3 years ago

"Twilight" Contact Lenses Sell DVDs

British. Beautiful. With Golden Eyes. Sounds like Robert Pattinson, no?

Well, get ready, because there are about to be a whole lot more. The company that is releasing the Twilight DVD in England (yep, the same ones who took Rob-bites out of the DVD case!) is hiring models to wear golden contacts with the words Twilight DVD on them.

Those Cullen look-alikes will wander around London and dazzle people into buying the film when it comes out.

Right, because people realllly need a creepy guy staring at them in order to buy the film. Hello!

If we were in charge of the DVD sales (hey, don't laugh, we're in charge of taking care of our hamster, and he's doing just fine!) we would have much better gimmicks:

- People stand in freezers for three hours, then wander around the city touching people with their freezing skin until they buy the DVD

- Silver Volvos speeding all over the city, chasing people to the DVD store.

- Leave an actor "bleeding" in the street. When people call for help, an ambulance filled with DVD for sale would show up. What, too gross?