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Twilight's Commentary Comedian!

Twilight's not exactly a bucket of LOLz. But — surprise! — Robert Pattinson is!

We got an advanced copy of the DVD and listened to the audio commentary with R-Patz, Kristen Stewart and director Catherine Hardwicke. Rob couldn't go even two seconds without cracking a joke! Here are some of his more memorable lines:

"Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows."

"I have so many inexplicable facial expressions in this movie."

"I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat."

"Sometimes I think I look like I’ve had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns."

[Jokingly] "I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' [Catherine Hardwicke points out that he just admitted that HE cried too] But I was crying over something legitimate. A movie."

"I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it."

[Scene in the forest where Edward asks Bella, "What do we eat?"]: "Cheeseburgers."

[Scene where Edward shows off his sparkly body]: "I'm sorry, Bella. I'm just like a sweaty guy."

"I notice I have one of those butt chins. Like a nubbin."

Be sure to pick up the Twilight DVD on March 21 to hear the rest!

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i watched that and i was liekk rolling on da ground laffin

 
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he is sooo hilarious! and adorable!!!

 
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new moon movie of twilight saga is outstanding ! enjoyed a lot watching twilight new moon !! http://www.twilightne wmoon.info

 
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the best part was at the port angeles scene and he's making fun of himself b/c he doesn't look scary. "Now listen guys! C'mon guys... let's all, come on, let's be simple about this." LOL

 
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hahahaha i was laughing like insane when i watched that! robs so freaking funny and hott!!!!!!! TEAM EWARD!!!

 
 
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Aww man I watched it with the commentary & it was sooooo funny! Robert is SO funny!! Love you Rob! Mrs.Pattinson xOxOx =)

 
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chesseburgers!!! ^^

 
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OMR!!!!!! I love him soooooo much!!!! Nobody is funnier, sexier, or hotter (I can keep going but that would take forever to describe Rob) I love him, he's soo perfect!!! I love his laugh!!!!!!!!

 
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emmett cullen is cute and so is edward

 
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when bella first talks 2 edward robs like our eyebrows r the same then it goes 2 edward then bellas faces and robs eyebrows r like a bush

 
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I love the comentarry but Rob has a weired laugh XD

 
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hehe

 
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OMG love the whole "slow down!" I can''t go any slower. or "HI"

 
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haha no, the best part of the whole commentary is when rob steps out of the car in port angeles and goes, "come on guys, let's be simple about this guuuuys." haha i was laughing soooo hard.

 
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it was hilarious!!!! i watched the Commentary 25 times, i could'nt get enough of it

 
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i have the commentary and i was laughing the whole time lolz

 
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Commentary was hilarious!!! i slept at a friends house, we wathched twilight, and we got to the forest scene and i go like "cheezburgers"

 
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and the car " i cant go any slower" lol

 
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Me too (Annonymous, 5 under me!)

 
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LOL

 
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ok then...

 
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watsa nubbin wtf

 
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hahaha! the commentaries by the starz of the movie r usually the funniest commentary bout tht movie!

 
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I saw that, he's hilarious!

 
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I loved in the commentary at the port angeles scene where he goes [[american accent]] "okay guyssss! lets be simple about thiss!" and the whole thing, he was such a funny commenter lol! I FREAKING LOVEE ROBERT PATTINSON!!!! no joke.

 
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yummy cheezburgur!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =P

 
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omg that is funny lol

 
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"What do we eat"? CHEESBURGERS!!!!! yum!!! wow im impressed!!! Rob is sexy(yum!) AND funny!!!! ;)

 
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I saw the commentry on the DVD, he is histerical. Hot and funny, can't get much better than that

 
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LOL HES HOT AND HES FUNNY!!!! i love guys who are cute and funny and smart and atletic lol. HES MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my name is Mrs. Michelle Cullen. for the movie anyway

 
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LOL!!!!!!!!!he was so funny. i was laughing my head off!!

 
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omg good. he is retarted! i love it though. me and my friends watched the whole movie with commentary like so many times and iour favourite part was when Bella is coming out of the house and slipps, then Charlie rushes over and helps her up. Rob goes "Oh my god. Did you seriuosly just fall on your ass?!" :O

 
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Lolz, yes I saw that on the DVD ! It's so funny!!!

 
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lmao!CHEESEBURGERSS

 
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...Cheeseburgers lmao

 
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um.... rob i <3 but they rnt funny. they rnt BAD but. not gr8. they r clever tho:) luv u rob!!<3333

 
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um.... rob i <3 but they rnt funny. they rnt BAD but. not gr8. they r clever tho:) luv u rob!!<3333

 
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wow.....so very funny(nott!!!!)but i will give you some credit they were'nt all that bad it was kinda funny but not too much...anyways i luv ya r-patz!!!lol

 
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wow.....so very funny(nott!!!!)but i will give you some credit they were'nt all that bad it was kinda funny but not too much...anyways i luv ya r-patz!!!lol

 
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He ROOOOOOOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! THIS IS 4 HIM --<<-<<<--@ A ROSE!

 
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butt chins are not funny, demi has them and ppl made fun of her

 
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butt chin lol he is funny,sweet,cool,PERFECT! ! AND HOT,CUTE,SEXY,GORGOUS,AND PERFECT!! I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON!! DUH?

 
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not the best jokes but ya they were pretty good

 
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FROMAGE you are soooo mean!!!! I watched he commentary and was laughing my butt off!!!!

 
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hahahahahahah i love the peacoat one and cheeseburgers!

 
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Lol wow Funny:]

 
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Robert pattinson is sooooo funny! and cute! what are your guy's fav. coments he made?

 
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YEAH, i WATCHED THE DVD.They're more funny with a british accent.

 
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Cheeseburgers :D

 
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And in the credits when it showed the deleted bedroom scene he was like "what's up with your butt in that one kristen?" i can remember exactly what he said but it was funny.

 
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