8 months ago

"Twilight" Contact Lenses Sell DVDs

British. Beautiful. With Golden Eyes. Sounds like Robert Pattinson, no?

Well, get ready, because there are about to be a whole lot more. The company that is releasing the Twilight DVD in England (yep, the same ones who took Rob-bites out of the DVD case!) is hiring models to wear golden contacts with the words Twilight DVD on them.

Those Cullen look-alikes will wander around London and dazzle people into buying the film when it comes out.

Right, because people realllly need a creepy guy staring at them in order to buy the film. Hello!

If we were in charge of the DVD sales (hey, don't laugh, we're in charge of taking care of our hamster, and he's doing just fine!) we would have much better gimmicks:

- People stand in freezers for three hours, then wander around the city touching people with their freezing skin until they buy the DVD

- Silver Volvos speeding all over the city, chasing people to the DVD store.

- Leave an actor "bleeding" in the street. When people call for help, an ambulance filled with DVD for sale would show up. What, too gross?

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that is alsome

 
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that is sooo cool!

 
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super freaky and creepy and weird and odd

 
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thats to funny!!

 
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aww the sound got copyrighted anyway Cool!

 
 
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haha, that looks pretty cool!

 
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shoot thats creepy

 
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me too lmao x

 
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me too lmao x

 
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I Like The Contacts But,I would like them better if they didnt have words in them =P

 
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Haha the vid is so funny!!! I LUV 4tnz's Ideas they're halarious.

 
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eye infection! dude,it looks horrible!

 
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Those contacts need less black in them because right now they look like the guy has an eye infection. That's just my opinion.

 
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i love ur 4tnz ideas there funny 4tnz cracks me up

 
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where do u get the contacts

 
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lmfao the second girl being bitten by the model was like in heaven if you see her face shes like all sighhhh. *dream face ON!*

 
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lol i like 4tnz's ideas.

 
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nice contacts i want them

 
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go gold!

 
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wouldent they have trouble seeing? i really want gold contacts

 
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wouldent they have trouble seeing? i really want gold contacts

 
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and the dude in the picture has a big nose

 
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and i like the first and second ideas. those r funny.

 
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um.. cool? but they should make them for us. they have them in this one store that my older sister goes into and she says that they have good vampire and bad vampire contacts. but im not allowed to go in the store cuz its an 'older ppl' store if u know what i mean.

 
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i wanna try out

 
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EWWWWW!!!!!!! THEY BIT RANDOM PEOPLE!!!!!

 
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dang i wish they were making the contcacts 4 us sry about spelling

 
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Thats normal for england.... NOT!!!!

 
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well thats completely normal!!!

 
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weird!!!!! That is sorta gross 2

 
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wow! that's sooooo...weird!

 
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freakyy !!

 
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that is crazy. what's w/ those english folks + their major obsession w/ twilight? but to be honest, i would love to have a pair of them contacts

 
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CREEPY dunt get me wrong i luv luv twilight and i have read all the books and seen the movie in theaters like 10 times but creepy

 
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W-O-W just WOW

 
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nice!!! i would wear those contacts if i have those!!

 
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How the crap are you supposed to see with writing on the front?

 
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those contacts look bad.there better ones on vampfangs.com

 
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i would never do that and i am in love wit twilight u name it if it has to do wit twilight i have it but thats just stupid

 
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THAT IS SOOO COOL!

 
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do they sell they i want to get one right now or steal them lol

 
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do they sell they i want to get one right now or steal them lol

 
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do they sell they i want to get one right now or steal them lol

 
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do they sell they i want to get one right now or steal them lol

 
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weird. id only buy twilight from edward him self.

 
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...... freakin wannabes

 
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wow that is awesome and kinda creepy but still cool

 
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i want a pair they r flippin sweet

 
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creepyyyyy

 
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OMG i need one or ill die

 
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