3 weeks ago

Twilight Restaurant Coming to Forks!

Waiter, there's blood orange in our juice!

As if you needed another reason to head over to Forks, WA, grab your dinner forks — a Twilight-themed restaurant is coming to town!

It's called Volterra and it's set to open sometime next year, with owners Annette and Tim Root aiming for a family restaurant. And while they do have some competition in the local concert venue, the Twilight Lounge, we think there'll be enough business to go around from those thousands of Twihard tourists.

Will all the Edward-themed dishes be vegetarian? No doubt Jacob Black's will be the beefiest!

Just be sure to stay on the roads: The Forks Chamber of Commerce says thousands of visitors come asking questions "such as whether it's safe to go camping with the vampire problems in the area."

Getting attacked by a Cullen? Yeah, that'd be terrifying... ly awesome!
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ps ahahahah image i stormed off

 
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ps ahahahah image i stormed off

 
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thats really messed up Pastaroni97. i have delt with alot of racist smuck cause im black and live in a very very raicst town. thats not cool racism is a real big probelm all over the world and you need to say your very sorry and will try to change your attitude toward our international twihard and if you couldnt report me my vocab would be much more coulrful RUDE thats wat you are your the kind of person who would push me down and take my books cause im diffrent arent you

 
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 
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THE-Twinerd, I absolutely agree with you. Pastaroni97, how can you say something like that? Do you think just because the story is set in America, someone from overseas can't like it? I live in Australia and I don't know HOW many people here are in love with the Twilight saga. Do you think if an Australian author had written something this phenomenal, you would like it? I hope not because you don't live in Australia, so according to you it would be WRONG for you to like it!

 
 
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Jeez pastaroni, racist much? So if your American then you can't like American things? Okay then you don't need to eat Italian, Mexican, Asian, or any type of non American foods because you're a foreigner there. Oh and you don't need to do anything like listen to foreign music or watch animes or anything because that's an Asian thing, your a foreigner so you can't like it. Oh and that new Twilight (wannabe) manga thats coming out? You can't read it because manga is Japanese and you aren't Japanese so go like something in AMERICA

 
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pastaroni why cant people who arent american like american stuff? ...

 
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xxfanpirexx y do u like twilight if u dont even live in america?? god i wish those forigners could b fans of stuff in their OWN country

 
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that seems like it wuld b a good place 2 eat, wish i didn't have 2 fly all the way across the country 2 get ther.

 
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I want the last part!

 
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k

 
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cool

 
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that would be cool!!!

 
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That's AWESOME!

 
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why is everything about vampires or werewolves ever since twilight came out, the book or movie are not that good.

 
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sooooo coool!!!

 
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oh my gosh what else are they going to come up with

 
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This is ridiculous....U_U

 
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This is ridiculous....U_U

 
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that is the best

 
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wow, thats great!

 
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what the heck

 
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bella is really starting to bug i just wosh could not be so stupid i mean god i hate kristien mostly cuz she smokes and cuz shes a bee-otch

 
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yayz yayz yayz!!!!!!!!!!!!! gonna be sooooooooo kool!!

 
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never ever should some one waist theyer money theyer i mean i love twilight but they are going way overbord on it

 
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yayyyyy! too cool ♥

 
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awesome! wish i lived in america

 
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awesome

 
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hi

 
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my dad's already saaid that where going to forks next year anyway so YUM YUM Volterra

 
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TO GREAT ♥

 
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AWESOME

 
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thats awesome! i'm totally going there when it opens which is hopefully summer vacation :)

 
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why only in forks?

 
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i would love to eat there!!1 sooooo cool

 
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sooooooo hacking awesome!!!!

 
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i want to go to forks but i have to wait a while!!! :(

 
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soo cool:)

 
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Thats pretty cool

 
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i used 2 b VERY obsessed with twilight.now my obsession had gone down.like now i think its insane to scream when you see the stars.i mean,there HUMAN, i doubt they want to be scraemed at!i enjoy twilight very much still.always a fan.team edward forever.im just not obsessed now.

 
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i'd LOVE to eat there!! who knows maybe edward and bella stop by?? ; D

 
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haha nice. vampire problms psh i wish!

 
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omg. u'll have to like make reservations 13 years ahead of time! lol!

 
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I want to go there now:D

 
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thats quite funnnnn as in imhapi

 
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haha.people actually ask whether it's safe to go camping because of the vampire problems in the area? lol. btw...i want to go there!

 
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that is awesome

 
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i will HAVE 2 try that out.

 
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awesome!!!

 
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That's so cool!

 
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