4tnz! : Twilight's Commentary Comedian!

Twilight's not exactly a bucket of LOLz. But — surprise! — Robert Pattinson is!

We got an advanced copy of the DVD and listened to the audio commentary with R-Patz, Kristen Stewart and director Catherine Hardwicke. Rob couldn't go even two seconds without cracking a joke! Here are some of his more memorable lines:

"Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows."

"I have so many inexplicable facial expressions in this movie."

"I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat."

"Sometimes I think I look like I’ve had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns."

[Jokingly] "I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' [Catherine Hardwicke points out that he just admitted that HE cried too] But I was crying over something legitimate. A movie."

"I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it."

[Scene in the forest where Edward asks Bella, "What do we eat?"]: "Cheeseburgers."

[Scene where Edward shows off his sparkly body]: "I'm sorry, Bella. I'm just like a sweaty guy."

"I notice I have one of those butt chins. Like a nubbin."

Be sure to pick up the Twilight DVD on March 21 to hear the rest!