2 years ago

We Got Sprayed On Our Date

A few weeks ago, I went out to dinner with this great guy named Jesse. It was going well for awhile: He wiped tomato sauce off my lips with his fingers, and we were holding hands by dessert! I was sure he was going to kiss me when the date was over.

What I wasn't counting on was a rude interruption from a creepy critter. Just as we were at the door to my house, Jesse leaned in — and that's when I caught sight of a skunk in the corner of my eye!

I started to scream, which made the animal nervous as well. And I guess when the little rodents feel threatened, they spray everywhere.

So Jesse and I were completely soaked head-to-toe in gross, smelly skunk juice! Suffice to say, that kiss never happened. How much does that stink!

 
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thats sucks! you would probly go on another date once you guys smell good again :D

 
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that sux a lot /--

 
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very nuch..very scream when u see a skunk...

 
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That really sucks.

 
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hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dats wat u get

 
 
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Thta sucks,and it way nasty.I herad tomato juice helps.

 
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does he still talk to u ?if he does u'll get that kiss.

 
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eeewww gross y would u scream!!!

 
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take a bath together in tomato juice. make out.

 
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dear lord!

 
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Thatz funny but I would have said something corny like ' Wanna bath in tomato juice together ? '

 
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Lol That would suck big time! But since I'm a wild girl I'd end up being grossed out but I'd quickly kiss the hawt dude and run lol (: BAM! I'D WIN! XD

 
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wow lol that does stink... Maybe you to could take a tomatoe juice bath together and forgt all about the nasty skunk

 
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take a tomato juice bath

 
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take a tomato juice bath

 
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

 
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why would you scream from a skunk

 
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come on, Anonymous, are you seriously saying that if you had seen a skunk you wouldn't have screamed! your not that tough!

 
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you shouldn't have screamed. wouldn't be smelly and you would have gotten the kiss

 
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yo, its not ur fault!! dont grudge it

 
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u should never scream around a skink....but it wasn;t ur fault so he shouldn't be mad

 
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maybe if u guys go on a second date then u would get a kiss. im sure he felt soo horrified as u did. dont sweat, just take a looonnggg shower.

 
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its the skunks fault

 
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he must feel embarrased 2 don't feel so bad just hate skunks more!!!

 
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It's not your fault.

 
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next tome u see him grab him and make out

 
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just be happy that that's over and keep moving forward

 
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ewwwwwwww i would hate that!

 
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haha i wudda kissed him anyway

 
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ohh tht is hilriouss\

 
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hahaha that IS ironic!!!!!!!

 
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Did You Ever Speak To Him Again?

 
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so u smelled 4 a week?ewwwwwwwwwww

 
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Ewww that's gross!!!

 
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ironic, u had 2 bath in tomato sauce!

 
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Oh.That sux!:(

 
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AHAHAHHAHAHA THATS FUNNY

 
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i would of kissed him and not bother with the skunk. Or i would of just say, "oh, there's a skunk!" But not scream. Did he ever talk to u again?

 
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it waz the skunks fault, if you were me, i would have started to laugh, and make it a funny expereince.

 
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*Project*

 
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my crush wont have known what to do he would have ran PS I AM CHANGING MY NAME TO PROECT RUNWAY

 
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well he cant hate u if it was the SKUNKS fault!! ; )

 
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uhh that so isn't fair. A critter ruining ur guys moment. Stupid skunk ;)

 
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I remember when something like that happend to me. i totally blew it! ( a bit too personal) :)

 
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skunk juice! lol

 
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EWWWW!

 
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on th ebright side u will always remebre this

 
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soorry did't get kiss

 
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Ew. Why is he mad at you? It was totally not your fault.

 
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not ur fault he shouldnt be mad at u

 
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