Is THIS The Week For Luv? (Aww yeah)

WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 15 - SEPTEMBER 21

 

MARCH 21 - APRIL 19: Can’t seem to get your crush out of your head? Don’t try to knock him loose by banging your fist against your noggin (ouch). Trust in the stars to bring you two together. It’ll save you a headache!

 

 

APRIL 20 - MAY 20
: The great thing about the past is…it’s ancient history. Try explaining that to your parents, if they’re on your case this week about all the chores you DIDN’T do. As for your future: Our crystal ball says, more fun, less doing the dishes.

 

 

 

 

MAY 21 - JUNE 21: Since you’re super busy lately, getting an early start can help you get things done. For instance: Staring at the hottie who passes by your locker every morning. You wouldn’t want to miss that!

 

 

 

JUNE 22 - JULY 22: This week, you’ll feel like your life is a juggling act. Just make sure you’re trying to juggle good things (time with your bffs, time in front of the TV) and not flaming torches. Or else, get a fire extinguisher!        JULY 23 - AUGUST 22: You aren’t one to make the first move, but neither is your crush. Lucky for you Mars is moving into your sign, giving you a jolt of extra outgoing-ness (we THINK that’s a word). Well, what are you waiting for? Get your flirt on!       AUGUST 23 - SEPTEMBER 22
: You’ve been a little lazy lately, but soon you’ll get some more energy when Neptune bolts into your sign. Use that extra electric charge to create a spark with your crush. 4th of July may be long over, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be fireworks!        SEPTEMBER 23 - OCTOBER 23
: You usually wait till the last minute to do things and some people may get on your case. Hey, At least you get it done, right?! Well, the planets are telling us that your assignment due tomorrow can wait…so enjoy surfing 4TNZ!        OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 21
: An opportunity comes knockin’ on your door, but make sure to check the peep hole to see if this is something you want to take on. Cutie = open it. Someone selling something = pretend you’re not home.         NOVEMBER 22 - DECEMBER 21: Teachers starting to get you down? Just remember that they fart and go to the bathroom just like everyone else. Nothing to be scared of! Plus, the cosmos are lining up for you to score big on your next test. Now THAT’S
nothing to poop on.         DECEMBER 22 - JANUARY 19
: You’re rockin’ those new back to school clothes and feeling like a total fashionista. So mix and match those new threads and start some new trends! (Hopefully your school comes with a red carpet out front.)           JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 18: Don’t exhaust yourself with too many plans this week because your weekend is looking pretty full. Don’t worry: All signs point to it being full of hotties and not full of homework!          FEBRUARY 19 - MARCH 20: You’ve been trying to get some answers from a sibling or friend lately, but it may seem like they are speaking a totally different language than you these days. You may need to get a weirdo-english dictionary.