ebs.com
little creepy.. but the no eating thing I can see, because after I finished the books I had less of an appetite...
I totaly LOVE Twilight but that's just creepy
k i love twilight but that is just phyco like seriously ppl do you think that is all in real life its just a fiction story!!! - too bad it wasnt real though ahaha
i love twilight but come on! thats psycho!
Wow that's bad. People can get pretty crazy over Twilight! I do agree that's it's an awesome book series and movie but c'mon!
people are so stupid and ruin good things like Twilight because of their stupid actions!
wow that kid is stupid but I LOVE TWILIGHT AND EDWARD/ROBERT
He is absolutly CRAZYYY!!!!!!!
are these people nuts? twilight is a BOOK! it's not real life!
weirdo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! psycho
what a psyco kid!
psyco kid
i did them (except the biting coz im not a cullen YET!!!!!)
wow freak*),,,,,......!!!!!!! !!!!! ^^ _-
wow. i know people (my friends, my teachers, my parents, my boyfriend) all say im obsessed with twilight and edward... but i would never do any of those things... that's just too much!
who wouldnt want 2 b a vamp? but seriously...2 far
who wouldnt want 2 b a vamp? but seriously...2 far
thats just retarded
that kid should be expelled 4om school
that kid should be expelled 4om school
i have to admit but i also sunk my teeth.. but to myself only.. my only wrist.. and it was bleeding the 2nd time i tried to bite it... i was stupid.. but i never regretted it! ü
how can that be true!iwould never do that!
i love twilight, but those peeps are obsessive-compulsive
I love the movie "twilight" but to the extreme! Let's all calm down. Though I do really like R-Pattz(but not to the extreme)
ok werdios i love twilight but no that much
Twilight is rather horrible anyways. Why don't we all ignore it?
WAY TO FAR FOR LOVING TWILIGHT! ~stupid~
i would hurt that kid if he bit me!!!! no i would spray him with pepper spray.
wth wth wth wth. u relize how not tre this damn thing is??? all thesee things r just ppl hoo hav no life or coincidents. now that dad who said that. bet he got no clue. ok. STOP BLAMING THINGS ON TWILIGHT!!!
that is crazy wat the hell was that fool thinkin someone please tell me! i wish that fool did bite me he would have sumin comin for his lil ass
that's just stupid.
p.s i love twilight
thats just creepy he shold stop readin twilight books and go get some friends
these people are all idiots to be doing that just from Twilight
ok...that was really wierd does he actually think he's a vampire or is he really just crazy whatever the reason was he's still wierd